Matthew
@mattvsself.bsky.social
"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
I, for one, LOVE that fedophiles has stuck
October 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I, for one, LOVE that fedophiles has stuck
I'm not apologizing for enjoying these ads, even if they are scammy as hell
September 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I'm not apologizing for enjoying these ads, even if they are scammy as hell
After 15 tries at soldering the pickup system, I finally got it right. Got my knockoff Hetfield flames on this hunk of junk, and this thing growls.
September 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
After 15 tries at soldering the pickup system, I finally got it right. Got my knockoff Hetfield flames on this hunk of junk, and this thing growls.
Fuck modem country music.
September 27, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Fuck modem country music.
Fuck modem country music.
September 27, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Fuck modem country music.
I'm just here so I don't get fined
September 23, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I'm just here so I don't get fined
You're goddamn right
September 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
You're goddamn right
Work rig with flame top blue Ace
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
September 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Work rig with flame top blue Ace
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
"Hey, Matt, is Ace Frehley your favorite guitarist?"
Uhh...hahahaha...what makes you say that?
Uhh...hahahaha...what makes you say that?
September 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"Hey, Matt, is Ace Frehley your favorite guitarist?"
Uhh...hahahaha...what makes you say that?
Uhh...hahahaha...what makes you say that?
Creepy Jean-Luc mask showing off my new Fillion-style Guy Gardner wig.
If I get in shape it's over for you bitches.
If I get in shape it's over for you bitches.
September 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Creepy Jean-Luc mask showing off my new Fillion-style Guy Gardner wig.
If I get in shape it's over for you bitches.
If I get in shape it's over for you bitches.
September 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
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September 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
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Not exactly using a top shelf source there, especially to those of us who have watched this all play it in real time over decades with those two.
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September 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Not exactly using a top shelf source there, especially to those of us who have watched this all play it in real time over decades with those two.
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My power only grows greater the wider my back gets
September 8, 2026 at 10:11 AM
My power only grows greater the wider my back gets
Love when the universe aligns for a perfect pairing of skeets
September 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Love when the universe aligns for a perfect pairing of skeets
The Wallflowers still got it, man.
Snagged one of Jacob Dylan's picks as we left, too.
Snagged one of Jacob Dylan's picks as we left, too.
September 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The Wallflowers still got it, man.
Snagged one of Jacob Dylan's picks as we left, too.
Snagged one of Jacob Dylan's picks as we left, too.
Chest and back day, with a cameo by my shoulders
September 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Chest and back day, with a cameo by my shoulders
I expect none of you to laugh at this as hard as I did
August 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I expect none of you to laugh at this as hard as I did