Martianman
@martianman.bsky.social
Man from Mars and Twitter flee-er
Look at what this dumbass of a VP wrote 10 years ago: www.nytimes.com/2016/04/04/o...
Opinion | Why Trump’s Antiwar Message Resonates with White America (Published 2016)
They bore the brunt of our failure in Iraq. Now someone is finally standing up for them.
www.nytimes.com
July 21, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Look at what this dumbass of a VP wrote 10 years ago: www.nytimes.com/2016/04/04/o...
Gmail sure nailed this one, @developers.google.com
June 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Gmail sure nailed this one, @developers.google.com
The cops and other various government entities tell all of us to not be concerned with Flock and a surveillance state, arresting people based on AI; but when a woman files a complaint fearing for her life from a stalker, she's told "we can't do anything unless something happens to you".
June 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The cops and other various government entities tell all of us to not be concerned with Flock and a surveillance state, arresting people based on AI; but when a woman files a complaint fearing for her life from a stalker, she's told "we can't do anything unless something happens to you".
It cracks me up to hear conservative folk crap on solar but love Flock.
May 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It cracks me up to hear conservative folk crap on solar but love Flock.
Me: "Hey Jon Husted what is up with tax payer dollars being used to prop up the promotion of religion in this country, that's against the law."
Husted: "Great to hear from a constituent and you know sometimes we disagree with each other"
Husted: "Great to hear from a constituent and you know sometimes we disagree with each other"
May 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Me: "Hey Jon Husted what is up with tax payer dollars being used to prop up the promotion of religion in this country, that's against the law."
Husted: "Great to hear from a constituent and you know sometimes we disagree with each other"
Husted: "Great to hear from a constituent and you know sometimes we disagree with each other"
Looking good FedEx. Friday was the next business day, btw, and this still hasn't been delivered (it's Saturday).
April 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Looking good FedEx. Friday was the next business day, btw, and this still hasn't been delivered (it's Saturday).
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Newly Resurfaced Evidence- Donald Trump Misconduct With Children 2.26.26
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Video Reveals Trump’s Sexual Misconduct With Children
Newly resurfaced evidence.
open.substack.com
February 26, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Newly Resurfaced Evidence- Donald Trump Misconduct With Children 2.26.26
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Me: gets off toilet
Smart Watch: "Hey good job at staying active"
Smart Watch: "Hey good job at staying active"
February 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Me: gets off toilet
Smart Watch: "Hey good job at staying active"
Smart Watch: "Hey good job at staying active"
People who say the are self-employed yet have "Open To Work" on their LinkedIn profile never fail to disappoint. Today's example owns their own small business--a ministry--but they're "open to work to support the lifestyle we're accustomed to" (actually in their bio).
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
People who say the are self-employed yet have "Open To Work" on their LinkedIn profile never fail to disappoint. Today's example owns their own small business--a ministry--but they're "open to work to support the lifestyle we're accustomed to" (actually in their bio).
And people wonder why fans chanted "Fire Tomlin" earlier this season.
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And people wonder why fans chanted "Fire Tomlin" earlier this season.
Thank goodness someone is addressing the important topics in Florida. www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...
Senate Bill 958 (2026) - The Florida Senate
www.flsenate.gov
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thank goodness someone is addressing the important topics in Florida. www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...
If Mike Norvell had to fill out a year end review for himself like in the corporate world:
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If Mike Norvell had to fill out a year end review for himself like in the corporate world:
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
I still do not understand how this FSU team is this f'ing bad away from Doak. It should be studied for future coaching generations.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I still do not understand how this FSU team is this f'ing bad away from Doak. It should be studied for future coaching generations.
When I play NCAA 26, I get excited when I play teams using a 3-3-5 defense because I run all over them. I appreciate DJ coming back--I wish the team could have played better for him but he should get his money in the draft.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
When I play NCAA 26, I get excited when I play teams using a 3-3-5 defense because I run all over them. I appreciate DJ coming back--I wish the team could have played better for him but he should get his money in the draft.
I bet $5 (which was basically a birthday bonus bet from the app) on NC State over FSU and I had been never more confident in a bet.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bet $5 (which was basically a birthday bonus bet from the app) on NC State over FSU and I had been never more confident in a bet.
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Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month.
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
I probably shouldn't post this
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month.
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
Why does the guy in the 4Patriots emergency meal and generator commercials look like he lives off the emergency meals and a generator.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why does the guy in the 4Patriots emergency meal and generator commercials look like he lives off the emergency meals and a generator.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
"Vaccines will help save your life, and we will just give them to you for free"
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Vaccines will help save your life, and we will just give them to you for free"
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
Yahoo finance reporting that layoffs in October were the worst they've been in over 20 years, and in the same breath you see that 75% of Tesla stockholders approved a $1 trillion package for Musk. Unreal.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yahoo finance reporting that layoffs in October were the worst they've been in over 20 years, and in the same breath you see that 75% of Tesla stockholders approved a $1 trillion package for Musk. Unreal.