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50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon

because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
August 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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“We can always tell.”
August 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
July 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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June 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.
May 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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April 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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March 26, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social
March 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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I wish the world was in a Star Trek distant future because I’d be dead by then
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
True, but not exactly new information…
The President of the United States is an embarrassment and a national disgrace.
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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"Ukraine's Peace Awaiting Trump's Approval"
open.substack.com/pub/therealm...
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡
#BeThere
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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👇👇
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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it’s fun that the “facts don’t care about your feelings” people make every single decision entirely based on how they feel
August 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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If you support the deportation of children with cancer and the vilification of immigrants and you believe that the New Testament is the Word of God, get ready to fry in hell.
April 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Wow
April 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM