Max Hime
@maxhime.com
Retired. Ex-submariner . Nuclear Reactor Operator (Instructor). Atheist. Caretaker of dogs and cats. Blue clear through. Lazy
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@carsonpemcorgi.bsky.social Carson, this dogo is soooo fast.
September 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
@carsonpemcorgi.bsky.social Carson, this dogo is soooo fast.
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“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
GEORGE CARLIN
LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005)
My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
GEORGE CARLIN
LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005)
My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
September 12, 2026 at 7:26 AM
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
GEORGE CARLIN
LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005)
My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
GEORGE CARLIN
LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005)
My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
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I’ll never get tired of saying that both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris warned everyone what would happen should the criminal be given full power of the US govt and they were right about everything. The biggest example of “I told you so” in history.
May 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I’ll never get tired of saying that both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris warned everyone what would happen should the criminal be given full power of the US govt and they were right about everything. The biggest example of “I told you so” in history.
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Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
April 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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There have been a lot of Bad Democrats in Congress. I think John Fetterman is the worst of them all.
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The Worst Democrat
John Fetterman lives to trigger the libs.
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April 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
There have been a lot of Bad Democrats in Congress. I think John Fetterman is the worst of them all.
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Nothing new under the sun
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Nothing new under the sun
This is Pandemonium. He was the last of his litter to find a home. He is very happy to be part of a pack again. I lobbied for the name BeetleJuice but I was outvoted 1-1. We call him Panda. The crazy just oozes out of those eyes. Pandemonium is never far away.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is Pandemonium. He was the last of his litter to find a home. He is very happy to be part of a pack again. I lobbied for the name BeetleJuice but I was outvoted 1-1. We call him Panda. The crazy just oozes out of those eyes. Pandemonium is never far away.
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The entire scene looks like Norman Rockwell painted The Death of Empathy, directed by Jeffrey Dahmer and executive produced by Satan. Hang this next to The Scream and the painting would lean over and whisper, Is that guy okay.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The entire scene looks like Norman Rockwell painted The Death of Empathy, directed by Jeffrey Dahmer and executive produced by Satan. Hang this next to The Scream and the painting would lean over and whisper, Is that guy okay.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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When authoritarianism is on the rise, you can count on the richest, least vulnerable men on the planet to be the biggest cowards.
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When authoritarianism is on the rise, you can count on the richest, least vulnerable men on the planet to be the biggest cowards.
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Trump had dinner with Nick Fuentes. One of Nicks “Groypers” killed Charlie Kirk.
Irony is really having a time of it.
Irony is really having a time of it.
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Trump had dinner with Nick Fuentes. One of Nicks “Groypers” killed Charlie Kirk.
Irony is really having a time of it.
Irony is really having a time of it.
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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As a bookish kid, I admired the Supreme Court for having the character to unanimously come out against segregation in the 1950s, when no other branch of our government would have had that courage.
So it saddens me to see it lose its way and endorse judging people for the color of their skin today.
So it saddens me to see it lose its way and endorse judging people for the color of their skin today.
September 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
As a bookish kid, I admired the Supreme Court for having the character to unanimously come out against segregation in the 1950s, when no other branch of our government would have had that courage.
So it saddens me to see it lose its way and endorse judging people for the color of their skin today.
So it saddens me to see it lose its way and endorse judging people for the color of their skin today.
I just figured out a purpose for AI. Create a video of the Porky Pig voiced Ben Shapiro discussing the attempted repeal of Obamacare with wet-fart voiced RFKjr. Alternately cut in Porky and your favorite lizard. It is so clear in my head.
September 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I just figured out a purpose for AI. Create a video of the Porky Pig voiced Ben Shapiro discussing the attempted repeal of Obamacare with wet-fart voiced RFKjr. Alternately cut in Porky and your favorite lizard. It is so clear in my head.
This leads to the hardest question, for me at least, in all of theology, “Why does god hate us?” On one side is the most extreme pretzel logic and on the other the simple explanation that it was all bullshit made up to keep people in line and maintain the status quo.
September 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This leads to the hardest question, for me at least, in all of theology, “Why does god hate us?” On one side is the most extreme pretzel logic and on the other the simple explanation that it was all bullshit made up to keep people in line and maintain the status quo.
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Chicago
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chicago
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
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This is Iggy. He is the most elegantly scruffy example of a Baskethound
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is Iggy. He is the most elegantly scruffy example of a Baskethound