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Martyn Pysanczyn
@martynpie.bsky.social
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Structural Engineer, massive nerd, some hair.
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Oh America 🫠
September 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
September 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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By Jenny Bloomfield
September 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Ocarina of Time in my art style ✨
#zelda #loz #art #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel art rendition of Link's House from the beginning of Ocarina of Time. The perspective is similar to a diorama or an isometric view. Link is sleeping in his bed with Navi floating next to him. Saria and her fairy are waiting at the base of the tree that Link lives in.
November 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Kitty being decorative.
Cat on chair. He is very relaxed.
September 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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A nose was waiting for me
September 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
September 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Did I mention the cookies turned out RATHER WELL?
3 Balls of cookie dough. Three cookies on a cooling rack. They are LARGE. Cookie on a plate. It is large. Large cookie broken in half showing cross section. There is questionably runny cookie dough in the middle because I was too eager and didn’t leave it on the rack long enough. It was still tasty.
August 16, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
August 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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Today is my birthday! If you like my art, would you share it, please? That means the world to me.
A portrait of Hyth from FF14, a beautiful blonde man in black robe with silver mask on his chest. An illustration showing Warden and Witch of the Wilds standing before Eluvian before crossing over. A dark shadow of the Dragon looms over them. An illustration of the girl in light dress and big white wolf resting near underground spring. An illustration of Warrior of Light and Alisaie, visiting friend's grave (FF14).
August 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Baking cookies. Crazy expensive ingredients these days!! Chocolate alone was over a tenner, and same again for the freeze dried raspberries!
Baking ingredients on a counter. Front and centre are large bowls of dry ingredients and a chopping board with white chocolate on it. Big bowl of cookie dough
August 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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The image is of a four panel comic. The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!” The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?” The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?” The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
August 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego)

Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
August 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Suggested this in the podcast today, but from now on, whenever you see Farage in the street you have to say "Ooo, I beat a bin" at him in a mocking tone. For the rest of his charmed life.
August 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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sorry I can't come to work today there's a credible threat
August 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Checkmate, Nige.
August 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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@gavtrdq.bsky.social obvs your dolly collection has just expanded somewhat, but I’m having a clearout and thought you might want this boy for your Magnus shelf? He’s a 3P mini masterpiece type thing. I’ve probably got the box lying around too. Alas, I checked and he is incapable of dabbing.
August 8, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...
August 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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For #ADoorableThursday a trip down memory lane to visit the ice cream van outside the former entrance of the Female Prison, now part of the Castle Museum, York.

#ArchitecturalIllustration
#pencil #drawing
#ArtShare
A vintage ice cream van with the logo Creme Cone Ice Cream above the windscreen outside a building with a pedimented entrance.
August 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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No thought. Only meow meow.
Blank eyed stare from my cat
August 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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Aaah! Look what @nickroche.bsky.social did! Best commission!
Amaze amaze amaze!
#phm #projecthailmary #transformers #maccadam
August 1, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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@mmortah.bsky.social we’re back!! I quit Twitter ages ago - can’t believe it took me so long to spot you here! (Except I come and go all the time, because I can’t be trusted with social media when I have Things To Do in Real Life)

Hope you’re well! 😊
August 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Physical music collection started in earnest today.
Four CDs on a table with a minidisc player and headphones.
August 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Apparently it is #caturday so here is Beans looking super proud
Beans the Ragdoll Cat, sat on the kitchen counter looking smiley and proud. In truth, he is dumb as rocks and is not thinking of anything because his brain is a void.
August 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM