Marshall Beach 19th Street
@marshallb19st.bsky.social
Oh, so I'm the asshole.
American living in Northern Vietnam.
American living in Northern Vietnam.
Pinned
it’s only a matter of time now before a cop overdoses from gently grazing a subway sandwich wrapper
*patting me down after banging my head on the hood of his patrol car*
"Do you have anything dangerous in your pockets I should know about? Any subs, heros, gyros, hoagies? Anything open-faced?"
"Do you have anything dangerous in your pockets I should know about? Any subs, heros, gyros, hoagies? Anything open-faced?"
This is very funny for a lot of reasons but I hope the Democrats note the fact that I single Senator can hold up legislation.
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
October 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This is very funny for a lot of reasons but I hope the Democrats note the fact that I single Senator can hold up legislation.
Besides making the art itself, one of the funnest things about being an artist must be choosing cool little names for your art.
Dance You Monster to My Soft Song! by Paul Klee, 1922
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137273
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137273
October 2, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Besides making the art itself, one of the funnest things about being an artist must be choosing cool little names for your art.
We got this shit going on and the Dems are doing stunts.
October 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
We got this shit going on and the Dems are doing stunts.
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MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
September 30, 2026 at 5:03 AM
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
September 30, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Prepare to become the Joker.
One of my first pieces of “data art,” now updated through 2025!
I’m proud of this one, visually, but it gets a little rough to watch by the end
I’m proud of this one, visually, but it gets a little rough to watch by the end
FUSE - Global Temperature Anomalies
140+ years of climate anomalies as a particle system. NASA GISTEMP data from 1880-2025.
datapoems.io
September 28, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Prepare to become the Joker.
I think it's funny that the first legit real world use case for the technology produced by the corporations that are currently very quickly destroying our economy is to fight with a group of corporations that have been slowly destroying our lives for decades.
September 24, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I think it's funny that the first legit real world use case for the technology produced by the corporations that are currently very quickly destroying our economy is to fight with a group of corporations that have been slowly destroying our lives for decades.
50 Singles Swipe IRL.
September 13, 2026 at 6:35 AM
50 Singles Swipe IRL.
Nearly 10 years into the Trump era of U.S. politics and elected Democrats are still pulling this let's work together bullshit.
Let’s work together — Republicans and Democrats — to get this done, and bring the movie magic back to America.
September 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Nearly 10 years into the Trump era of U.S. politics and elected Democrats are still pulling this let's work together bullshit.
NY Times can sometimes tell it like it is, I guess
August 27, 2026 at 11:26 AM
NY Times can sometimes tell it like it is, I guess
Grandaddy.
are there any bands that make you kind of instantly think that someone who likes them is probably pretty cool?
August 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Grandaddy.
Initially, I thought, "You can't get much dumber than Anna and Dasha," then I realized I was way too online.
July 25, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Initially, I thought, "You can't get much dumber than Anna and Dasha," then I realized I was way too online.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
As free Chinese AI models have got closer to matching paid American offerings, some tech executives and national security leaders have accused Chinese firms of creating security risks or unfairly using U.S. technology to train their own.
Silicon Valley CEOs take a stand that helps their Chinese rivals
An open letter signed by top U.S. tech firms urges against more restrictive AI policies.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 25, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Sounds more like Sting than Jenny Holzer...
HOLDING BACK PROTECTS YOUR VITAL ENERGIES
July 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Sounds more like Sting than Jenny Holzer...
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Alan Partridge incarnate.
this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
June 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Alan Partridge incarnate.
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“My wishes for the planet in 2024: No killing. No killing. Don't kill anyone, anywhere, for any reason. -S.R.”
Tweeted by Sonny Rollins on Dec 31, 2023
Tweeted by Sonny Rollins on Dec 31, 2023
May 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
“My wishes for the planet in 2024: No killing. No killing. Don't kill anyone, anywhere, for any reason. -S.R.”
Tweeted by Sonny Rollins on Dec 31, 2023
Tweeted by Sonny Rollins on Dec 31, 2023
In order (as far as my old brain can recall):
Steve Vai
Poison
David Lee Roth
Pink Floyd
Fishbone
U2
The Grateful Dead
The Replacements
Uncle Tupelo
Blues Traveler
Steve Vai
Poison
David Lee Roth
Pink Floyd
Fishbone
U2
The Grateful Dead
The Replacements
Uncle Tupelo
Blues Traveler
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live
Nirvana
REM
The Cure
Pixies
Blur
The Monkees
Brian Wilson
Devo
They Might Be Giants
Redd Kross
Nirvana
REM
The Cure
Pixies
Blur
The Monkees
Brian Wilson
Devo
They Might Be Giants
Redd Kross
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live
Metallica
Ben Folds Five
Radiohead
Taylor Swift
Dessa
Michelle Branch
Jay-Z
Billy Joel
Smashing Pumpkins
Paramore
Metallica
Ben Folds Five
Radiohead
Taylor Swift
Dessa
Michelle Branch
Jay-Z
Billy Joel
Smashing Pumpkins
Paramore
May 21, 2026 at 10:10 AM
In order (as far as my old brain can recall):
Steve Vai
Poison
David Lee Roth
Pink Floyd
Fishbone
U2
The Grateful Dead
The Replacements
Uncle Tupelo
Blues Traveler
Steve Vai
Poison
David Lee Roth
Pink Floyd
Fishbone
U2
The Grateful Dead
The Replacements
Uncle Tupelo
Blues Traveler
Thanks, Gemini.
May 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Thanks, Gemini.
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ELON MUSK: every woman should have at least two of my children. well, every white woman. only native-born white people and billionaire white South Africans should be able to vote. let's drown trans people.
EZRA KLEIN: guy's just monomaniacally focused on accelerating the EV revolution. admirable.
EZRA KLEIN: guy's just monomaniacally focused on accelerating the EV revolution. admirable.
May 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
ELON MUSK: every woman should have at least two of my children. well, every white woman. only native-born white people and billionaire white South Africans should be able to vote. let's drown trans people.
EZRA KLEIN: guy's just monomaniacally focused on accelerating the EV revolution. admirable.
EZRA KLEIN: guy's just monomaniacally focused on accelerating the EV revolution. admirable.
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"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
April 22, 2026 at 1:28 AM
"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
Jenny Holzer to you know about the paradox of tolerance?
USING FORCE TO STOP FORCE IS ABSURD
April 22, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Jenny Holzer to you know about the paradox of tolerance?
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thinking about how the Mad Men of nowtimes will probably have an episode about today and how don is going to sublimate what we're all feeling into a helluva campaign for same game parlays on draftkings
April 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
thinking about how the Mad Men of nowtimes will probably have an episode about today and how don is going to sublimate what we're all feeling into a helluva campaign for same game parlays on draftkings
The Strait of Hormuz just needs to eat more prunes.
“It will just open up naturally,” Trump says about the Strait of Hormuz. He also once said, at the beginning of the pandemic, that COVID would end by itself. "One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear"
April 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The Strait of Hormuz just needs to eat more prunes.
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March 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM