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Matt Puczko
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@empiregass.bsky.social @tombogert.bsky.social why the hell is the skills challenge being played in a baseball stadium? MLS has a great thing with this event and it looks fuckin stupid on tv.
July 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is the greatest CONCACAF match ever.
July 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Fuck Australia.
June 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Happy 420 to all who celebrate.

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Illegal Smile by Matt Puczko on Apple Music
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April 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Rewatching Mad Men. I haven’t had a cigarette in almost 20 years. Halfway through S1, E1 and I immediately want one.
April 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Been listening to Zuma a lot the last few days. Such a great album and I love all the live versions and covers of Cortez but the album version is perfect.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I really dislike ketchup. I decided to try the Trader Joe’s ketchup chips because I’ve heard that ketchup and all-dressed chips are similar and holy hell…they are so good.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I never learn my lesson about wearing proper footwear for standing in the cold watching my kid play soccer.
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Shit, damn, motherfucker.
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think lyrically music peaked with this:
Well I’m Eazy-E I got bitches galore
You might have a lot bitches but I got much more.
September 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This fuckin team!
the view from the bench
September 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Inter Miami are a bunch of bitches.
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I was really into the Turnpike Troubadours when their first two albums came out. Listened to them so much and then just kinda stopped, no idea why. Forgot about them forever. Then their new album came out this year and I’ve become obsessed with them. It’s one of the best albums I’ve heard in years.
July 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
El Salvador/Canada was the most CONCACAF first half to ever CONCACAF. What a wild ride that was.
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
USMNT have to be favorites to win the World Cup after this performance.
June 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Homemade breakfast burritos are the best. Today’s was simple and delicious: scrambled eggs, diced ham, diced jalapeños, cheddar.
June 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is America…
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I finished Stephen King’s The Running Man yesterday. What a great book. The last half of it was so intense, I just had to finish the book before I could do anything else in my life.
May 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Did the Wolves just have a Bartman moment?!
May 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Twelfth again who gives a fuck
We have won the FA Cup!
#CrystalPalace
May 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Remember the service Rdio? Randomly thought about it just now. Probably the best music streaming service I’ve ever used.
May 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Remember when the Wolves shot like absolute shit and still beat the Lakers? That was fun.
Also, Randle guarding Lebron and bully balling him was incredible to watch.
May 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Julius Randle: Timberwolves legend.
May 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pure art
April 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM