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You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
September 21, 2026 at 8:50 AM
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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September 21, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!?
Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed
Voters: This guy is cool
Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed
Voters: This guy is cool
Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
September 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!?
Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed
Voters: This guy is cool
Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed
Voters: This guy is cool
Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Media reporting Trump’s $5,000 “pledge” following the scarecrow child structure almost perfectly fyi
Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes
Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically
CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner
NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate
Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically
CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner
NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate
Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
September 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Media reporting Trump’s $5,000 “pledge” following the scarecrow child structure almost perfectly fyi
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Now in Gunmetal Grey!
September 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
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This Trump administration official is either disqualifyingly ignorant or knowingly lying. You decide.
Evergreen post, I know.
Evergreen post, I know.
JD Vance: "America has fought a lot of wars since I've been alive. 42 years. And we have won almost none of them until Donald J Trump became the president."
September 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This Trump administration official is either disqualifyingly ignorant or knowingly lying. You decide.
Evergreen post, I know.
Evergreen post, I know.
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it is wednesneigh my dudes
October 16, 2024 at 9:08 AM
it is wednesneigh my dudes
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extremely curious about exact the degree to which the president is fully encased in a slop-generated alternate reality
Trump posts AI slop with the caption, “Kharg Island being blown to smithereens!!!”
August 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
extremely curious about exact the degree to which the president is fully encased in a slop-generated alternate reality
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the one truth in america that you actually arent allowed to say is that republicans and anyone supporting trump are dumb as dog shit. like actually very stupid people who should not be in charge of anything
Holy shit — the purpose of this Trump event is to announce that he’s changing the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America.” It will be interesting to see which if any institutions and companies go along with this
August 28, 2026 at 12:43 PM
the one truth in america that you actually arent allowed to say is that republicans and anyone supporting trump are dumb as dog shit. like actually very stupid people who should not be in charge of anything
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"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics
October 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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I wonder how Natalie Harp is filtering the news about Natalie Harp. Human Printer jam?
August 20, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I wonder how Natalie Harp is filtering the news about Natalie Harp. Human Printer jam?
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I don't care if Bluesky's numbers are down. I use it to follow a few hundred weirdos who post too much. If this place folds they'll move someplace else and I'll follow them. You don't have to care if your baseball team makes money and you don't have to care if your social media platform is growing.
August 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I don't care if Bluesky's numbers are down. I use it to follow a few hundred weirdos who post too much. If this place folds they'll move someplace else and I'll follow them. You don't have to care if your baseball team makes money and you don't have to care if your social media platform is growing.
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How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Francesca Hong & Abdul El-Sayed are, & how the Democrats are veering far left?
How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Tom Tiffany & Ken Paxton are, & how the GOP is veering far right?
How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Tom Tiffany & Ken Paxton are, & how the GOP is veering far right?
Kind of remarkable that so much of the discourse is about the dangers of extremism in the Democratic Party.
GOP House Leadership:
Speaker: Mike "I Run the Protection Program" Johnson
Majority Leader: Steve "David Duke Without the Baggage" Scalise
Majority Whip: Tom "I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate....they should go the hell back to where they came from" Emmer
Speaker: Mike "I Run the Protection Program" Johnson
Majority Leader: Steve "David Duke Without the Baggage" Scalise
Majority Whip: Tom "I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate....they should go the hell back to where they came from" Emmer
August 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Francesca Hong & Abdul El-Sayed are, & how the Democrats are veering far left?
How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Tom Tiffany & Ken Paxton are, & how the GOP is veering far right?
How many stories have you read in the last month about how radical & extreme Tom Tiffany & Ken Paxton are, & how the GOP is veering far right?
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It really is wild, sad, bizarre, predictable. Not only is it not believable. It's no overstatement to say that when ICE says guy tried to run us over, tried to attack, threatened to shoot ... that's ICE for 'hey, our guys were pumped up and they shot the guy.'
ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent.
There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off.
Renee Good all over again.
There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off.
Renee Good all over again.
July 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It really is wild, sad, bizarre, predictable. Not only is it not believable. It's no overstatement to say that when ICE says guy tried to run us over, tried to attack, threatened to shoot ... that's ICE for 'hey, our guys were pumped up and they shot the guy.'
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![Alan Wagner
@truewagner
At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...
[photo of a poster on a telephone pole that reads:
HOW TO "PUNISH" MY DAUGHTER?
My daughter is biting hair!
I'm a single father so l don't have the "maternal instinct".
CALLING ALL MOMS...
Best way to tell her this is not ok with out being too harsh?
Please write the answer:
(handwritten answers:)
Feed her a stew that makes her blind Feed her a stew that makes her go Blind for 1 day
Stew that blinDs her For A DAY
Feed Her A TyPe of stew that Makes her
Blind For 1 Day
1 Day Blinding Stew]
1:30 PM • Jan 30, 2024](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihx53mvzcwy4x6lrj7n7slcvrorgaswn2crzdxkfjxb76ovau7qoe)
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You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
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Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners https://theonion.com/hims-introduces-new-line-of-folders-to-hold-in-front-of-embarrassing-boners/
June 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners https://theonion.com/hims-introduces-new-line-of-folders-to-hold-in-front-of-embarrassing-boners/
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Stop telling those of us who enjoy raw milk that the milk contains cow shit. We know. That’s why we drink it!
June 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Stop telling those of us who enjoy raw milk that the milk contains cow shit. We know. That’s why we drink it!
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June 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community https://theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-of-germs-alive-to-spread-message-of-terror-throughout-microbial-community/
May 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community https://theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-of-germs-alive-to-spread-message-of-terror-throughout-microbial-community/
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This is not how airports work. There are a finite number of slots and gates. You cannot take every international flight from seven of the biggest airports in the country and redistribute them to red states. That's not how any of this works.
Faulkner: "Sanctuary cities include Boston, Chicago, Denver, LA, NY, Philadelphia, SF. All of those airports handle 1,100 int'l flights per day. They're not just gonna not fly. They're gonna go to red states and cities. A boon for red states. People will just really hate living in blue states."
May 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is not how airports work. There are a finite number of slots and gates. You cannot take every international flight from seven of the biggest airports in the country and redistribute them to red states. That's not how any of this works.
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“The U.S. and Israel bombed Ahmadinejad to free Ahmadinejad but the plan failed after Ahmadinejad did not enjoy being bombed as much as he thought he would. Meanwhile, the Kentucky 6th district has deposed its representative due to his opposition to pedophilia.”
Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.
Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.
May 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“The U.S. and Israel bombed Ahmadinejad to free Ahmadinejad but the plan failed after Ahmadinejad did not enjoy being bombed as much as he thought he would. Meanwhile, the Kentucky 6th district has deposed its representative due to his opposition to pedophilia.”
Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.
Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.
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🎧 My new thread: 20 of my fave rare groove tracks!
AFAIK legendary UK DJ Norman Jay coined the term & had a show devoted to it
It’s not one thing—it has multitudes!—but it referred to hard-to-find, under-the-radar, groovy funk/soul/R&B/jazz
Here’s a defining tune
1/20
youtu.be/EBE2QeaeIXM?...
AFAIK legendary UK DJ Norman Jay coined the term & had a show devoted to it
It’s not one thing—it has multitudes!—but it referred to hard-to-find, under-the-radar, groovy funk/soul/R&B/jazz
Here’s a defining tune
1/20
youtu.be/EBE2QeaeIXM?...
I Don’t Know What It Is, But It Sure Is Funky
YouTube video by Ripple - Topic
youtu.be
May 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
🎧 My new thread: 20 of my fave rare groove tracks!
AFAIK legendary UK DJ Norman Jay coined the term & had a show devoted to it
It’s not one thing—it has multitudes!—but it referred to hard-to-find, under-the-radar, groovy funk/soul/R&B/jazz
Here’s a defining tune
1/20
youtu.be/EBE2QeaeIXM?...
AFAIK legendary UK DJ Norman Jay coined the term & had a show devoted to it
It’s not one thing—it has multitudes!—but it referred to hard-to-find, under-the-radar, groovy funk/soul/R&B/jazz
Here’s a defining tune
1/20
youtu.be/EBE2QeaeIXM?...