I had to install the Mr. Softee app once for work reasons.
September 22, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I had to install the Mr. Softee app once for work reasons.
A roadside tire store named Highway Rubbery
September 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
A roadside tire store named Highway Rubbery
Authorities in search of a “Nike of Samothrace lookin’ ass” who hijacked an art school bus.
September 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Authorities in search of a “Nike of Samothrace lookin’ ass” who hijacked an art school bus.
Happy to announce my long-awaited memoirs are finally coming out this year! Pre-order “My Therapist Likes Me More Than Your Therapist Likes You: Normal Sane Things To Aspire To” on Traumazon today!
September 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Happy to announce my long-awaited memoirs are finally coming out this year! Pre-order “My Therapist Likes Me More Than Your Therapist Likes You: Normal Sane Things To Aspire To” on Traumazon today!
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This is an INSANE thing to say and believe.
August 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
This is an INSANE thing to say and believe.
Lesbian library app called Tribby
August 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Lesbian library app called Tribby
What you doing if you’re on a date and you go back to her place but the Green Man Wall Plaque staring at you explain that “condoms don’t fit me”?
July 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
What you doing if you’re on a date and you go back to her place but the Green Man Wall Plaque staring at you explain that “condoms don’t fit me”?
What if Helen of Troy had apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur? 😏
July 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What if Helen of Troy had apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur? 😏
Papa was Errol Ng-Stone
July 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Papa was Errol Ng-Stone
Communist emo kids be like
OUR Chemical Romance
OUR Chemical Romance
July 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Communist emo kids be like
OUR Chemical Romance
OUR Chemical Romance
Shitty local bands be like
WE ARE BUNGHOLE TRIUMVERATE
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WE ARE BUNGHOLE TRIUMVERATE
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June 23, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Shitty local bands be like
WE ARE BUNGHOLE TRIUMVERATE
🎸🎸🎸🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸
WE ARE BUNGHOLE TRIUMVERATE
🎸🎸🎸🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸
Vote early. Vote progressive.
June 16, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Vote early. Vote progressive.
Amphibian Rowdy Roddy Piper
June 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Amphibian Rowdy Roddy Piper
Taskrabbit for toxic masculinity app named Gig A Chad
June 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Taskrabbit for toxic masculinity app named Gig A Chad
Mr. On Blast for Dummies
June 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Mr. On Blast for Dummies
Kinetic sand suppositories
June 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Kinetic sand suppositories
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Since @governor.ny.gov won't listen to working class New Yorkers, we found the only people she *does * listen to: The Rich.
So take it from @patrioticmillionaires.org: taxing the rich's second homes is just the start. It's time to Tax The Rich and stop Trump's cuts for good.
So take it from @patrioticmillionaires.org: taxing the rich's second homes is just the start. It's time to Tax The Rich and stop Trump's cuts for good.
April 20, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Since @governor.ny.gov won't listen to working class New Yorkers, we found the only people she *does * listen to: The Rich.
So take it from @patrioticmillionaires.org: taxing the rich's second homes is just the start. It's time to Tax The Rich and stop Trump's cuts for good.
So take it from @patrioticmillionaires.org: taxing the rich's second homes is just the start. It's time to Tax The Rich and stop Trump's cuts for good.
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So proud of our very own Talha Rahman as he advocated for the importance of unionization in tech on Sunday at the @unionnow.org rally in NYC! Grateful for the support of @sanders.senate.gov , @mayor.nyc.gov and excited to keep pushing for better for our members 🔥💪✊
April 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
So proud of our very own Talha Rahman as he advocated for the importance of unionization in tech on Sunday at the @unionnow.org rally in NYC! Grateful for the support of @sanders.senate.gov , @mayor.nyc.gov and excited to keep pushing for better for our members 🔥💪✊
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The Grey Lady must be missing her heart. A respected employee asks to work remote while caring for his 96-year old father, who suffers from Alzheimer’s disease? Rejected.
April 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The Grey Lady must be missing her heart. A respected employee asks to work remote while caring for his 96-year old father, who suffers from Alzheimer’s disease? Rejected.
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Redpilled Jean Valjean podcast
March 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Redpilled Jean Valjean podcast
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Rich is his father’s certified caretaker, and his request to work remote is outlined and protected by our contract. Doesn’t seem like a lot to ask, but management’s response has been icy: back to the office or else.
Tell @nytimes.com to do the right thing.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Tell @nytimes.com to do the right thing.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Tell The New York Times to stop being heartless and let Rich Quan work at home
Rich Quan, an engineer at The New York Times and a member of the Tech Guild, is a certified caregiver for his 96-year-old father, who is in the end stage of Alzheimer’s Disease. He provides vitally im...
actionnetwork.org
March 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Rich is his father’s certified caretaker, and his request to work remote is outlined and protected by our contract. Doesn’t seem like a lot to ask, but management’s response has been icy: back to the office or else.
Tell @nytimes.com to do the right thing.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Tell @nytimes.com to do the right thing.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
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Tell NYT to do the right thing and give Rich the remote accommodation he needs: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Tell The New York Times to stop being heartless and let Rich Quan work at home
Rich Quan, an engineer at The New York Times and a member of the Tech Guild, is a certified caregiver for his 96-year-old father, who is in the end stage of Alzheimer’s Disease. He provides vitally im...
actionnetwork.org
March 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Tell NYT to do the right thing and give Rich the remote accommodation he needs: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...