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Maxy
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Spotty as fuck // Chef 🍳 // nerd cat // hmu on telegram! @MaxwellSpeedmew, talk to me you filthy animals ❤️ NB // She/They
Lil shakshuka breakfast today ❤️
August 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Hi, I’m a cheetah who makes nice food for a living ❤️
Enjoy your stay ✨
July 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I never really mention it, but I have sticker packs!
Silently growing in the background ✨
Everyone needs more spots in their life ❤️
CW: There are some nsfw ones in there toooo
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July 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
‪The first and best friend I ever had, you’ve been there by my side with me for 17 years.‬
‪Your unconditional love inspires me from now unto forever.‬
‪Today I say goodbye with you in my arms, thank you for every walk, tail wag, and quiet moment.‬

‪Goodbye old friend. I love you Miley‬
May 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It’s a terrible day for rain.
May 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
No one can ever compare to you…
My darling angel, through my life and a part of it in every meaning of the word
My world, my darling, and with no exaggeration the reason I still walk this earth to show others the kindness you show me relentlessly.
May 24, 2026 at 7:40 AM
The tarrasque stalking its prey
May 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Magic night at the bar with roomies 🔥
May 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Creepy lil guys coming to a D&D table near you~
Loving my new 3D printer ✨
May 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Special at work!
Wild mushroom timbale 🔥
Set on a black garlic aioli, topped with chili honey & cilantro
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Merry Christmas everybody 🎄
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Also art of all the roommates got printed
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Second thanksgiving with friends 💖
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy thanksgiving everyone 💕
American friends or not I’m thankful for you all
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My mom is the most insufferable person I’ve ever met…
With just enough influence left on my life i can’t remove her completely.

Every now and then I make the mistake of accepting her phone calls
Just got off the phone with her after she tried to rationalize suicide to me…
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sorry @grumpymuzzle.bsky.social it’s enrichment time 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@criticalrole.bsky.social fuels my soul ✨
As a long time DM whose followed these beautiful people most of my life
I love this game ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Here we go agaaaaaain
Downtown SLC here I come
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
One of my D&D players made a deal with a devil
So you know I gotta give them something to sign 🔥
September 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
At a green cats door and got greeted by a different cat while I wait for them to let me in 💖
September 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I don’t have a ton of props, but you can get a lot of mileage out of a box of random minis and lil trinkets ✨
Love just listening to what my players imagine 🔥
September 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Megaplex I’m in- wait a second 😑
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
To Luke. I’m as old as you were now.
Thanks for giving me a role model to look up to, and being the only person I could ever really call family growing up.
You made every life you touched better and taught me to never take anything to seriously when I was at my worst.

Miss you bro.
August 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy birthday to me ✨
Working but having some fun anyway, made a bunch of cream puffs w/ espresso caramel for everyone 🎉
August 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
New charcuterie!
Challerhocker
Chabrin
Duck Rillette
Copper caputo
Black pepper-cherry chutney
Caraway crostinis
#cooking #chef
August 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM