Matt Roskin
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So inspiring at his age!
September 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
So inspiring at his age!
ugh you hate to see when they bring out the stretcher
A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
August 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ugh you hate to see when they bring out the stretcher
I saw someone smoking outside today, like was the air not enough for you?
July 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I saw someone smoking outside today, like was the air not enough for you?
the most delightful part of the WBC is these silly box scores when like the country of Nicaragua plays the Mets
March 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the most delightful part of the WBC is these silly box scores when like the country of Nicaragua plays the Mets
Counting on the Dodgers to throw their hat in the ring with a 100-year deferred offer
Netflix has declined to increase its offer to buy Warner Bros
Paramount is set to win the bidding war
Paramount is set to win the bidding war
February 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Counting on the Dodgers to throw their hat in the ring with a 100-year deferred offer
Netflix isn’t buying Warner Bros, they are simply just HBOMaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Netflix isn’t buying Warner Bros, they are simply just HBOMaxxing
Chicken AND waffles? In THIS economy!?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Chicken AND waffles? In THIS economy!?!
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David Letterman praised Seth Meyers after President Trump called for Meyers’ firing.
David Letterman: ‘I’ve Never Been More Proud of Seth Meyers’
David Letterman praised Seth Meyers after President Trump called for Meyers’ firing.
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
David Letterman praised Seth Meyers after President Trump called for Meyers’ firing.
They should have named it 2 Wicked 4 Good
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They should have named it 2 Wicked 4 Good
Someone who is better at video editing than me needs to make a tiktok style fan edit Will Smith’s World Series game winning home run with Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone who is better at video editing than me needs to make a tiktok style fan edit Will Smith’s World Series game winning home run with Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars
Youth Pastor influencer: “You know who else would ask you to smash that like and subscribe button”
July 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Youth Pastor influencer: “You know who else would ask you to smash that like and subscribe button”
i think it’s cool how in 2025 if you forget a password you can’t turn on your lights
July 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i think it’s cool how in 2025 if you forget a password you can’t turn on your lights
Bird flu? Sure does (i cannot afford eggs)
February 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Bird flu? Sure does (i cannot afford eggs)
When people say someone is “media trained” what does that entail? Is there like, media training camp. Media Spring Training?
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
When people say someone is “media trained” what does that entail? Is there like, media training camp. Media Spring Training?
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Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it.
Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
November 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it.
Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
You still have to take the trash out when you leave
Airbnb and Paramount are teaming up for a ‘GLADIATOR’ experience where a select few guests can attend & battle in the Roman Collosseum
Will be $0 per person and available to book on November 27
Will be $0 per person and available to book on November 27
November 14, 2024 at 7:26 PM
You still have to take the trash out when you leave
Today is like my superbowl
February 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Today is like my superbowl
I think the hardest part about owning a wild west saloon would be keeping animals from coming in the door. Those doors don’t go all the way to the ground.
January 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I think the hardest part about owning a wild west saloon would be keeping animals from coming in the door. Those doors don’t go all the way to the ground.
When i was a kid you had to win the NHL playoffs to get a Stanley Cup
January 4, 2024 at 5:45 AM
When i was a kid you had to win the NHL playoffs to get a Stanley Cup
Going to Epcot to drink around the world must be a huge dilemma for Flat-earthers
December 26, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Going to Epcot to drink around the world must be a huge dilemma for Flat-earthers