✨J✨(they/them)
@mayofrostymachine.bsky.social
Cozy chaos demon
Queer poly enby
Queer poly enby
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10 year bonds are at a record high or whatever the fuck. i'm an economy. ask me anything
September 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
10 year bonds are at a record high or whatever the fuck. i'm an economy. ask me anything
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Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
September 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
September 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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where are they going to the bathroom up there
September 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
where are they going to the bathroom up there
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“dont yuck someone’s yum” well maybe they shouldnt have such yucky yums
September 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
“dont yuck someone’s yum” well maybe they shouldnt have such yucky yums
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two bald guys rubbing scalps
September 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
two bald guys rubbing scalps
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I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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I don't believe in flat earth but I do think that inside our planet is a giant ferrero rocher
September 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I don't believe in flat earth but I do think that inside our planet is a giant ferrero rocher
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Even the crickets were embarrassed.
September 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Even the crickets were embarrassed.
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My hottest take is edibles are the best way to enjoy weed
September 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My hottest take is edibles are the best way to enjoy weed
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I'm glad Metroid Dread and now Metroid Ravenous understand that Samus's true sex appeal comes from the fact that she's a genetic mutant freak who's built like a brick shithouse
September 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm glad Metroid Dread and now Metroid Ravenous understand that Samus's true sex appeal comes from the fact that she's a genetic mutant freak who's built like a brick shithouse
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mamdani isn’t even hard to pronounce some people are just racist and dumb
September 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
mamdani isn’t even hard to pronounce some people are just racist and dumb
I just wanna feed peanuts to the grackles near my apartment but they run away scared every time! Let me feed the silly, no thoughts bird!
September 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I just wanna feed peanuts to the grackles near my apartment but they run away scared every time! Let me feed the silly, no thoughts bird!
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Doritos locos tacos
September 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Doritos locos tacos
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This is who your girl is talking to while you're at work
September 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This is who your girl is talking to while you're at work
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"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
September 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
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forgive me for i have labored on this day
September 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
forgive me for i have labored on this day
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i hate abras man why do they appear and then immediately run away
September 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i hate abras man why do they appear and then immediately run away
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my mom said I’m one of her top 38 sons
September 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
my mom said I’m one of her top 38 sons