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Sir Maximus the Himbo
@maxalot.bsky.social
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HELLO. MY NAME IS MAX. I AM A RAGDOLL MANX. I AM BIG AND DUMB. WHAT IS AN INTERNET.
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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 5d
HELLO I AM MAX. HERE ARE SOME MAX FACTS.

I HAVE TWO OLDER SISTERS. THE SMALL ONE IS PHOEBE AND THE BIG ONE IS LILLY.

THERE IS A PORCH CAT NAMED BUDDY THAT I WANT TO MEET ONE DAY.

I LOVE TO PLAY AND POUNCE AND JUMP.

AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS.
a tiny gray cat sleeping in a little ball on the carpet behind a chair. a very chunky tortoiseshell tabby cat on a windowsill with the curtain down. all you can see is her chunky belly and her nose and whiskers. a thin gray-and-white tabby cat whose eyes are closed as he gets pets from me. he's outside on concrete next to a watermelon rug and my sandal-ed feet. a very fluffy brown-and-white cat with his eyes half-closed in bliss. my arm is wrapped around him giving him cheek scritches.
maxalot.bsky.social
MOM DIDN’T PLAY WITH ME MUCH YESTERDAY.

SO I MADE SURE TO WAKE HER UP BY CHEWING ON HER HAIR.

AND KNOCKING EVERYTHING OFF THE NIGHTSTAND.

I EVEN STARTED TO KNOCK OVER MY FULL WATER DISH.

I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG.

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY.

AT 3AM.
a big fluffy cat on the back of a loveseat, his paws delicately placed in front of him like a gentleman, and his ears back like something rude was said
October 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by Sir Maximus the Himbo
billythecat.bsky.social
A Comfortable Man!!
Billy the brown tabby cat is asleep on his back on the top shelf in the wardrobe. Only his tail and his back legs can be seen, with his pink and black beans high in the air.
October 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
I WANT TO VISIT MY FRIEND.

BUT MOM SAYS WHEN I GO OUTSIDE I “FREAK OUT” AND “JUST HIDE UNDER THE CAR” AND “GET ALL DIRTY”.

AND “YOU DON’T LIKE IT OUT THERE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HATE IT EVERY TIME.”

I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT MEANS I CAN’T GO OUTSIDE THOUGH.
a fluffy cat pawing at a window where a gray tabby cat sits on the other side the fluffy cat at a higher elevation, pawing at the window still, and the gray tabby cat is out of focus on a table outside. same as last pic, but cat looks out the window with his ears back.
October 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
maxalot.bsky.social
HELLO.

I AM TIRED FROM THE HORRORS OF HAVING MY CLAWS CLIPPED.

TIME TO RELAX.

SO I SPLOOT.
October 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
maxalot.bsky.social
I VOLUNTEER AS A SISTER INSPECTOR.

MY OLDEST SISTER WAS ACTING VERY STRANGE DURING MY FIRST INSPECTION.

WITH MY MIDDLE SISTER’S TIP I WAS ABLE TO DIAGNOSE HER WITH A CASE OF THE ZOOMIES.
a big fluffy cat is visible, mostly just his rear end, but he is looking at a chunky shorthair tabby cat walking past. the big fluffy cat is facing the camera bit looking at something off-screen. in the background is a little gray cat on a counter looking at the same thing. the tabby cat from earlier, her tail whipping so furiously that it’s a blur, is upside-down, gripping a ratty chair’s arm.
September 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
MOM HAS LOTS OF NICKNAMES FOR ME.

SHE CALLS ME LITTLE MAN. AND BOOGER. THE MOST.

WHAT’S AN BOOGER.
?
September 30, 2026 at 11:38 AM
maxalot.bsky.social
I AM KING OF THE TUNNEL.

NONE SHALL PASS.

UNLESS THEY HAVE A TREAT.

THEN YOU CAN PASS.
a floofy cat sits in a cat tunnel opening that is facing the camera. he is looking off-camera, and his paws are tucked so you can’t see them. same cat but a little closer and on-center. he’s still looking off-camera.
September 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
MOM WANTED TO FILM ME HAVING SOME FUN.

SO I DECIDED TO SHOW OFF.

WHEEEEEEEEE.
!!!!!!!
September 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
GOOD MORNING.

MOM AND DAD LEFT FOR A LONG TIME YESTERDAY.

THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY “DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.”

I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS.

BUT MY HOUSE FELT LIKE A DUNGEON AS I WAITED FOR THEM TO COME HOME.

AND THE TIME WAS DRAGGING.

SO MAYBE I PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOO.
a cat tunnel with three ends, and a fluffy tailless cat butt sticking out of one of them.
September 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
HELLO I AM MAX. HERE ARE SOME MAX FACTS.

I HAVE TWO OLDER SISTERS. THE SMALL ONE IS PHOEBE AND THE BIG ONE IS LILLY.

THERE IS A PORCH CAT NAMED BUDDY THAT I WANT TO MEET ONE DAY.

I LOVE TO PLAY AND POUNCE AND JUMP.

AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS.
a tiny gray cat sleeping in a little ball on the carpet behind a chair. a very chunky tortoiseshell tabby cat on a windowsill with the curtain down. all you can see is her chunky belly and her nose and whiskers. a thin gray-and-white tabby cat whose eyes are closed as he gets pets from me. he's outside on concrete next to a watermelon rug and my sandal-ed feet. a very fluffy brown-and-white cat with his eyes half-closed in bliss. my arm is wrapped around him giving him cheek scritches.
September 27, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Sir Maximus the Himbo
hedgewatchers.bsky.social
📣 Attention Hedgewatchers, please welcome Max
@maxalot.bsky.social to the #Hedgewatch Team. 😻
September 27, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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I WENT TO THE VET YESTERDAY.

IT WAS REALLY SCARY.

BUT THE CAR RIDE WAS FUN.

CAN WE GO AGAIN?
a big floofy cat sitting in a fabric cat carrier, his face visible through the mesh. he looks completely unbothered.
September 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
maxalot.bsky.social
MOM SAID I SHOULD MAKE A POST FOR #CATURDAY.

DAD LIKES IT WHEN I DO THE SPLOOT.

SO HERE I AM SPLOOTING FOR MY NEW FRIENDS.
a very fluffy tailless cat splooting on a coffee table. his coloring makes it look like he’s wearing booty shorts with white thigh-high boots. same cat and pose from a different angle. he’s just chilling.
September 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
MOM IS UP NOW.

NOW THAT MOM IS AWAKE I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP.

IT IS HARD WORK BEING A CAT.
a fluffy cat curled sideways on a bed with covers next to him. he is sleeping with his head on his front paws. his pink toe pads are visible on a back paw. the same cat but on his other side, his front paws extended and head on the sheets as he sleeps.
September 26, 2026 at 12:57 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
GOOD MORNING.

MOM WANTS ME TO STOP WAKING HER UP BY EATING HER HAIR.

BUT HOW ELSE WILL I GET HER TO FEED ME.

SHE SAYS I ALREADY HAVE FOOD IN MY BOWL.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.
a big fluffy cat on top of my tummy. all you can see is one of my hands, my eyes, and my nose. the cat is looking off-camera with one ear back.
September 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
SO MANY FRIENDS.

I AM ALL FRIENDED OUT.

GOODNIGHT INTERNET.

I AM HIDING UNTIL MORNING.
a big fluffy cat butt sticking out from behind a coffee table and underneath a huge card binder.
September 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
maxalot.bsky.social
@hedgewatchers.bsky.social I AM MAX.

I WANT TO WATCH HEDGES. BUT WITH FRIENDS.

CAN I JOIN YOU.
?

THIS IS MY MOM. IN CASE YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.
a big fluffy cat in the foreground, lying on the shoulder of a barely-visible person (me). I’m looking at the camera and so is he. a very happy person (me) with chubby cheeks, black lipstick, black eyeliner, and red-orange-gold eyeshadow. I’m wearing a gray headset.
September 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
maxalot.bsky.social
MOM SAYS I AM HIMBO. BUT I THINK I AM HIMBEST.
a ragdoll cat with no tail looking up at the camera with an ear back. his fur is fluffy and brown except for around his neck and paws, which are stark white.
September 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
maxalot.bsky.social
HELLO I AM MAX. I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE AN INTERNET.

BUT MY MOM SAYS I AM VERY HANDSOME AND WILL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS.

WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND.
?
a fluffy cat half-under a blanket with his ears back
September 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM