Alix Markman
@markwoman.bsky.social
Writer of TV, games, and Oxford commas. Astrid & Lilly, Gotham Knights, the Beaverton. Views are my own. She/Her. 🏳️🌈
https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/alix-markman/
https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/alix-markman/
me at the cell phone free Phoebe Bridgers concert wondering if I should just leave my phone in phone jail forever
October 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
me at the cell phone free Phoebe Bridgers concert wondering if I should just leave my phone in phone jail forever
Cornell’s official statement. Look at the wording.
“None of the individuals charged were offered the opportunity to write essays as a *sole* consequence of their involvement.”
Oh, so they got *temporary* suspensions AND an essay. That obviously counts as justice! (/s)
“None of the individuals charged were offered the opportunity to write essays as a *sole* consequence of their involvement.”
Oh, so they got *temporary* suspensions AND an essay. That obviously counts as justice! (/s)
September 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Cornell’s official statement. Look at the wording.
“None of the individuals charged were offered the opportunity to write essays as a *sole* consequence of their involvement.”
Oh, so they got *temporary* suspensions AND an essay. That obviously counts as justice! (/s)
“None of the individuals charged were offered the opportunity to write essays as a *sole* consequence of their involvement.”
Oh, so they got *temporary* suspensions AND an essay. That obviously counts as justice! (/s)
I seriously can’t with y’all
September 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I seriously can’t with y’all
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM NOW.
FUCK.
FUCK.
September 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM NOW.
FUCK.
FUCK.
how I’m spending my long weekend
September 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
how I’m spending my long weekend
Honestly this man’s contributions to animation were legendary.
August 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Honestly this man’s contributions to animation were legendary.
One of my favourite things our Art department did on Astrid & Lilly (and that’s a long list!) was place a giant framed photo of Dolly Parton in Brutus’ pad.
We will always love you, Dolly. 💖💖💖
We will always love you, Dolly. 💖💖💖
August 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
One of my favourite things our Art department did on Astrid & Lilly (and that’s a long list!) was place a giant framed photo of Dolly Parton in Brutus’ pad.
We will always love you, Dolly. 💖💖💖
We will always love you, Dolly. 💖💖💖
when she gets you a donut with your favourite Pokémon on it 🧡
August 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
when she gets you a donut with your favourite Pokémon on it 🧡
forget “who’s the man”
tell me which one of you is the outdoor lesbian and which one of you is the indoor lesbian
tell me which one of you is the outdoor lesbian and which one of you is the indoor lesbian
August 22, 2026 at 12:15 AM
forget “who’s the man”
tell me which one of you is the outdoor lesbian and which one of you is the indoor lesbian
tell me which one of you is the outdoor lesbian and which one of you is the indoor lesbian
I love my mom (this was about a party invitation)
July 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I love my mom (this was about a party invitation)
but sure, keep telling me how great AI is
July 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
but sure, keep telling me how great AI is
“I asked ChatGPT.” Well I asked Tai Frasier and she said you’re a virgin who can’t drive.
July 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
“I asked ChatGPT.” Well I asked Tai Frasier and she said you’re a virgin who can’t drive.
yes @ashleycooper.bsky.social has a cat named King and yes he is a goblin but you can’t tell me this picture isn’t serving Goblin King
June 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
yes @ashleycooper.bsky.social has a cat named King and yes he is a goblin but you can’t tell me this picture isn’t serving Goblin King
thank you for the validation but also good god, Lemon
June 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
thank you for the validation but also good god, Lemon
PS: if you have any leads on where to snag this incentive cover (which features Ashley’s story) online or in Toronto, please let a girl know!
May 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
PS: if you have any leads on where to snag this incentive cover (which features Ashley’s story) online or in Toronto, please let a girl know!
My friend @ashleycooper.bsky.social’s Star Trek comic is out today! Go pick up your copy and start your Pride Month celebrations early!!!!
May 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
My friend @ashleycooper.bsky.social’s Star Trek comic is out today! Go pick up your copy and start your Pride Month celebrations early!!!!
A FRIENDLY CAT LED ME TO MY MUSEUM TOUR THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
May 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
A FRIENDLY CAT LED ME TO MY MUSEUM TOUR THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
everyone please applaud this extremely good and extremely stoned boy who had his first ever dental cleaning today and GOT TO KEEP ALL OF HIS TEETH!!!!!
April 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
everyone please applaud this extremely good and extremely stoned boy who had his first ever dental cleaning today and GOT TO KEEP ALL OF HIS TEETH!!!!!
post inspired by this evergreen tweet by @danielleweisberg.bsky.social, who was, hilariously, just on The Pitt
April 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
post inspired by this evergreen tweet by @danielleweisberg.bsky.social, who was, hilariously, just on The Pitt
Toto making sure his friends Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy make it home safely
April 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Toto making sure his friends Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy make it home safely
when your friend asks your neurodivergent ass for reality tv recommendations
April 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
when your friend asks your neurodivergent ass for reality tv recommendations
me, manifesting a second life for the Buffy revival
March 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
me, manifesting a second life for the Buffy revival