congresswoman for massivehugetitz
@massivehugetitz.bsky.social
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36yo, german, he/him/chub/bear
into videogames, sociology, blowjobs and sailor moon
autistic and also a bitch
married to joe
not a gainer, just fat <3
36yo, german, he/him/chub/bear
into videogames, sociology, blowjobs and sailor moon
autistic and also a bitch
married to joe
not a gainer, just fat <3
it's really a shame I'm gay considering how much I love women 😵
September 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
it's really a shame I'm gay considering how much I love women 😵
I hope these tiddies find you well 🙏🏽
September 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I hope these tiddies find you well 🙏🏽
muting someones story cuz of fomo is a new low 😭
September 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
muting someones story cuz of fomo is a new low 😭
LOVE that Charlie Kirk went by a guy unloading in his throat.
happy #kirkaversary to all who celebrate 💕
happy #kirkaversary to all who celebrate 💕
September 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
LOVE that Charlie Kirk went by a guy unloading in his throat.
happy #kirkaversary to all who celebrate 💕
happy #kirkaversary to all who celebrate 💕
I've evolved - gaining is hot, FEEDING? a little weird.
as a fat boy myself I gotta say...
gaining? a little weird.
gaining? a little weird.
September 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I've evolved - gaining is hot, FEEDING? a little weird.
and for the record, I'm not team green, I'm team alicent
🔪 🚫 👶🏽
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really upsetting that NOBODY in my immediate circle watches House of the Dragon 😭
September 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
and for the record, I'm not team green, I'm team alicent
🔪 🚫 👶🏽
🔪 🚫 👶🏽
quitting weed really makes my adhd sparkle, wtf is going on
September 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
quitting weed really makes my adhd sparkle, wtf is going on
really upsetting that NOBODY in my immediate circle watches House of the Dragon 😭
September 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
really upsetting that NOBODY in my immediate circle watches House of the Dragon 😭
since I'm somewhere between a side and a top I'm just gonna identify as lopsided
July 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
since I'm somewhere between a side and a top I'm just gonna identify as lopsided
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Who likes big balls ?! 😝
July 22, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Who likes big balls ?! 😝
chasers are so bad at conversation, like can you ask me smth besides what I'm going to eat next? 😭 😭
July 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
chasers are so bad at conversation, like can you ask me smth besides what I'm going to eat next? 😭 😭
for the feet lovers :3
(me)
(me)
June 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
for the feet lovers :3
(me)
(me)
how does one wear a cock ring without ripping pubes at the shaft out???
(visual learner btw)
(visual learner btw)
June 19, 2026 at 2:53 PM
how does one wear a cock ring without ripping pubes at the shaft out???
(visual learner btw)
(visual learner btw)
successful topics:
- his job
- his girlfriend
- pokemon cards
- football
- his job
- his girlfriend
- pokemon cards
- football
straight guy coming over tomorrow and I have no clue what to talk to him about lol
June 19, 2026 at 10:25 AM
successful topics:
- his job
- his girlfriend
- pokemon cards
- football
- his job
- his girlfriend
- pokemon cards
- football
Your last saved image is your current mental state.
June 19, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Your last saved image is your current mental state.
straight guy coming over tomorrow and I have no clue what to talk to him about lol
June 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
straight guy coming over tomorrow and I have no clue what to talk to him about lol
'i asked chatgpt' well I asked your mom and she's really disappointed in you
June 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
'i asked chatgpt' well I asked your mom and she's really disappointed in you
as a fat boy myself I gotta say...
gaining? a little weird.
gaining? a little weird.
June 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
as a fat boy myself I gotta say...
gaining? a little weird.
gaining? a little weird.
anyone else finish recording a voice message and think to themselves "why am I such a twat"?
May 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
anyone else finish recording a voice message and think to themselves "why am I such a twat"?
May 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
they explained I now have super autism
going out to get some vaccines 💉
already got the autism so I'm safe 😇
already got the autism so I'm safe 😇
May 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
they explained I now have super autism
going out to get some vaccines 💉
already got the autism so I'm safe 😇
already got the autism so I'm safe 😇
May 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
going out to get some vaccines 💉
already got the autism so I'm safe 😇
already got the autism so I'm safe 😇
I'm very into gnocchi lately
May 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I'm very into gnocchi lately
hot take but I find matcha to be actually kinda gross 😇
May 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
hot take but I find matcha to be actually kinda gross 😇