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The state motto of Texas should not be Friendship, it should be Emotional Trauma.
July 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The state motto of Texas should not be Friendship, it should be Emotional Trauma.
Why are you wishing me a blessed day?
July 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Why are you wishing me a blessed day?
Some of the most gullible and stupidest fucking people in this country work in sales and marketing!
July 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Some of the most gullible and stupidest fucking people in this country work in sales and marketing!
Good fucking riddance!
July 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Good fucking riddance!
A glass of champagne?
July 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
A glass of champagne?
Can’t watch any match involving Argentina!
July 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Can’t watch any match involving Argentina!
US Soccer will always suck! American culture does not lend itself to excellence in this sport.
July 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
US Soccer will always suck! American culture does not lend itself to excellence in this sport.
Trump just jinxed the US by intervening in a red card judgement. The US will now lose as a result.
July 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Trump just jinxed the US by intervening in a red card judgement. The US will now lose as a result.
No one gives a shit what you did for the Fourth of July!
July 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
No one gives a shit what you did for the Fourth of July!
Happy Fourth from the country that doesn’t come close to living up to its constitutional values but enjoys putting on corny displays of patriotism like small town parades with flags, fire trucks, and marching cheer leaders. Enjoy!
July 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Happy Fourth from the country that doesn’t come close to living up to its constitutional values but enjoys putting on corny displays of patriotism like small town parades with flags, fire trucks, and marching cheer leaders. Enjoy!
Father’s Day should be moved to a Saturday! What kind of bullshit is it that dads have to go home early for work the next day because it falls on a Sunday. Must have been some religious reason like celebrating the virtues of fatherhood in the eyes of the lord. Give me an f’ing break!
June 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Father’s Day should be moved to a Saturday! What kind of bullshit is it that dads have to go home early for work the next day because it falls on a Sunday. Must have been some religious reason like celebrating the virtues of fatherhood in the eyes of the lord. Give me an f’ing break!
Ever since I started drinking more spirits and smoking cigars I feel I have a renewed sense of purpose!
June 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Ever since I started drinking more spirits and smoking cigars I feel I have a renewed sense of purpose!
I am willing to pay $10 per gallon of gas just to watch MAGA redneck pickup truck goons scream.
June 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I am willing to pay $10 per gallon of gas just to watch MAGA redneck pickup truck goons scream.
The orange one will probably chicken out and not attend Game 3, let’s hope.
June 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
The orange one will probably chicken out and not attend Game 3, let’s hope.
For unapologetic junk food there is nothing like Jack in the Box. Tacos, egg rolls and churros among the most junk worthy and delicious when the mood strikes. No presumptions of contributing to good health. Exactly what one needs in these horrible times lead by the worst regime imaginable.
June 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
For unapologetic junk food there is nothing like Jack in the Box. Tacos, egg rolls and churros among the most junk worthy and delicious when the mood strikes. No presumptions of contributing to good health. Exactly what one needs in these horrible times lead by the worst regime imaginable.
Premium cigars and spirits help get through the day considering how horrible the world has become.
June 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Premium cigars and spirits help get through the day considering how horrible the world has become.
The world is going to shit but I bought a Coravin to improve my wine experience. Because who knows, it might all end tomorrow and I certainly don’t want to miss out on some premium tastings.
May 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The world is going to shit but I bought a Coravin to improve my wine experience. Because who knows, it might all end tomorrow and I certainly don’t want to miss out on some premium tastings.
The world is going to shit and I find I am not drinking enough wine. I have decided to buy a Coravin so I don’t have to wait for friends to open up a bottle.
May 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The world is going to shit and I find I am not drinking enough wine. I have decided to buy a Coravin so I don’t have to wait for friends to open up a bottle.
There are enough point persons in the opposition to this regime voicing important opposition views. Best we can do is defund the regime by being conscious about where we spend our money.
May 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
There are enough point persons in the opposition to this regime voicing important opposition views. Best we can do is defund the regime by being conscious about where we spend our money.
I would rather have a big slice of pecan pie with ice cream.
May 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I would rather have a big slice of pecan pie with ice cream.
Kendall Jackson Chardonnay is housewife wine. Can we say that? There are more interesting choices at that price point worth exploring.
May 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Kendall Jackson Chardonnay is housewife wine. Can we say that? There are more interesting choices at that price point worth exploring.
Abraham Lincoln should have let the South go. The Gettysburg Address should have read, “don’t let the door kick you in the ass on the way out!” The country today would be better off.
May 14, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Abraham Lincoln should have let the South go. The Gettysburg Address should have read, “don’t let the door kick you in the ass on the way out!” The country today would be better off.
$4.79 a gallon for premium, ouch!
May 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
$4.79 a gallon for premium, ouch!
Why do many of these supposedly tough MAGAs drink Michelob Ultra and other incredibly light beers?
May 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Why do many of these supposedly tough MAGAs drink Michelob Ultra and other incredibly light beers?