Maynard Flash
@maynardflash.bsky.social
Father of three neurodivergent kids two are LGBTQ. 69-year-old widower. I miss my wife deeply every single day politically I skew far left of center
Fuck trump!
Fuck trump!
Fucking blank exclamation point is right Jesus there is absolutely nobody fucking home.
I’m not even sure it’s Mitch. To be honest with you I think they substituted an elderly geriatric patient as a body double did some work on his face and promised to take care of his family, and funeral expenses
I’m not even sure it’s Mitch. To be honest with you I think they substituted an elderly geriatric patient as a body double did some work on his face and promised to take care of his family, and funeral expenses
September 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fucking blank exclamation point is right Jesus there is absolutely nobody fucking home.
I’m not even sure it’s Mitch. To be honest with you I think they substituted an elderly geriatric patient as a body double did some work on his face and promised to take care of his family, and funeral expenses
I’m not even sure it’s Mitch. To be honest with you I think they substituted an elderly geriatric patient as a body double did some work on his face and promised to take care of his family, and funeral expenses
May perhaps if they charge a small fee to watch all of this fucking political theater they might be able to raise enough money for a cup of coffee.
September 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
May perhaps if they charge a small fee to watch all of this fucking political theater they might be able to raise enough money for a cup of coffee.
What’s new? How can this be a white man in the south, in a position of authority…Mon deux!
September 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
What’s new? How can this be a white man in the south, in a position of authority…Mon deux!
You know when they were wheeling him out of his house and they asked him for a thumbs up or what’s the good word senator how are you doing? Senator? It was a blank fucking stare. The lights are kind of on, but nobody’s home. Mitch McConnell has left the building.
September 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You know when they were wheeling him out of his house and they asked him for a thumbs up or what’s the good word senator how are you doing? Senator? It was a blank fucking stare. The lights are kind of on, but nobody’s home. Mitch McConnell has left the building.
Kegstand is a sexist bastard
If there were anyone father away from a real man it’s him
If there were anyone father away from a real man it’s him
September 15, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Kegstand is a sexist bastard
If there were anyone father away from a real man it’s him
If there were anyone father away from a real man it’s him
This one doesn’t check out it’s not real. The problem is people who post this shit gey everybody riled up. They need to shut the fuck up Donald Trump has no problem making a complete ass of himself all by himself 
September 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This one doesn’t check out it’s not real. The problem is people who post this shit gey everybody riled up. They need to shut the fuck up Donald Trump has no problem making a complete ass of himself all by himself 
Well, his stroke probably damaged the part of his brain that decides direction… you know up down good bad right left…
September 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Well, his stroke probably damaged the part of his brain that decides direction… you know up down good bad right left…
Nothing to see here folks nothing to see move along, move along no corruption here no sir nope.
September 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Nothing to see here folks nothing to see move along, move along no corruption here no sir nope.
True, but there will always be the nature versus nurture argument
September 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
True, but there will always be the nature versus nurture argument
I still entertain the notion that children are absolutely innocent. They’re like a blank slate, Donald Trump‘s father immeasurably broke his son And Trump’s father in turn was destroyed by his own father and so on and so forth at some point, you have to break the cycle. Furthermore,fuck Trump
September 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I still entertain the notion that children are absolutely innocent. They’re like a blank slate, Donald Trump‘s father immeasurably broke his son And Trump’s father in turn was destroyed by his own father and so on and so forth at some point, you have to break the cycle. Furthermore,fuck Trump
Some sort of vasodilator.
September 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Some sort of vasodilator.
Liar what a fucking liar… Whatever happened to the checks and all the fucking dividends from all the fucking cost cutting and DOGE  what about all the shit promises. this amounts to nothing more than a goddamn bribe vote for me. I’ll give you $5000. Fuck your
$5000.
$5000.
September 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Liar what a fucking liar… Whatever happened to the checks and all the fucking dividends from all the fucking cost cutting and DOGE  what about all the shit promises. this amounts to nothing more than a goddamn bribe vote for me. I’ll give you $5000. Fuck your
$5000.
$5000.
Honestly, he probably sees a full auditorium. He’s fucking bat shit crazy Looney as a tune absolutely insane.
September 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Honestly, he probably sees a full auditorium. He’s fucking bat shit crazy Looney as a tune absolutely insane.
I believe the words you’re looking for are chickenshit, motherfucker
September 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I believe the words you’re looking for are chickenshit, motherfucker
Three words Uncle fucking, Tom
September 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Three words Uncle fucking, Tom
Excuse me, but didn’t he wanna set up a slush fund for reparations to the January 6 treasonous bastards?
September 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Excuse me, but didn’t he wanna set up a slush fund for reparations to the January 6 treasonous bastards?
He is so fucking on the autism spectrum, and then he tries to self medicate with ketamine. Jesus fucking Christ.
September 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
He is so fucking on the autism spectrum, and then he tries to self medicate with ketamine. Jesus fucking Christ.
I was somehow hoping for more of an oblong box.
September 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I was somehow hoping for more of an oblong box.
Cryptocurrency reminds me of those gag gifts you used to see in thyback of a magazine, you know the ones “powdered water just add water..”
If you buy crypto, you’re buying a can of air it holds no value. And if you buy it from Trump, he’s the only one who makes money.
If you buy crypto, you’re buying a can of air it holds no value. And if you buy it from Trump, he’s the only one who makes money.
September 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Cryptocurrency reminds me of those gag gifts you used to see in thyback of a magazine, you know the ones “powdered water just add water..”
If you buy crypto, you’re buying a can of air it holds no value. And if you buy it from Trump, he’s the only one who makes money.
If you buy crypto, you’re buying a can of air it holds no value. And if you buy it from Trump, he’s the only one who makes money.
You know if this doesn’t do it nothing‘s gonna get him out of the office of the president i really believe invoking the 25th amendment would be futile. Everyone knows who and what mad King George is all about, and they have done zip, zero,nada., just remember, who controls the house and the Senate
September 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
You know if this doesn’t do it nothing‘s gonna get him out of the office of the president i really believe invoking the 25th amendment would be futile. Everyone knows who and what mad King George is all about, and they have done zip, zero,nada., just remember, who controls the house and the Senate
Perhaps if you would stop bombing them for no fucking reason.
September 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Perhaps if you would stop bombing them for no fucking reason.
Indeed, 19 I believe of the conspirators involved in planning and staging
9/11 were Saudi nationals.
9/11 were Saudi nationals.
September 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Indeed, 19 I believe of the conspirators involved in planning and staging
9/11 were Saudi nationals.
9/11 were Saudi nationals.
And for the love of Christ and all that is fucking holy..please do not make Hakeem or Schumer fucking speaker.
September 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
And for the love of Christ and all that is fucking holy..please do not make Hakeem or Schumer fucking speaker.