Marshal
@marshalchaifetz.bsky.social
Mental Health First Aid Instructor
Poorly shot concert videos:
https://m.youtube.com/@greatworlddominator/playlists
Poorly shot concert videos:
https://m.youtube.com/@greatworlddominator/playlists
Little kid, maybe 6, out shopping with his mom trying so hard to tell her which "version" of the toy he wanted but was mixing up the letter S and the letter G.
September 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Little kid, maybe 6, out shopping with his mom trying so hard to tell her which "version" of the toy he wanted but was mixing up the letter S and the letter G.
Driving into work this morning I saw a billboard advertising snowboard rentals. It's August and I live in Northern New Jersey.
August 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Driving into work this morning I saw a billboard advertising snowboard rentals. It's August and I live in Northern New Jersey.
"We refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt."
63 years ago and we've still got a ways to go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP4i...
63 years ago and we've still got a ways to go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP4i...
I Have a Dream speech by Martin Luther King .Jr HD (subtitled)
YouTube video by RARE FACTS
www.youtube.com
August 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"We refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt."
63 years ago and we've still got a ways to go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP4i...
63 years ago and we've still got a ways to go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP4i...
And I watch, I watch from far away
And I watch, I watch both night and day
You won't get away
- A Flock of Seagulls Camera
And I watch, I watch both night and day
You won't get away
- A Flock of Seagulls Camera
August 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
And I watch, I watch from far away
And I watch, I watch both night and day
You won't get away
- A Flock of Seagulls Camera
And I watch, I watch both night and day
You won't get away
- A Flock of Seagulls Camera
Move over pizza rat, I give you pizza squirrel.
July 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Move over pizza rat, I give you pizza squirrel.
It wouldn't be a Sunday morning without one woman telling another to go f*ck herself so loud I could hear it clear across the other side of the strip mall parking lot. Good times!!
July 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It wouldn't be a Sunday morning without one woman telling another to go f*ck herself so loud I could hear it clear across the other side of the strip mall parking lot. Good times!!
Saw that a funeral home is moving into an old bank location. If they don't take down the drive thru windows, I'm gonna have some questions.
July 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Saw that a funeral home is moving into an old bank location. If they don't take down the drive thru windows, I'm gonna have some questions.
I picked up a pizza for dinner tonight. I have too much to bring in from the car to make one trip. Do I
a) Take the pizza on the first trip so I can grab a slice and a bite?
or
b) Take the pizza on the second trip letting it sit in the car a bit longer so tomorrow my car will smell delicious?
a) Take the pizza on the first trip so I can grab a slice and a bite?
or
b) Take the pizza on the second trip letting it sit in the car a bit longer so tomorrow my car will smell delicious?
July 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I picked up a pizza for dinner tonight. I have too much to bring in from the car to make one trip. Do I
a) Take the pizza on the first trip so I can grab a slice and a bite?
or
b) Take the pizza on the second trip letting it sit in the car a bit longer so tomorrow my car will smell delicious?
a) Take the pizza on the first trip so I can grab a slice and a bite?
or
b) Take the pizza on the second trip letting it sit in the car a bit longer so tomorrow my car will smell delicious?
Not the Republican Senator everybody's been focused on.
July 12, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Not the Republican Senator everybody's been focused on.
On the bright side, the US Men's National Team not winning the World Cup saves them from having to celebrate with Kash Patel.
July 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
On the bright side, the US Men's National Team not winning the World Cup saves them from having to celebrate with Kash Patel.
According to Rolling Stone, Paul McCartney played I Want To Hold Your Hand" for the first time in over 60 years at the reception for Taylor's Swift's wedding. I'm not sure that kind of power exists anywhere else in the universe. Suck it, Thanos.
July 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
According to Rolling Stone, Paul McCartney played I Want To Hold Your Hand" for the first time in over 60 years at the reception for Taylor's Swift's wedding. I'm not sure that kind of power exists anywhere else in the universe. Suck it, Thanos.
I'm happy for Taylor and Travis and all, but the real highlight is gonna be the speech Jason Kelce gives.
July 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I'm happy for Taylor and Travis and all, but the real highlight is gonna be the speech Jason Kelce gives.
How my day is going so far....
June 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
How my day is going so far....
Arthur he does as he pleases
June 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Arthur he does as he pleases
In May 2023, I bought 2 SanDisk Extreme 2TB external hard drives for $119.99 each at Amazon (don't at me for shopping there, I had a gift card). Today, that same model costs $282, more than double. The new model costs $426.04, more than triple. Zoom in on my empty wallet.
June 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
In May 2023, I bought 2 SanDisk Extreme 2TB external hard drives for $119.99 each at Amazon (don't at me for shopping there, I had a gift card). Today, that same model costs $282, more than double. The new model costs $426.04, more than triple. Zoom in on my empty wallet.
Pretty sure Tom Petty was staring out the window wondering when his air conditioning was going to be fixed when he wrote The Waiting is the Hardest Part.
May 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Pretty sure Tom Petty was staring out the window wondering when his air conditioning was going to be fixed when he wrote The Waiting is the Hardest Part.
Not surprised. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/b...
Book on Truth in the Age of A.I. Contains Quotes Made Up by A.I.
www.nytimes.com
May 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Not surprised. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/b...
I told Facebook so show me less of a particular right wing influencer that I don't follow but that kept popping up in my feed. As soon as I did that, it replaced it with another, with even more posts from that one. Not a coincidence in my book.
May 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I told Facebook so show me less of a particular right wing influencer that I don't follow but that kept popping up in my feed. As soon as I did that, it replaced it with another, with even more posts from that one. Not a coincidence in my book.
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Total Jobs Created by Party (1989-2026):
Democratic Presidents
50,600,000
Republican Presidents
1,469,000
The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.
Democratic Presidents
50,600,000
Republican Presidents
1,469,000
The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.
May 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Total Jobs Created by Party (1989-2026):
Democratic Presidents
50,600,000
Republican Presidents
1,469,000
The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.
Democratic Presidents
50,600,000
Republican Presidents
1,469,000
The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.
If being on your phone is so distracting you're putting your produce in someone else's cart - namely mine - maybe you should hang up.
April 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If being on your phone is so distracting you're putting your produce in someone else's cart - namely mine - maybe you should hang up.
Today is bring your child to work day, also known as I've been introduced to 30 kids whose names I immediately forgot day.
April 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Today is bring your child to work day, also known as I've been introduced to 30 kids whose names I immediately forgot day.
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Get out of your echo chamber and work to stop this war. Do it now. Time is running out.
April 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Get out of your echo chamber and work to stop this war. Do it now. Time is running out.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
March 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
Proposal: The executives from 5 Guys, Five Below, and Chanel No. 5 battle it out in a cage match for the ultimate Supremacy of the 5. Losers change their number to something irrational.
March 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Proposal: The executives from 5 Guys, Five Below, and Chanel No. 5 battle it out in a cage match for the ultimate Supremacy of the 5. Losers change their number to something irrational.