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mass market paperback book hater fka krnsux
im so glad i got to watch a pivetta start in person this season ❤️ my canadian prince i love you
September 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
heather gay is so irritating
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
sade really is one of a kind…
September 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
KIM ZOLCIAK ROT IN HELL ALONG WITH YOUR SON.
September 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i shitted on them (my summer quarter classes) 💯 two weeks of freedom lfg
September 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
omg i feel like such a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders after taking the final exam for one of my classes yesterday … and i can finish off my other class on saturday… AND I GET TWO WEEKS OF FREEDOM
September 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
obsessed with pan frying chicken and then making pan sauce 🤤 i remixed today w shallots garlic white wine chicken broth cream and butter
September 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
my brain has been successfully rewired to like olives as of yesterday aug 29 2026
August 31, 2026 at 3:49 AM
was at the beach yesterday hot as fuck and i was telling stuart how i was sweating and he was like “yea youre dripping sweat..” and i knew i was cooked when he said “you’re perspiring around your lips” bc he has never used the word perspire about my sweat before lol
August 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i get visibly icked when i see someone i respect post a story on ig w a drake song in the background… especially a new drake song… smh i thought you had taste 😔
August 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
literally moving through the day as if someone i personally knew passed after learning about dolly parton’s passing 😔
August 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
strava feels like a cult
August 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
tatis jr signed w roc nation sports to represent him… tatis x meg thee stallion collab when 🤤
August 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
BBC engineers built robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife at distances no human crew could ever get close enough to reach.
July 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
damn minions have been going strong for 16 years?!??
August 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i swear this used to be on spotify 🤔
August 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
the way the baseball media found a way to blame the brewers for the d*dg*rs getting sk*bal is crazy work… smear campaign on over drive. the media purposely asks the wrong questions so they can avoid having to talk about how the system within baseball is broken
August 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I love real housewives who feign being a supporter of gays then a REAL bonafide hag like Bronwyn Newport comes along and she’s like asking for poppers on fire island drunk and slurring her words and wondering where the afters are
July 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
this has me smiling LOLing but also gagged within the first 50 pages alone omg im about to eat this up
July 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i had a coworker who i used to talk to books a lot and we liked some of the same romcom books and at one point, i started telling her how my brilliant friend/the neapolitan quartet books were so good and how she should read them and she said “you read smart books huh” and i paused for a bit
July 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
omg not me getting a 79% on an exam for one of my certification classes for the first time since i started the program 😒 whatever i’ll grind for the next month i guess.
July 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
me when i had to pee 30 mins before the movie ended
Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.
July 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
unironically based of eric andre to post this
July 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the odyssey in 70 mm imax changed my life… i wish travis scott said “straight up” or “its lit” at least once in the movie lol
July 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
heart carabiner that my government assigned lesbian bestie (mikayla) gave me years ago + heart carabiners tattoo that i got during a pride flash event 🤩
July 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM