Maggie She/Her
@margamurph.bsky.social
Honestly, no idea what I’m even doing. Aerial arts and dissociation, I guess 💜
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One of these two people was a "good guy with a gun"
Spoiler alert: It wasn't Kyle Rittenhouse
Spoiler alert: It wasn't Kyle Rittenhouse
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 PM
One of these two people was a "good guy with a gun"
Spoiler alert: It wasn't Kyle Rittenhouse
Spoiler alert: It wasn't Kyle Rittenhouse
If they’re already publicly executing people we should be allowed to bring back the guillotine.
#offwiththeirheads
#offwiththeirheads
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
If they’re already publicly executing people we should be allowed to bring back the guillotine.
#offwiththeirheads
#offwiththeirheads
We should get to boo people that talk on speakerphone in public.
I love to eavesdrop, but if you’re not spilling tea then hold your damn phone to your ear like the rest of us.
I love to eavesdrop, but if you’re not spilling tea then hold your damn phone to your ear like the rest of us.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
We should get to boo people that talk on speakerphone in public.
I love to eavesdrop, but if you’re not spilling tea then hold your damn phone to your ear like the rest of us.
I love to eavesdrop, but if you’re not spilling tea then hold your damn phone to your ear like the rest of us.
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JK Rowling is English Elon Musk.
Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
JK Rowling is English Elon Musk.
How do you become less easy to be taken advantage of while remaining soft? #askingforafriend #thatfriendisme
April 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How do you become less easy to be taken advantage of while remaining soft? #askingforafriend #thatfriendisme
I’d rather know that I’m using my body than feel like my body is being used.
April 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’d rather know that I’m using my body than feel like my body is being used.
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We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
Why didn’t anyone else stand up and scream last night? Why didn’t anyone else cause a scene and show how pissed we all are? Where are the people I voted for to stand up for me?! Signs? Pink shirts? That’s not enough.
#dobetter
#dobetter
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Why didn’t anyone else stand up and scream last night? Why didn’t anyone else cause a scene and show how pissed we all are? Where are the people I voted for to stand up for me?! Signs? Pink shirts? That’s not enough.
#dobetter
#dobetter
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Americans: DO SOMETHING!!!
Dems: we have a plan 😏
Dems at the SOTU:
Dems: we have a plan 😏
Dems at the SOTU:
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Americans: DO SOMETHING!!!
Dems: we have a plan 😏
Dems at the SOTU:
Dems: we have a plan 😏
Dems at the SOTU:
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By popular request
March 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
By popular request
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Lol. Tomato Head got told what a national measles outbreak would do to business.
www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
RFK Jr. urges people to get vaccinated amid deadly Texas outbreak
Kennedy has a long record of sowing skepticism about vaccines, but advocated for them in a Fox News op-ed today.
www.axios.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lol. Tomato Head got told what a national measles outbreak would do to business.
www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Vice Precedent
Vice Precedent
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Vice Precedent
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“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them
What’s really cool is that if you want to live alone, you have to pay out the ass OR you have to find a fucking Craigslist roommate and share your space with a stranger just to be able to afford to live. Landlords are scammers. Thanks for my rant.
March 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What’s really cool is that if you want to live alone, you have to pay out the ass OR you have to find a fucking Craigslist roommate and share your space with a stranger just to be able to afford to live. Landlords are scammers. Thanks for my rant.
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(waking up in 2025) well what fresh hell awaits us today
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
(waking up in 2025) well what fresh hell awaits us today
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
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The need for intimacy is soooo real right now.
No sex. Just…emotions. I want to love, I want to care. I want quiet where we talk about everything and nothing. Where we just sit in each other’s presence. Where touching is more in familiarizing.
I want this. I need this.
No sex. Just…emotions. I want to love, I want to care. I want quiet where we talk about everything and nothing. Where we just sit in each other’s presence. Where touching is more in familiarizing.
I want this. I need this.
February 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The need for intimacy is soooo real right now.
No sex. Just…emotions. I want to love, I want to care. I want quiet where we talk about everything and nothing. Where we just sit in each other’s presence. Where touching is more in familiarizing.
I want this. I need this.
No sex. Just…emotions. I want to love, I want to care. I want quiet where we talk about everything and nothing. Where we just sit in each other’s presence. Where touching is more in familiarizing.
I want this. I need this.
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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
July 2, 2023 at 4:33 AM
“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
