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Matt Becker
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Lapsed cyclist and occasional piano-botherer. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Yep, he was vegetarian too.
July 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
And to be clear it’s not the dogs dying that I find funny here but the way Palin’s character reacts.
July 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Yeah, that aspect is a bit uncomfortable in hindsight. I quite like the dark conceptual joke of the animal-loving hitman who keeps accidentally eliminating his target’s dogs. Which may say something about me.
July 29, 2026 at 11:40 AM
A limerick.
July 29, 2026 at 10:53 AM
It was funny but mainly thanks to Kevin Cline, Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Palin rather than Cleese.
July 29, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Massive that.
June 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Yeah that one was a damp squib given that none of the home nations qualified. Vague memories of Italia ‘90 (semi-final and final), but the one that stands out most in my childhood/teen years is France ‘98. Now *that* was a tournament for the ages.
June 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
It’s a very good piece.
March 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Dionne Warwick?
March 31, 2026 at 10:13 AM
That’s what they say about Magpie Lane, Oxford, which forms one of the boundaries of my old college.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What an awful situation. No words.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Datsh the shicagoo wey! Also he *did* try an Irish accent early in his career in “Darby O’Gill and the Little People”. It was terrible. Later he said that he didn’t do accents because he said it shouldn’t be necessary to in order to inhabit a character.
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Sleep ➡️ slept
Creep ➡️ crept
Weep ➡️ wept
Peep ➡️ pept?
October 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Maybe the Danish airport authority should deploy Eagles? Now there’s a thought. Great photo BTW.
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Wait, was this ever possible?
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
There’s already this great video. youtu.be/ptfmAY6M6aA?...
Patrick Stewart sketch: what has the ECHR ever done for us?
YouTube video by The Guardian
youtu.be
August 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I don’t understand how even automatic transposition could get this so wrong.
August 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Coming soon: Zorn’s Lemon flavour.
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A traffic-light-centric variation on the classic “knock down ginger” prank.
August 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Yep, and the driver experience is the same regardless of whether or not the pedestrian waits for the lights to change.
August 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Indeed. Guess required but it is an intuitive one.
July 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Looks incredible
July 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was going to say, no, putting the empty After Eight wrapper back in the box is crueller. But then I realised it too is a kind of false hope.
July 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM