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Uncle Ben
@mazzullamauler.bsky.social
Formerly Derrick White Enjoyer on the Bird App
I left the other place for a few days because I was so pissed at the lads but I am satisfied enough with that performance to come here and say Celtics in 6
May 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Net ratings enjoyers everywhere rejoice
January 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This Cs team is the best basketball team ever created.
January 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Celtics/Cavs/Knicks better than anything the West has to offer
January 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sam with the Tony Snell in the first half
January 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Celtics good
January 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by Uncle Ben
Derrick White has 37 blocks this year, here’s a list of starting Centers that don’t have that many this year:

Clint Capela
Jarrett Allen
Bam Adebayo
Ivana Zubac
Jalen Duren
Alperen Sengun
Nic Claxton
Karl-Anthony Towns
January 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Las Vegas is a highly underrated city. If you were to move here for a temporary posting for career advancement you would find a low cost of living, 24 hour entertainment, and the second best food scene in the U.S. after NYC.
January 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Biggest thing with Cleveland for me is can they stay healthy. Spida seems like he was more of a one off last year but Garland and Allen seem to get hurt every year.
January 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
First genuinely concerning trend I’ve seen for C’s playoff hopes this season. If Cavs can get em up they can hang with Boston.
Big development: The Cavs are now shooting more 3s than the Celtics. www.tomthefinder.com/p/toms-title...
January 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ll never get tired of looking at this
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by Uncle Ben
Gyms don't even have the new years resolution rush anymore- we're losing recipes
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by Uncle Ben
Derrick allowed 14 points on 5/12 shooting in 56.9 possessions. He had 4 blocks, 1 steal, 3 deflections, and 8 shot contests.
January 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
New Year’s resolution is more posting on Bluesky and staying off Twitter
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I keep forgetting to use this thing the other place sucks but no one here understands that Derrick White is the greatest hooper to ever live
November 19, 2023 at 1:37 PM
@weirdalf.bsky.social you can have him for Josh Jacobs
October 29, 2023 at 7:17 PM
October 29, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Ok is this the right app to be making fun of Dianne Feinstein on
September 29, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Uncle Ben
Too many jokes about Dianne Feinstein being mentally incapacitated more recently not enough about how she was an awful person for the 136 years before that when she knew exactly what she was doing
September 29, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Need the hoop heads to show up there’s no one making fun of Dame for being a bozo on my feed
September 29, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Jaylen Brown and UPS workers both got paid it was a good day
July 25, 2023 at 6:48 PM
On this site I can say that some asshole billionaire will eventually sue an athlete who refuses to play on a guaranteed contract in order to fully void said contract and there’s no one here to yell at me.
July 24, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Wife said I gotta start skeeting more so they know I’m here and I can get her an invite
July 22, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Easily the worst part of moving is selling furniture on the second hand market
July 22, 2023 at 3:09 PM