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MapleSyrupMafia
@maplesyrupmafia.bsky.social
Former mechanic but still a gearhead. Just a normal dude who wants things to move forward. "Despite our differences, We are one!" - Bloodywood
Standing water and dark paint absorbing more heat... Even I know that and the pond I've made at home is a fraction of that size. With water moving, heat can make things go sideways real fast.
June 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
So he should ignore it, got it!
April 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
He'll probably post another one in 3 days.
April 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
They've clearly arrested the wrong guy, I was drinking all day with him! I'm willing to testify in court!
April 12, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Well... look what Russia did... bs visas to send them to die for them in Ukraine, emptying jails...
April 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Gotta start a new war to distract from the previous one that was meant to distract from the Epstein files!!!
April 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
*RFK pushing doctors aside as he puts a toilet seat full of cocaine in front of Pedolf Shitler: "THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE HIM!!!"
April 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
He can't order donuts, he'll struggle keeping the wolves at bay.
April 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Being blackout drunk is how you teleport to a Waffle House.
April 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Don't give me hope... We know he won't see the inside of a jail, but I hope he's stuck in bed, can't move or talk for the rest of his life. Prisoner of his own mind and no more attention that he craves so much.
April 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'd settle for heart attack at the top of the stairs of Air Farce One and him making it all the way down to the tarmac.
April 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Same shit, different toilet! I wonder if his voice will crack and be almost crying when being asked questions like Bondi.
April 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The Putler's playbook! Shrink your inner circle, next step is hiding in his new bunker under the ballroom.
April 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
As a Canadian, I wish she was president. Imagine how much calmer everything would be!
April 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I'm not old enough to have seen it myself, but up to the 70's, there was a train station in my hometown. I've spent 14 years driving 30 minutes to work and I would've gladly jumped on a train, if we still had a passenger train here... Building everything around owning a car is not doing us any good.
April 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Ukraine belongs to Ukraine... You want the war to end? All Russia has to do is leave, the end! They want the land and the ressources, Russia signed a treaty saying they'd respect the border and sovereignty of Ukraine. Just like most treaties, they broke it.
March 30, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Mine has the Toyota Rust Development package!
March 30, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Doesn't really matter if they disperse, you always see those in the sky at night.
March 30, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I've heard she came from France, on a boat!!!
March 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The weird part is that they'll pay to attend GQP conventions, but can't wrap their jello brains around people doing something for free because they care.
March 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
March 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
It is bad... I want real fluffy creatures, not one created by a computer that's drinking water and dumping a shitload of pollution in the air with dumbass gas turbines...
March 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What's the best stocks for a company selling body bags?
March 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It was full of narcowterrorists! I'll see myself out!
March 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM