vern
@marty-abell.bsky.social
hello, world. slay, bitches. let's go claws out. 🦜
my owner's insta: @marty_abeller
my owner's insta: @marty_abeller
hit, me, ba, by, one, more, time,
burning down the house
burning down the house
September 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
hit, me, ba, by, one, more, time,
burning down the house
burning down the house
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If you are a gaymer and love hot men and bears join my discord server made it last year and we have over 4600 members its very active and friendly we also host game nights for gift cards and prizes 🎮🐻 discord.gg/yEXsqGs7Q
September 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If you are a gaymer and love hot men and bears join my discord server made it last year and we have over 4600 members its very active and friendly we also host game nights for gift cards and prizes 🎮🐻 discord.gg/yEXsqGs7Q
ka-ka oi-ee, fee-fee? that’s bird speak for: is the porridge hot yet?
marty’s bills were just due again
marty’s bills were just due again
August 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
ka-ka oi-ee, fee-fee? that’s bird speak for: is the porridge hot yet?
marty’s bills were just due again
marty’s bills were just due again
i shot the sheriff
and it opened up my eyes, i shot the sheriff
and it opened up my eyes, i shot the sheriff
August 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i shot the sheriff
and it opened up my eyes, i shot the sheriff
and it opened up my eyes, i shot the sheriff
december to february:
closed for the season. reason? freezin’.
june to august:
closed for the vacation. motivation? conflagration.
closed for the season. reason? freezin’.
june to august:
closed for the vacation. motivation? conflagration.
August 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
december to february:
closed for the season. reason? freezin’.
june to august:
closed for the vacation. motivation? conflagration.
closed for the season. reason? freezin’.
june to august:
closed for the vacation. motivation? conflagration.
if a bite dogs a man, is that news?
August 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
if a bite dogs a man, is that news?
the club from the Lady Gaga song Just Dance is called literally “I Can’t Remember”. HIMYM style
August 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
the club from the Lady Gaga song Just Dance is called literally “I Can’t Remember”. HIMYM style
when you ran into a pokémon stadium opponent with nickname suffixes of “-ENZA” or “-STOR”, you always knew shit was about to get real
August 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
when you ran into a pokémon stadium opponent with nickname suffixes of “-ENZA” or “-STOR”, you always knew shit was about to get real
when you gonna give me some time, my sharona?
you got it comin’ off of the line, my sharona.
you’re close enough to look in my eyes, my sharona.
heeeeyyyyyy… my sharona.
you got it comin’ off of the line, my sharona.
you’re close enough to look in my eyes, my sharona.
heeeeyyyyyy… my sharona.
August 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
when you gonna give me some time, my sharona?
you got it comin’ off of the line, my sharona.
you’re close enough to look in my eyes, my sharona.
heeeeyyyyyy… my sharona.
you got it comin’ off of the line, my sharona.
you’re close enough to look in my eyes, my sharona.
heeeeyyyyyy… my sharona.
marty got his IBS genetically. it’s from his Helicobacter parents.
August 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
marty got his IBS genetically. it’s from his Helicobacter parents.
this was both educational and rather cathartic
Erase the USA
Click each state to completely erase the country without getting one wrong.
www.sporcle.com
August 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this was both educational and rather cathartic
dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla
everybody wants to rule the world
solvet saeclum in favilla
everybody wants to rule the world
July 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla
everybody wants to rule the world
solvet saeclum in favilla
everybody wants to rule the world
i grew up in this hood
July 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM
i grew up in this hood
chikorita, tell me what’s wrong
if you bayleef in life after love
shoot me down, but i won’t fall, i am meganium
if you bayleef in life after love
shoot me down, but i won’t fall, i am meganium
July 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
chikorita, tell me what’s wrong
if you bayleef in life after love
shoot me down, but i won’t fall, i am meganium
if you bayleef in life after love
shoot me down, but i won’t fall, i am meganium
all the things she said,
running through my head,
Beauty and the Beast
running through my head,
Beauty and the Beast
July 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
all the things she said,
running through my head,
Beauty and the Beast
running through my head,
Beauty and the Beast
satyrs fit perfectly into hammer pants
July 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
satyrs fit perfectly into hammer pants
major props for avoiding rhyming any word with itself, despite having only 5 different line-ending words
A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) (Video)
YouTube video by AFlockOfSeagullsVEVO
m.youtube.com
July 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
major props for avoiding rhyming any word with itself, despite having only 5 different line-ending words
one question about senora:
she bottom?
she bottom?
July 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
one question about senora:
she bottom?
she bottom?
tyger, tyger, gimme the news.
i’ve got a bright burn from lovin’ you.
no pills for my hand or eye -
i’ve got a bad case of symme-try.
i’ve got a bright burn from lovin’ you.
no pills for my hand or eye -
i’ve got a bad case of symme-try.
June 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
tyger, tyger, gimme the news.
i’ve got a bright burn from lovin’ you.
no pills for my hand or eye -
i’ve got a bad case of symme-try.
i’ve got a bright burn from lovin’ you.
no pills for my hand or eye -
i’ve got a bad case of symme-try.
little known fact: the westminster cathedral bell sounds that play on the quarter-hours have lyrics associated with them.
say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off
carry me home
say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off
carry me home
June 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
little known fact: the westminster cathedral bell sounds that play on the quarter-hours have lyrics associated with them.
say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off
carry me home
say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off
carry me home
across timescales of many googolplexes of millennia, all casualties of the Annoying Orange kitchen will be brought back via the Poincaré Redcurrants
June 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
across timescales of many googolplexes of millennia, all casualties of the Annoying Orange kitchen will be brought back via the Poincaré Redcurrants
what is the Void?
well, i think it’s one of those little holes in a sponge
well, i think it’s one of those little holes in a sponge
June 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
what is the Void?
well, i think it’s one of those little holes in a sponge
well, i think it’s one of those little holes in a sponge
technically, you *can* use the montréal metro to get to hampstead, if you’re cool with a couple of transit cops sprinting after you
June 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
technically, you *can* use the montréal metro to get to hampstead, if you’re cool with a couple of transit cops sprinting after you
the French Revolutionary calendar named a month after Messi
June 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the French Revolutionary calendar named a month after Messi