J.D. ⓘ
@mattafaak.bsky.social
44 y/o newborn homunculus & Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo apologist
📍 Atlanta
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📍 Atlanta
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this cures what ails me every time
November 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
this cures what ails me every time
Mighty is a red and black armadillo with a strong sense of justice.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Mighty is a red and black armadillo with a strong sense of justice.
It took 40 years but Nintendo finally gave us Metroid Excitebike
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It took 40 years but Nintendo finally gave us Metroid Excitebike
I fixed a KitchenAid mixer and now I feel like Donatello
a teenage mutant ninja turtle is typing on a laptop computer .
ALT: a teenage mutant ninja turtle is typing on a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I fixed a KitchenAid mixer and now I feel like Donatello
Who up Fahooing they Dores
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Who up Fahooing they Dores
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when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
Do y'all mind if I play through Metroid Fusion ?
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do y'all mind if I play through Metroid Fusion ?
For lack of a better worm
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
For lack of a better worm
Elevator with a gloryhole
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Elevator with a gloryhole
Going in for my triquarterly Botox, Depo, Ozempic, and vax booster shots
October 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Going in for my triquarterly Botox, Depo, Ozempic, and vax booster shots
I am currently delving headlong into madness as evidenced by obsessive recreational spreadsheeting
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I am currently delving headlong into madness as evidenced by obsessive recreational spreadsheeting
Just me at the beach in pants and an Alf for President shirt. Maybe some 35ish years ago?
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just me at the beach in pants and an Alf for President shirt. Maybe some 35ish years ago?
It is an urgent matter that I must play through the Super Mario All-Stars version of SMB3 and use no warp whistles
August 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It is an urgent matter that I must play through the Super Mario All-Stars version of SMB3 and use no warp whistles
rooster tail rain gutters to spray the water straight into your neighbor's yard
July 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
rooster tail rain gutters to spray the water straight into your neighbor's yard
Oh, what a fun day it's been
June 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh, what a fun day it's been
This guy wants to be the Mayor of Cincinnati ⁉️⁉️
May 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This guy wants to be the Mayor of Cincinnati ⁉️⁉️
I am once again thinking about Laika the Space Dog and now you are too
April 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I am once again thinking about Laika the Space Dog and now you are too
There is a specific breed of curmudgeonly old engineers that insist on using this specific 3-button, wired USB optical mouse. And they are the reason that these are able to sell for $75+
And every once in a while I have the pleasure of meeting one of them at work.
And every once in a while I have the pleasure of meeting one of them at work.
April 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There is a specific breed of curmudgeonly old engineers that insist on using this specific 3-button, wired USB optical mouse. And they are the reason that these are able to sell for $75+
And every once in a while I have the pleasure of meeting one of them at work.
And every once in a while I have the pleasure of meeting one of them at work.