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🔬 Looking at the brain’s “dark matter”
🤯 Studying how minds change
👩🏼‍💻 Building science tools

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two extremely different results for “Valerie”
September 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
For those not following NS drama, it appears OpenAI uses your private chats to steal your work whenever convenient

This is disgusting behavior. If Sam wants to be a “great man of history”, he should act like it instead of that one cheater all the smart kids wanted to beat the shit out of in school.
September 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
chat are we the baddies?
September 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
vibe math
September 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I would say actually we are accumulating large amounts of evidence of this kind of behavior, somewhat shocking social exploits in service of another task goal. Again, RL is *weird*.

www.anthropic.com/news/investi...
September 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM
claude every time i ask it to take a shot at the riemann hypothesis
August 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
my gf is lovely but she is exceptionally small 🔎
August 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
counterpoint: I eat vegan five days a week, which roughly offsets the environmental impact of my AI token burn
August 24, 2026 at 2:52 PM
point: AI is completely useless for literally everything

counterpoint: in two hours have a full acoustic simulation of my living room that can optimize the setup for specific frequency response desirability profiles of each individual in their seating location.
August 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Nothing
Sexual
August 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
relatable.
August 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
hey @scios.tech I think you've got some SSL problems :P
August 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
oh no—I'm learning vocabulary from Claude. it's over.
August 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
goddammit, I am so glad I've got AI to deal with this shit.
August 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
66% of the time, it works every time.
August 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Maxine secret recipe #804:

“(Vegan!) Funk sauce”

Plant-based mayo, spicy bean paste, and a dash of hon-mirin. Great on hash browns.
July 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I miss the two-headed fish key
July 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“A number of sampling issues” might be uh … quite an understatement here. The headline should read “Venture-backed tech companies that are small hire more than ones that aren’t”

Which like … yeah lol

I normally love Ramp’s economic reports, but this is *lazy af*
July 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
well it nailed me fr
June 30, 2026 at 1:52 PM
This woman has both three toes and also three legs
June 28, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I personally am a big fan of the petroleum–nuclear waste burger
June 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
a well-trodden path
June 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
software dev is the realm of the platonic eidos confirmed
June 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
damn they got me
June 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
oh god
June 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM