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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms https://theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptive-autopsy-into-why-they-lost-midterms/
October 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms https://theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptive-autopsy-into-why-they-lost-midterms/
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This. We need this.
October 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This. We need this.
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The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”
October 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”
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“Look what I got you Maine.”
— “Rock Salt Suzie”
— “Rock Salt Suzie”
October 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
“Look what I got you Maine.”
— “Rock Salt Suzie”
— “Rock Salt Suzie”
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A FUTURE GAME SHOW:
“Sorry, Arthur, your answer was correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the point. And, an extra bonus point goes to Sue, as she was offended by your answer.”
“Sorry, Arthur, your answer was correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the point. And, an extra bonus point goes to Sue, as she was offended by your answer.”
October 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
A FUTURE GAME SHOW:
“Sorry, Arthur, your answer was correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the point. And, an extra bonus point goes to Sue, as she was offended by your answer.”
“Sorry, Arthur, your answer was correct, but Paul shouted his opinion louder, so he gets the point. And, an extra bonus point goes to Sue, as she was offended by your answer.”
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I know that it is a dog’s job
to help humans feel better.
But hey humans,
today might be a good day
to try to make dogs feel better too.
Your anxiety is making us dogs
very worried.
We’re trying our best,
but you need to help.
Maybe have some waffles.
to help humans feel better.
But hey humans,
today might be a good day
to try to make dogs feel better too.
Your anxiety is making us dogs
very worried.
We’re trying our best,
but you need to help.
Maybe have some waffles.
April 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I know that it is a dog’s job
to help humans feel better.
But hey humans,
today might be a good day
to try to make dogs feel better too.
Your anxiety is making us dogs
very worried.
We’re trying our best,
but you need to help.
Maybe have some waffles.
to help humans feel better.
But hey humans,
today might be a good day
to try to make dogs feel better too.
Your anxiety is making us dogs
very worried.
We’re trying our best,
but you need to help.
Maybe have some waffles.
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ONN won a Webby today for best comedy video show. I am extremely biased, but this might be our finest work yet.
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ONN won a Webby today for best comedy video show. I am extremely biased, but this might be our finest work yet.
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Shelby reposted this.
April 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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having friends over for dinner which was an excuse to make some sweet potato pies
April 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
having friends over for dinner which was an excuse to make some sweet potato pies