Max B K Ash
@maxbk1.bsky.social
Librarian, software developer, musician, queer as all get out.
Toddler: can you find my Lambie?
Me: ok (finds Lambie an inch from toddler’s hand)
Three minutes pass
Toddler: can you find my Lambie?
Me: ok (looks for Lambie and fails to find it)
Me: Did you throw it?
Toddler: Yes
Me: ok (finds Lambie an inch from toddler’s hand)
Three minutes pass
Toddler: can you find my Lambie?
Me: ok (looks for Lambie and fails to find it)
Me: Did you throw it?
Toddler: Yes
March 22, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Toddler: can you find my Lambie?
Me: ok (finds Lambie an inch from toddler’s hand)
Three minutes pass
Toddler: can you find my Lambie?
Me: ok (looks for Lambie and fails to find it)
Me: Did you throw it?
Toddler: Yes
Me: ok (finds Lambie an inch from toddler’s hand)
Three minutes pass
Toddler: can you find my Lambie?
Me: ok (looks for Lambie and fails to find it)
Me: Did you throw it?
Toddler: Yes
Very rarely they do - generally cis boys for gynecomastia. Not trans kids.
March 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Very rarely they do - generally cis boys for gynecomastia. Not trans kids.
I have always been mystified by the comma when it doesn’t line up with when I would pause in speech.
February 27, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I have always been mystified by the comma when it doesn’t line up with when I would pause in speech.
Ouch, not even linked to encourage someone to write one.
February 25, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Ouch, not even linked to encourage someone to write one.
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If you get the spell wrong you turn into a duck tho
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If you get the spell wrong you turn into a duck tho