Matt
@mattyb123.bsky.social
🏳️🌈, 34, TN born but after 12 years, I think I’m a Chicagoan by this point. Gay Bluesky’s fav wallflower. Talk to me about X-Men, Pokemon, movies, baking/cooking. Ig: mbtothee
Machoke clearly has some intentions this morning 🤣
September 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Machoke clearly has some intentions this morning 🤣
RIP to a legend… he made beautiful things for icons people.com/bob-mackie-d...
Bob Mackie, Legendary Costume Designer, Dead at 87
Bob Mackie has died at the age of 87. The iconic fashion designer was best known for his collaborations with Cher, and creating outfits for legends including Diana Ross, Tina Turner, Carol Burnett and...
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September 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Figured we could all just use some pretty aquarium pics for the always dreaded Monday
September 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Figured we could all just use some pretty aquarium pics for the always dreaded Monday
Very first world problem coded, but UPS and FedEx don’t even try to use our buzzer and leave stuff outside. Our buzzer calls our phone so to answer and I have codes on my profile with both. Is it too much to ask to take 2 extra minutes to call so we don’t get our shit stolen by a porch pirate?
Leonardo DiCaprio Pissed Off
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Pissed Off
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September 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Very first world problem coded, but UPS and FedEx don’t even try to use our buzzer and leave stuff outside. Our buzzer calls our phone so to answer and I have codes on my profile with both. Is it too much to ask to take 2 extra minutes to call so we don’t get our shit stolen by a porch pirate?
Tonight’s dinner called for some fall comfort food ❤️
September 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Tonight’s dinner called for some fall comfort food ❤️
I don’t know where the Real Housewives UGT ppl are here, but need to publicly vent bc they should’ve just sent Vicki back home if she wasn’t gonna have fun and cut loose… for someone who bitched constantly about not being asked back or not included in housewives things.. cont.
September 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I don’t know where the Real Housewives UGT ppl are here, but need to publicly vent bc they should’ve just sent Vicki back home if she wasn’t gonna have fun and cut loose… for someone who bitched constantly about not being asked back or not included in housewives things.. cont.
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Mitch McConnell is so dead that even the Phoenix Force can't bring him back.
September 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Mitch McConnell is so dead that even the Phoenix Force can't bring him back.
The joys of being a Guncle is getting a 9 am wake up via FaceTime to play Barbie’s 🤦🏻♂️🤣
September 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The joys of being a Guncle is getting a 9 am wake up via FaceTime to play Barbie’s 🤦🏻♂️🤣
It’s dark at 7 now… couldn’t we have just a little more time? 😭
September 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It’s dark at 7 now… couldn’t we have just a little more time? 😭
Ok good morning everyone take two!
September 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Ok good morning everyone take two!
Was in an anxiety loop dream and it I do t even want to go back to sleep bc it was so bad…
September 5, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Was in an anxiety loop dream and it I do t even want to go back to sleep bc it was so bad…
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Finished main story task for #pokopia today! Feeling so accomplished and enjoyed taking my time with this game… this has been such a fun time building with these pokemon. Now on to post game shenanigans and continuing Bubbly Basin
September 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Finished main story task for #pokopia today! Feeling so accomplished and enjoyed taking my time with this game… this has been such a fun time building with these pokemon. Now on to post game shenanigans and continuing Bubbly Basin
I have stumbled into Adults and this is the cutest, quirkiest show I’ve ever witnessed 🤣
Issa Adults
ALT: Issa Adults
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September 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I have stumbled into Adults and this is the cutest, quirkiest show I’ve ever witnessed 🤣
I’ve been wanting to build more of my Lego sets for a while, so I decided a rainy Monday was a perfect time to start! I wish they would’ve put different X-men in this one for most of us who bought the mansion set, but happy to have this built and ready to land at the mansion eventually #xmen #lego
August 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
They’re playing 9 to 5 on ABC if anyone wants a little more time with Dolly this week 😊
Dollyparton Laughing
ALT: Dollyparton Laughing
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August 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
They’re playing 9 to 5 on ABC if anyone wants a little more time with Dolly this week 😊
Omg Bluesky has been down all afternoon for me… I was getting dms and notifications and I was just like… noooooo I can’t see anything.
August 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Omg Bluesky has been down all afternoon for me… I was getting dms and notifications and I was just like… noooooo I can’t see anything.
How fun are Saturday nights in your mid thirties you ask? Just baking a meatloaf at 10 pm and washing some fruit… 😂 wild time for me
Dancing Rinna
ALT: Dancing Rinna
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August 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
How fun are Saturday nights in your mid thirties you ask? Just baking a meatloaf at 10 pm and washing some fruit… 😂 wild time for me
Good morning friends! Let’s hope we can end this week on a better note than it started on
August 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Good morning friends! Let’s hope we can end this week on a better note than it started on
Went to the store this morning to get meats for meal prep and I bought donuts, little Debbie’s, fruit roll ups and fudge stripe cookies bc this week has been terrible and food will make it better
August 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Went to the store this morning to get meats for meal prep and I bought donuts, little Debbie’s, fruit roll ups and fudge stripe cookies bc this week has been terrible and food will make it better
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I feel like the queer community should get the rest of the week off for bereavement
August 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I feel like the queer community should get the rest of the week off for bereavement
Not that we should awww at google too much but if you google Dolly Parton something special happens and I needed that today 🦋
August 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Not that we should awww at google too much but if you google Dolly Parton something special happens and I needed that today 🦋
Costco same day delivery comes in clutch when you feel like absolute shit
August 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Costco same day delivery comes in clutch when you feel like absolute shit
Ok this week is cancelled! No more I’ve had it officially people.com/tim-curry-de...
Tim Curry, Famous for Roles in ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ ‘It’ and ‘Annie,’ Dies at 80, 14 Years After Paralyzing Stroke
Actor Tim Curry has died at the age of 80. He was best known for roles in ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ ‘Clue’ and ‘Annie.’
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August 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Ok this week is cancelled! No more I’ve had it officially people.com/tim-curry-de...