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Marilyn
@marilyn-isms.bsky.social
Aspiring Mess. Reader. Hogwarts Reject. Belter OPA. Neat Freak. Neurotic. Misplaced Episcopalian. Opinions are mine. ✌
It turns out that with enough rx steroid meds (a shot in his rear and a steroid dose pack) Spencer is one of those people who will develop medicine-induced hiccups.

He's finally stopped. He hiccupped from 3am to about 8pm today.

I was googling "ways to trigger a vagus nerve to calm hiccups" 🫪
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I'm washing some bedding and I always feel terrible when I have to move a cat to wash it. I feel so mean.
September 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Does anyone else get kind of gleeful when they have a new bottle of a spice or herb to put into a dish?
September 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Is it too much to ask the Universe to make me independently wealthy so I can stop working and sit around with my overweight cat in my lap?
September 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Happy 1000th episode.

I remember the 500th episode and we have t-shirts and a baseball cap in the attic from it.

❤️ #BB15 #BB28
August 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I'm trying to read "The Color Purple" and it's just making me sad.

Oh, and I fed my sourdough...I hadn't had a chance to sit the lid on it---

And a FLY FLEW INTO MY JAR AND LANDED ON THE SOURDOUGH AND I FREAKED OUT.

I scooped the top layer off but I'm still just horrified.
August 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by Marilyn
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could.

From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America.

Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
August 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I was trying to explain to Spencer my complicated feelings about being an aunt.

I didn't have one until my 30s when 23 and Me DNA tests found my mom's half sister.

So, I'm a wild aunty. I was not aunt-ed to and I have no children of my own.

I'm just trying to love on these kids anyway I can. ❤️
August 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I showed up at my sister in law's house at 9:15am w/ 4 coffees (bribes!) & proceeded to scrub, deep clean, & organize my almost-14-year old niece's room. She's an ADHD mess like her uncle Spencer.

I sent sis-in-law away while we worked so teen would be calm. We got it done! Kid & mom were happy.
August 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I lead a perfect life with a hilarious man who can handle anything------ including me.

But he's so precious and funny about falling asleep at like, 9:15pm.... every night. And I'm a horrible night owl who terrorizes him.
August 21, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I wish I had the confidence and "sense of self" I have now, at 40.... that I needed at age 20. I could've run the world. ...Zero identity issues, complete self-assurance that I can figure ANYTHING out.
August 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Saw "The Odyssey"

Loved it.

If the theaters make us pick our seats, I wish the other idiots in the audience would abide by the rules. I had to sit next to my actual seat. I'm just enough neurotic that it bugged me the entire time.
August 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Check out Coilie: The Modern Landline by Lauren Czajka on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/coi...

Y'all, they're less than $1,500 away from their goal. I'm so excited for this project!!!
Coilie: The Modern Landline
Give your phone a home with our wall-mounted perch and coiled USB-C charger inspired by the landline you grew up with.
www.kickstarter.com
August 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Appt to see doctor at 1pm. FOR THOSE CURIOUS----

Did you know that cashews, pistachios, mangoes, and poison ivy are all in the same family with the urushoil chemical?

I'm allergic to cashews and pistachios.

This has been a FUN LITTLE ADVENTURE!
August 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Poison ivy update
1. Two good size right arm patches
2. Two ish areas of face
3. Splotch on upper chest
4. Two patches on right thigh

I am coated in over the counter steroid cream. I'm calling my doctor tomorrow for a shot.
August 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
A super fun thing about a bad poison ivy rash (for the first time, truly) is how you want to inspect it. And it slowly arrives. And it's miserable, but if you coat enough cortisone cream on it... you're OK. But it looks all white and gross.

Y'all. It's on my FACE.

I'm 40 with facial plant rash.
August 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I'm not a neurotic big sister watching Flight Tracker of her plane. No no... not me....
August 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
(She would kill me for posting this)

Gigi's last night reading a night night story to my nephew.

They've already done "Go Dog Go"

❤️

My sister and nephew go home to England tomorrow.
August 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Guess who has a sister with a cosmology license?

Me!
August 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
My toddler nephew is here with his mother for another week (and then they go home to England...😭)

And I'm honestly baffled at how sticky I end up after being around him. How? What are we getting into? Why are we both sticky? It's a hilarious mystery of aunthood.
August 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This is happiness.
August 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I have been christened "ant narin" and i couldn't be prouder.
July 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
A haiku to my cats

They throw up daily
Then they catch flies to nibble
Why's it smell in here?
July 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
My cat barfed in the laundry room window
And on the dryer
And behind the dryer
And on the water heater.
July 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM