MattyDAD
@mattydad.bsky.social
Band nerd, dad, Go Salukis! He/him
Kermit was born on May 9, 1955, The Premier of Sam & Friends, Washington, D.C.
The prototype Kermit was made from a discarded spring coat belonging to Jim Henson's mother, with his eyes made from two halves of a ping-pong ball.
The prototype Kermit was made from a discarded spring coat belonging to Jim Henson's mother, with his eyes made from two halves of a ping-pong ball.
September 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets https://theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling-to-improve-on-sexiness-of-regular-muppets/
September 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."
September 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."
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When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
September 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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When you find something you like, you get it in every color... 😭 😭 😭
September 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
When you find something you like, you get it in every color... 😭 😭 😭
Dude
September 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Dude
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"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
September 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
ME: if it aint broke dont fix it
ENGLISH TEACHER: literally everything in that sentence is wrong
ENGLISH TEACHER: literally everything in that sentence is wrong
September 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
My kinda store
September 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My kinda store
September 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
That’s some funny shit
September 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
That’s some funny shit
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Sounds about right 🤭😆
September 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Sounds about right 🤭😆
This is the most beautiful thing
Mr Big is in the battle of his life.
Every time he falls down we are there to get him back up!
This old gentle giant will make it!
Every time he falls down we are there to get him back up!
This old gentle giant will make it!
September 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
This is the most beautiful thing
So… my FB account got hacked and deleted.
September 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
So… my FB account got hacked and deleted.
Damn, I’m 56
Duncan Sheik, the singer-songwriter who wrote his single “Barely Breathing” and composed the Tony Award-winning musical “Spring Awakening,” died Thursday. He was 56.
The cause was cardiac arrest, his mother said.
The cause was cardiac arrest, his mother said.
Duncan Sheik, singer-songwriter who found success on pop charts and Broadway, dies at 56
He had a hit single in 1996, “Barely Breathing,” then went on to compose the Tony Award-winning musical “Spring Awakening.”
www.washingtonpost.com
September 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Damn, I’m 56
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This is a culinary account now 😎
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
This is a culinary account now 😎
Rudolph is a horrible story.
December 7, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Rudolph is a horrible story.
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One of my favorites
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
One of my favorites
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In a newsagent the other day my wife pointed out a Chanel handbag in a magazine. Can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning when she realises I got her that exact magazine.
December 5, 2024 at 12:21 PM
In a newsagent the other day my wife pointed out a Chanel handbag in a magazine. Can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning when she realises I got her that exact magazine.
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Just went to X for a bit. I don’t really enjoy it over there anymore.
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Just went to X for a bit. I don’t really enjoy it over there anymore.
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