MattsPlushPeaks
@mattsplushpeaks.bsky.social
corporate secretary, only man on an all-women team. born with Poland syndrome, went abroad to fix it, came home with 4700cc. not transitioning, reconstructive. I know what I look like. that doesn't explain my numbers. story pinned.
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1/15 new account, so: I'm a guy. corporate secretary, front desk, only man on a team of women. I have 4700cc implants. not transitioning, this was reconstructive surgery. born with Poland syndrome, one side of my chest never developed. thread on how fixing that went:
Good morning coffee is the best before work 🙂
September 22, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Good morning coffee is the best before work 🙂
new here: corporate secretary, only man on a team of women, unfortunately the biggest chest in the office. 4700ccs, reconstructive, full story pinned. low cut uniform per a rule I pushed for. still think it's fair.
September 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
new here: corporate secretary, only man on a team of women, unfortunately the biggest chest in the office. 4700ccs, reconstructive, full story pinned. low cut uniform per a rule I pushed for. still think it's fair.
400 years of human evolution in 1 photo
September 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
400 years of human evolution in 1 photo
Don't you forget...
September 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Don't you forget...
this has 2 million likes on TikTok
September 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
this has 2 million likes on TikTok
Beautiful night...
September 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Beautiful night...
Night in Indianapolis monument circle
September 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Night in Indianapolis monument circle
Bruh I need to get out of the front desk ugh
September 21, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Bruh I need to get out of the front desk ugh
1/5 Nothing like enjoying the picnic in nature just enjoying my Mountain View. Laying in this babydoll top – only wore it cause it's breezy, but these plush peaks turn *any* fabric into lingerie. Drone appears out of nowhere, 15 feet up, camera locked down my shirt.
September 21, 2026 at 6:09 AM
1/5 Nothing like enjoying the picnic in nature just enjoying my Mountain View. Laying in this babydoll top – only wore it cause it's breezy, but these plush peaks turn *any* fabric into lingerie. Drone appears out of nowhere, 15 feet up, camera locked down my shirt.
Explaining to my landlord Tyrone right now that I can’t pay rent this month. Seems like it’s working out—he’s saying pay when I can. I just have to go to dinner with him, which he paid for too. What gives?
September 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Explaining to my landlord Tyrone right now that I can’t pay rent this month. Seems like it’s working out—he’s saying pay when I can. I just have to go to dinner with him, which he paid for too. What gives?
Sunday zoom calls. Same desk, same volume, different kind of fatigue.
Still trying to figure out if people actually listen better or worse when this is the camera view.
Still trying to figure out if people actually listen better or worse when this is the camera view.
September 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Sunday zoom calls. Same desk, same volume, different kind of fatigue.
Still trying to figure out if people actually listen better or worse when this is the camera view.
Still trying to figure out if people actually listen better or worse when this is the camera view.
Might have finally figured out interviews. Had a lunch interview for an executive secretary position today. Kept my answers short, held eye contact, and didn’t rush to fill the silence. By the end he was barely challenging anything I said. I think I finally learned how to control the pace.
September 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Might have finally figured out interviews. Had a lunch interview for an executive secretary position today. Kept my answers short, held eye contact, and didn’t rush to fill the silence. By the end he was barely challenging anything I said. I think I finally learned how to control the pace.
Uber driver dude let me sit in the front but was a stupidly bumpy ride bruh
September 21, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Uber driver dude let me sit in the front but was a stupidly bumpy ride bruh
got my review. my own boss called my chest "an asset in client relations." so fine, here it is: left is me doing this job for six years, right is the handbook's version of me now. same desk, same prep, same close rate. it wrote nothing. it closed nothing. I did both. full story pinned.
September 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
got my review. my own boss called my chest "an asset in client relations." so fine, here it is: left is me doing this job for six years, right is the handbook's version of me now. same desk, same prep, same close rate. it wrote nothing. it closed nothing. I did both. full story pinned.
1/15 new account, so: I'm a guy. corporate secretary, front desk, only man on a team of women. I have 4700cc implants. not transitioning, this was reconstructive surgery. born with Poland syndrome, one side of my chest never developed. thread on how fixing that went:
September 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
1/15 new account, so: I'm a guy. corporate secretary, front desk, only man on a team of women. I have 4700cc implants. not transitioning, this was reconstructive surgery. born with Poland syndrome, one side of my chest never developed. thread on how fixing that went: