Matt was here
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Dad to three amazing girls and one girl dog. Wish me luck.
You won’t convince me that Bagent is not Chad Powers.
September 20, 2026 at 7:57 PM
You won’t convince me that Bagent is not Chad Powers.
I would expect this from Deshaun Watson but not Hurts
September 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I would expect this from Deshaun Watson but not Hurts
Congrats everyone, according to Sherwin Williams we’ve officially reached Rock Bottom for the color of the month.
September 20, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Congrats everyone, according to Sherwin Williams we’ve officially reached Rock Bottom for the color of the month.
"Wish? Did somebody say 'Wish'?"
September 18, 2026 at 9:06 AM
"Wish? Did somebody say 'Wish'?"
It’s times like this we should remember the bible verse John 8:7
"Let any one of you who is without sin of pooping your pants be the first to throw shade at her."
"Let any one of you who is without sin of pooping your pants be the first to throw shade at her."
Australian athlete apologizes after winning race despite involuntary bowel movement
“Looking back, I regret the decision to not have stepped off the track,” Hyrox competitor Joanna Wietrzyk said.
www.nbcnews.com
September 18, 2026 at 8:20 AM
It’s times like this we should remember the bible verse John 8:7
"Let any one of you who is without sin of pooping your pants be the first to throw shade at her."
"Let any one of you who is without sin of pooping your pants be the first to throw shade at her."
These are the dorks leading us into an AI hell storm. Look at them and imagine the insane amount of power they are wielding against humanity.
September 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
These are the dorks leading us into an AI hell storm. Look at them and imagine the insane amount of power they are wielding against humanity.
I firmly believe that Ed Sheeran was the tipping point for Game of Thrones.
September 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I firmly believe that Ed Sheeran was the tipping point for Game of Thrones.
Mitch McConnell is really just senator Palpatine IRL
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Mitch McConnell is really just senator Palpatine IRL
Can someone edit this so it looks like they’re dumping him out on the curb? I think that would improve my day.
September 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Can someone edit this so it looks like they’re dumping him out on the curb? I think that would improve my day.
It turns out Mitch McConnell was only MOSTLY dead.
Damn you Miracle Max!!!
Damn you Miracle Max!!!
Princess Mostly Dead: Slightly Alive
Alt: Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride saying “mostly dead is slightly alive”.
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September 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It turns out Mitch McConnell was only MOSTLY dead.
Damn you Miracle Max!!!
Damn you Miracle Max!!!
Commercials with Marshawn Lynch I’ve seen in the last hour:
Applebee’s O-M-Cheese-adilla Burger ad
NextGen AI customer support ad for Cresta
Kalshi ad where he looks like Shaq’s “Steel” and Iron Monger had a butt baby
Make that $$$ buddy
Applebee’s O-M-Cheese-adilla Burger ad
NextGen AI customer support ad for Cresta
Kalshi ad where he looks like Shaq’s “Steel” and Iron Monger had a butt baby
Make that $$$ buddy
September 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Commercials with Marshawn Lynch I’ve seen in the last hour:
Applebee’s O-M-Cheese-adilla Burger ad
NextGen AI customer support ad for Cresta
Kalshi ad where he looks like Shaq’s “Steel” and Iron Monger had a butt baby
Make that $$$ buddy
Applebee’s O-M-Cheese-adilla Burger ad
NextGen AI customer support ad for Cresta
Kalshi ad where he looks like Shaq’s “Steel” and Iron Monger had a butt baby
Make that $$$ buddy
Oregon head football coach Dan Lanning
September 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Oregon head football coach Dan Lanning
A quick Saturday morning poem
By Matt
“Little Man”
Once there was a little man,
with little brains and little hands.
He loved to hear himself out loud,
and make his daddy Vladdy proud.
He spewed his vile to mush-brained masses,
with a Mighty Hand up all their asses.
By Matt
“Little Man”
Once there was a little man,
with little brains and little hands.
He loved to hear himself out loud,
and make his daddy Vladdy proud.
He spewed his vile to mush-brained masses,
with a Mighty Hand up all their asses.
September 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A quick Saturday morning poem
By Matt
“Little Man”
Once there was a little man,
with little brains and little hands.
He loved to hear himself out loud,
and make his daddy Vladdy proud.
He spewed his vile to mush-brained masses,
with a Mighty Hand up all their asses.
By Matt
“Little Man”
Once there was a little man,
with little brains and little hands.
He loved to hear himself out loud,
and make his daddy Vladdy proud.
He spewed his vile to mush-brained masses,
with a Mighty Hand up all their asses.
This 9/11 remembrance day is brought to you by Saudi Arabia, whose support made it all possible.
September 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This 9/11 remembrance day is brought to you by Saudi Arabia, whose support made it all possible.
In the tradition of adult Halloween costumes, make a movie dirtier by adding ‘sex’ or ‘sexy’ to the title.
Ex. Jurassic Sex Park
Ex. Jurassic Sex Park
September 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
In the tradition of adult Halloween costumes, make a movie dirtier by adding ‘sex’ or ‘sexy’ to the title.
Ex. Jurassic Sex Park
Ex. Jurassic Sex Park
Meanwhile at the FSU vs SMU game:
Laura Dern in Jurassic Park Control Room
ALT: Laura Dern in Jurassic Park Control Room
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September 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Meanwhile at the FSU vs SMU game:
Donald Trump just showed up to help out with the FSU stadium power outage. Should be fixed any time now.
Donald Trump throws items to enthusiastic crowd
Alt: Donald Trump throws paper towels to enthusiastic crowd
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September 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Donald Trump just showed up to help out with the FSU stadium power outage. Should be fixed any time now.
FSU pulled the plug on the stadium lights faster than Jimbo could leave a Christmas tree on the curb.
September 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
FSU pulled the plug on the stadium lights faster than Jimbo could leave a Christmas tree on the curb.
I saw Jimbo being sus and unplugging things right before the power went out at the FSU/SMU game. 👀
September 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I saw Jimbo being sus and unplugging things right before the power went out at the FSU/SMU game. 👀
Just waiting for Jimothy to get ‘Milkshake Ducked’ for problematic tweets about squirrels.
September 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Just waiting for Jimothy to get ‘Milkshake Ducked’ for problematic tweets about squirrels.
My man looks like he takes a hit off of every new Sharpie he opens.
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
September 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My man looks like he takes a hit off of every new Sharpie he opens.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Anti-Trump Table Setting Fares Poorly at the Oregon State Fair
The tablescape features a green table runner for Reflecting Pool algae and a menu with cyclospora lettuce.
www.wweek.com
September 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Just had KGW go into breaking news for a tornado watch while I was watching breaking news of the Lindsay Clancy trial. Never had breaking news interrupt breaking news that interrupted regular broadcasting before. This must be what Inception feels like.
September 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just had KGW go into breaking news for a tornado watch while I was watching breaking news of the Lindsay Clancy trial. Never had breaking news interrupt breaking news that interrupted regular broadcasting before. This must be what Inception feels like.
Watching “Nation’s Dumbest” on Fox and I’m pretty sure the winner isn’t even on the show.
Donald Trump: Smart People Don't Like Me
Alt: Donald Trump: Smart People Don't Like Me
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September 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Watching “Nation’s Dumbest” on Fox and I’m pretty sure the winner isn’t even on the show.
Reposted by Matt was here
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
August 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4