Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts
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Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now https://theonion.com/study-finds-voices-should-sound-normal-through-walkie-talkies-by-now/
September 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now https://theonion.com/study-finds-voices-should-sound-normal-through-walkie-talkies-by-now/
Szbozslai’d ugh
September 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Szbozslai’d ugh
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The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you”
September 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you”
I find it quite rude that the IRS is asking someone for money on this, the holiest of days, 9/11
September 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I find it quite rude that the IRS is asking someone for money on this, the holiest of days, 9/11
How’s the color blindness treating with these jerseys at Lambeau @tyhildenbrandt.solidverbal.com ?
September 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
How’s the color blindness treating with these jerseys at Lambeau @tyhildenbrandt.solidverbal.com ?
I am already so mad at these guys yelling at me to use Google Gemini
September 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I am already so mad at these guys yelling at me to use Google Gemini
I don’t like Alex Golesh in Auburn colors 😡
September 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I don’t like Alex Golesh in Auburn colors 😡
I have not missed 7 timeouts in 2 minutes of game time over the course of the Summer of Soccer
September 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have not missed 7 timeouts in 2 minutes of game time over the course of the Summer of Soccer
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Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome.
September 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome.
NewUPCcastle UPCnited FC
September 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
NewUPCcastle UPCnited FC
The 3yo just called this green cement truck “the Mountain Dew one”
September 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The 3yo just called this green cement truck “the Mountain Dew one”
Shouts out to the FedEx delivery driver wearing the sleeveless “Vader 77” basketball jersey
September 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Shouts out to the FedEx delivery driver wearing the sleeveless “Vader 77” basketball jersey
Shouts out to this guy who is calling hand sanitizer “alcohol” and keeps asking the two women he is with for the alcohol in their purses.
September 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Shouts out to this guy who is calling hand sanitizer “alcohol” and keeps asking the two women he is with for the alcohol in their purses.
An 83 year old lady on my mail route who may not even be 5ft tall was just talking to me about moving next week. She said “I didn’t really wanna move but, you know. What I wanna say to them is [throws up double birds] FUCK THEM!”
August 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
An 83 year old lady on my mail route who may not even be 5ft tall was just talking to me about moving next week. She said “I didn’t really wanna move but, you know. What I wanna say to them is [throws up double birds] FUCK THEM!”
Of course they have, all America REALLY wants to hear about are the Dallas Cowboys
Kirk Herbstreit admits ESPN undercovers college football on a regular basis.
awfulannouncing.com/espn/kirk-he...
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Kirk Herbstreit admits ESPN 'has been very, very guilty' of skimping on college football coverage
ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit nodded to fans' longtime complaints that the Worldwide Leader vastly under-covers college football.
awfulannouncing.com
August 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Of course they have, all America REALLY wants to hear about are the Dallas Cowboys
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The Lord is calling home the wrong 80 year olds.
August 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The Lord is calling home the wrong 80 year olds.
Being stuck behind the youth group at the Coke Freestyle Machine 😳
August 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Being stuck behind the youth group at the Coke Freestyle Machine 😳
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One of the customers on my mail route has a live dot com email address lol
August 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
One of the customers on my mail route has a live dot com email address lol
🎵I love kickin shit
stubbin my toe on the bed post baby
I love kickin shit
Jumpin up and down and yellin ouch 🎵
stubbin my toe on the bed post baby
I love kickin shit
Jumpin up and down and yellin ouch 🎵
August 22, 2026 at 10:27 AM
🎵I love kickin shit
stubbin my toe on the bed post baby
I love kickin shit
Jumpin up and down and yellin ouch 🎵
stubbin my toe on the bed post baby
I love kickin shit
Jumpin up and down and yellin ouch 🎵
Just overheard:
“I caught eight feral cats last night and it was a BAAAAAD experience”
“I caught eight feral cats last night and it was a BAAAAAD experience”
August 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Just overheard:
“I caught eight feral cats last night and it was a BAAAAAD experience”
“I caught eight feral cats last night and it was a BAAAAAD experience”
The moths are going crazy out here today
August 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The moths are going crazy out here today
🎵let’s go shittin now
everybody’s learning how
Come poop on the toilet with meeeee
(Come poop on the toilet with)
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah🎵
- The Butt Boys
everybody’s learning how
Come poop on the toilet with meeeee
(Come poop on the toilet with)
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah🎵
- The Butt Boys
August 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
🎵let’s go shittin now
everybody’s learning how
Come poop on the toilet with meeeee
(Come poop on the toilet with)
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah🎵
- The Butt Boys
everybody’s learning how
Come poop on the toilet with meeeee
(Come poop on the toilet with)
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah
Shittin safari yeah🎵
- The Butt Boys
Diaharrea Drop Off is a great band name @stefanheck.bsky.social
August 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Diaharrea Drop Off is a great band name @stefanheck.bsky.social
I would assume through Faith, Family, and Never Giving Up?
August 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I would assume through Faith, Family, and Never Giving Up?