Matteo Bianchi
@mbianchi.dev
Angry voice of @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social 🇩🇪
The very opposite of sXe.
https://devoidofbeauty.bandcamp.com/album/of-pain-absence
Socialist.
A radically open source cog in the machine, just doing the work.
Remember to punch a nazi today 👊
The very opposite of sXe.
https://devoidofbeauty.bandcamp.com/album/of-pain-absence
Socialist.
A radically open source cog in the machine, just doing the work.
Remember to punch a nazi today 👊
An accurate depiction of the current situation.
We'll be right back and I'll wear a pirate eye patch 🫡
We'll be right back and I'll wear a pirate eye patch 🫡
September 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
An accurate depiction of the current situation.
We'll be right back and I'll wear a pirate eye patch 🫡
We'll be right back and I'll wear a pirate eye patch 🫡
I tried this stealth model everyone is super hyped about via OpenRouter: Ox Alpha.
9M tokens 0 actual code generated lol
Using OpenCode so a fairly ok harness.
Business insiders, TechCrunch & co. hyped me up but I'm so disappointed
9M tokens 0 actual code generated lol
Using OpenCode so a fairly ok harness.
Business insiders, TechCrunch & co. hyped me up but I'm so disappointed
August 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I tried this stealth model everyone is super hyped about via OpenRouter: Ox Alpha.
9M tokens 0 actual code generated lol
Using OpenCode so a fairly ok harness.
Business insiders, TechCrunch & co. hyped me up but I'm so disappointed
9M tokens 0 actual code generated lol
Using OpenCode so a fairly ok harness.
Business insiders, TechCrunch & co. hyped me up but I'm so disappointed
Of a world we built to serve our selfish fucking selves, can you tell me where does love fit in?
Remember what love is?
--
Happy 20th birthday to this amazing album 🫡
youtube.com/watch?v=1HsD...
Remember what love is?
--
Happy 20th birthday to this amazing album 🫡
youtube.com/watch?v=1HsD...
August 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Of a world we built to serve our selfish fucking selves, can you tell me where does love fit in?
Remember what love is?
--
Happy 20th birthday to this amazing album 🫡
youtube.com/watch?v=1HsD...
Remember what love is?
--
Happy 20th birthday to this amazing album 🫡
youtube.com/watch?v=1HsD...
Do not invite me to corporate karaoke.
Unless you like metal, that is 🫡
P.s. the karaoke band really kept up and I was genuinely impressed, giant shoutout to the drummer trying double pedal patterns having just one lol
Unless you like metal, that is 🫡
P.s. the karaoke band really kept up and I was genuinely impressed, giant shoutout to the drummer trying double pedal patterns having just one lol
August 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Do not invite me to corporate karaoke.
Unless you like metal, that is 🫡
P.s. the karaoke band really kept up and I was genuinely impressed, giant shoutout to the drummer trying double pedal patterns having just one lol
Unless you like metal, that is 🫡
P.s. the karaoke band really kept up and I was genuinely impressed, giant shoutout to the drummer trying double pedal patterns having just one lol
Sometimes all it takes is the push of a button.
Typically the shutdown one.
Touched grass and rock today (the latter a little harder than necessary)
Typically the shutdown one.
Touched grass and rock today (the latter a little harder than necessary)
July 16, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Sometimes all it takes is the push of a button.
Typically the shutdown one.
Touched grass and rock today (the latter a little harder than necessary)
Typically the shutdown one.
Touched grass and rock today (the latter a little harder than necessary)
Grass: touched
Even in SF 🫡
Even in SF 🫡
July 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Grass: touched
Even in SF 🫡
Even in SF 🫡
Wizards of the Coast said Amsterdam is the Venice of the North.
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
Think about making better sets instead of partnering with Marvel??? Thanks.
Sincerely, an Italian guy who doesn't even like Venice and has been living in Amsterdam for the last 4 years
🤠
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
Think about making better sets instead of partnering with Marvel??? Thanks.
Sincerely, an Italian guy who doesn't even like Venice and has been living in Amsterdam for the last 4 years
🤠
June 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Wizards of the Coast said Amsterdam is the Venice of the North.
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
Think about making better sets instead of partnering with Marvel??? Thanks.
Sincerely, an Italian guy who doesn't even like Venice and has been living in Amsterdam for the last 4 years
🤠
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
Think about making better sets instead of partnering with Marvel??? Thanks.
Sincerely, an Italian guy who doesn't even like Venice and has been living in Amsterdam for the last 4 years
🤠
We should all get more matching tattoos with friends, they are SO fun
(Only small ones in the summer unless you want to sweat like crazy)
(Only small ones in the summer unless you want to sweat like crazy)
June 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
We should all get more matching tattoos with friends, they are SO fun
(Only small ones in the summer unless you want to sweat like crazy)
(Only small ones in the summer unless you want to sweat like crazy)
Band mascotte and logo reveal LESGOOOO
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Say hello to Billy Mosh 🏃
We are still looking for a drummer in Berlin
Requirements: metal(core) drummer, double pedal, if you know anyone let me knoww
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Say hello to Billy Mosh 🏃
We are still looking for a drummer in Berlin
Requirements: metal(core) drummer, double pedal, if you know anyone let me knoww
June 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Band mascotte and logo reveal LESGOOOO
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Say hello to Billy Mosh 🏃
We are still looking for a drummer in Berlin
Requirements: metal(core) drummer, double pedal, if you know anyone let me knoww
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Say hello to Billy Mosh 🏃
We are still looking for a drummer in Berlin
Requirements: metal(core) drummer, double pedal, if you know anyone let me knoww
Today in Leipzig at the function 🙏
It's not day drinking if it's Friday and bands start playing at 1PM 🏃
It's not day drinking if it's Friday and bands start playing at 1PM 🏃
June 26, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Today in Leipzig at the function 🙏
It's not day drinking if it's Friday and bands start playing at 1PM 🏃
It's not day drinking if it's Friday and bands start playing at 1PM 🏃
BYE DENVER
See you next time 🫡
See you next time 🫡
May 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
BYE DENVER
See you next time 🫡
See you next time 🫡
For a second I thought we really got a My Little Pony set in Magic the Gathering but it's Secrets Lair so it doesn't matter for Standard. Phew.
After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol
This is legal in non-standard tournaments.
I can't.
After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol
This is legal in non-standard tournaments.
I can't.
April 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
For a second I thought we really got a My Little Pony set in Magic the Gathering but it's Secrets Lair so it doesn't matter for Standard. Phew.
After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol
This is legal in non-standard tournaments.
I can't.
After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol
This is legal in non-standard tournaments.
I can't.
I made a misoyaki sauce, I have no idea why I tried but it worked wonders on fresh tuna filets
April 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I made a misoyaki sauce, I have no idea why I tried but it worked wonders on fresh tuna filets
And it's all a badly vibe-coded TUI in Typescript - as any other AI tool lol
April 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
And it's all a badly vibe-coded TUI in Typescript - as any other AI tool lol
It's not day drinking if there's coffee in it
Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol
Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫡
KUBECON OVER BYE
Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol
Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫡
KUBECON OVER BYE
March 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It's not day drinking if there's coffee in it
Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol
Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫡
KUBECON OVER BYE
Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol
Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫡
KUBECON OVER BYE
Which band tee should I wear for my final talk at KubeCon?
Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫡
Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫡
March 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Which band tee should I wear for my final talk at KubeCon?
Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫡
Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫡
My honest reaction to 99%* of people's music taste including this guy who unironically stated a Metallica album is in his top 10 ever
Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks)
* 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.
Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks)
* 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.
March 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
My honest reaction to 99%* of people's music taste including this guy who unironically stated a Metallica album is in his top 10 ever
Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks)
* 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.
Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks)
* 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.
Scientific proof that the stache makes 80% of my outfit lol
March 2, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Scientific proof that the stache makes 80% of my outfit lol
Folks I basically stopped speaking and am retiring next year, you should've selected me when I needed the visibility lmao
Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)
Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)
March 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Folks I basically stopped speaking and am retiring next year, you should've selected me when I needed the visibility lmao
Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)
Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)
Just putting this one out here
March 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Just putting this one out here
So it's not about AI driven autonomous weapons being an Orwellian horror, it's about them not being reliable/accurate enough?
Right. Dario is the new Peter now.
Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.
Right. Dario is the new Peter now.
Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.
March 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
So it's not about AI driven autonomous weapons being an Orwellian horror, it's about them not being reliable/accurate enough?
Right. Dario is the new Peter now.
Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.
Right. Dario is the new Peter now.
Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.
I won't accept opinions on workers rights.
Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.
Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.
February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I won't accept opinions on workers rights.
Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.
Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.
Basically what Kelsey said:
I'm planning to move away from Google as well (keeping the accounts for external collab)
I'm planning to move away from Google as well (keeping the accounts for external collab)
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Basically what Kelsey said:
I'm planning to move away from Google as well (keeping the accounts for external collab)
I'm planning to move away from Google as well (keeping the accounts for external collab)
Gonna finally be crowdkilling (with) my fellow hardcore kids tonight
IT'S SUNAMI TIME BABY
(Opening for Counterparts)
It's good to be back 🫡
IT'S SUNAMI TIME BABY
(Opening for Counterparts)
It's good to be back 🫡
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Gonna finally be crowdkilling (with) my fellow hardcore kids tonight
IT'S SUNAMI TIME BABY
(Opening for Counterparts)
It's good to be back 🫡
IT'S SUNAMI TIME BABY
(Opening for Counterparts)
It's good to be back 🫡