I made the mistake of skimming through, got to the end, and had to ask myself "am I literate?" just cuz of how garbled and meandering the whole thing was. My personal favorite being the one where they were listing something off and counted bullet points 1, 2, and 2.

You do not need to explain, to Queer or Black or Disabled people in America, that you can't always have a perfect thing. That is not news to us. You are not providing new information.

It is the height of arrogance to assume that's not already part of our understanding of the world.

Wtf I didn't even get an update, I just saw like 50 spectrum trucks everywhere and came home to a dead connection, shit already randomly drops in the middle of the night, why the fuck am I over paying for shit service

I've been debating altering mine to be named "Sharon, Hedgefund Manager" cuz that's what I always call her anyway

I'm looking forward to it!

Rogers and Ross sitting on my shoulders, wouldn't have it any other way! Shoutout Dr Riles, only fucker alive crazy enough to offer to teach me to fly a plane

You absolutely deserve it, I saw your name in the opening credits and was getting antsy until I realized you were in a category of your own!!

Post Fusion Break Rock Yacht Core

"Corporate Death Penalty" is the name of our new band

Thanks!! Uv reactivity is a huge pain to photograph but it just looks so damn cool

Thankfully had a really good therapy session. Turns out my therapist didn't have a stroke but rather something stroke-adjacent that indicates one might be in the future. He's dealing with neuropathy in half of his body and says he's experiencing many of the symptoms I had with the brain tumor.

No I don't have a decklist but I'm playing Lonis Lantern Control. Yes I expect people to hate it. Yes I need thicker skin. No I will not be playing meta. Yes I will be playing anti meta. No you have no right to complain when your play patterns are so telegraphed that I built a deck against them.