Count Fluffula
@mccanncreates.bsky.social
A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉
#artsky #adhd
#artsky #adhd
That was not a fun activity. 4 out of 10. Would not recommend.
July 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
That was not a fun activity. 4 out of 10. Would not recommend.
Do NOT shrink.
Do NOT make yourself small.
Do NOT hide yourself from others.
You ARE worthy.
You ARE important.
You ARE here.
So LIVE goddamit.
Take chances.
Fuck up.
Fail.
You ARE beautiful because you exist.
Do NOT make yourself small.
Do NOT hide yourself from others.
You ARE worthy.
You ARE important.
You ARE here.
So LIVE goddamit.
Take chances.
Fuck up.
Fail.
You ARE beautiful because you exist.
July 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Do NOT shrink.
Do NOT make yourself small.
Do NOT hide yourself from others.
You ARE worthy.
You ARE important.
You ARE here.
So LIVE goddamit.
Take chances.
Fuck up.
Fail.
You ARE beautiful because you exist.
Do NOT make yourself small.
Do NOT hide yourself from others.
You ARE worthy.
You ARE important.
You ARE here.
So LIVE goddamit.
Take chances.
Fuck up.
Fail.
You ARE beautiful because you exist.
Hmm. Seems to me that if you were proud, you wouldn’t hide your face.
July 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Hmm. Seems to me that if you were proud, you wouldn’t hide your face.
I identify as a half eaten donut.
July 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I identify as a half eaten donut.
*Crashes into a utility pole*
Cop: Sir, are you okay?
Me: I think so.
Cop: I’ve called an ambulance.
Me: Better call animal control too.
Cop: Why?
Me: Because the spider the caused the accident might still be in here.
Cop: Sir, are you okay?
Me: I think so.
Cop: I’ve called an ambulance.
Me: Better call animal control too.
Cop: Why?
Me: Because the spider the caused the accident might still be in here.
June 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
*Crashes into a utility pole*
Cop: Sir, are you okay?
Me: I think so.
Cop: I’ve called an ambulance.
Me: Better call animal control too.
Cop: Why?
Me: Because the spider the caused the accident might still be in here.
Cop: Sir, are you okay?
Me: I think so.
Cop: I’ve called an ambulance.
Me: Better call animal control too.
Cop: Why?
Me: Because the spider the caused the accident might still be in here.
Regarding universities cutting liberal arts and humanities programs: I will never understand humanity seeking to remove the opportunity to learn about or experience humanity. Instead of teaching young adults what to think, teach them how to think.
June 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Regarding universities cutting liberal arts and humanities programs: I will never understand humanity seeking to remove the opportunity to learn about or experience humanity. Instead of teaching young adults what to think, teach them how to think.
I wonder if the Aliens would consider taking MAGA and their leader for “observation”, permanently.
June 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I wonder if the Aliens would consider taking MAGA and their leader for “observation”, permanently.
You win some, you lose some. Mostly, life’s a draw.
May 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
You win some, you lose some. Mostly, life’s a draw.
Reposted by Count Fluffula
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
May 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
Reposted by Count Fluffula
don’t worry if someone doesn’t text you back. people are usually on their phones every minute of every day until they die.
May 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
don’t worry if someone doesn’t text you back. people are usually on their phones every minute of every day until they die.
Me: Is he dead yet?
Universe: No. But he's definitely on the list.
Universe: No. But he's definitely on the list.
May 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Me: Is he dead yet?
Universe: No. But he's definitely on the list.
Universe: No. But he's definitely on the list.
Me: This timeline feels glitchy.
Universe: Wait until the mandatory update.
Universe: Wait until the mandatory update.
May 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Me: This timeline feels glitchy.
Universe: Wait until the mandatory update.
Universe: Wait until the mandatory update.
Humans: Can things get any worse?
Universe: I spent 13.8 billion years practicing, yes.
Universe: I spent 13.8 billion years practicing, yes.
May 27, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Humans: Can things get any worse?
Universe: I spent 13.8 billion years practicing, yes.
Universe: I spent 13.8 billion years practicing, yes.
Humans: We’ve had enough!
Universe: That’s adorable.
Universe: That’s adorable.
May 27, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Humans: We’ve had enough!
Universe: That’s adorable.
Universe: That’s adorable.
A…D…H…D
Like the shifting patterns of a dream, my thoughts become a visual symphony of chaos and harmony. I strive to pull moments of chaos into order, even as unpredictability continues to shape me. I refuse to remain still.
Acrylic on canvas.
Like the shifting patterns of a dream, my thoughts become a visual symphony of chaos and harmony. I strive to pull moments of chaos into order, even as unpredictability continues to shape me. I refuse to remain still.
Acrylic on canvas.
May 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
A…D…H…D
Like the shifting patterns of a dream, my thoughts become a visual symphony of chaos and harmony. I strive to pull moments of chaos into order, even as unpredictability continues to shape me. I refuse to remain still.
Acrylic on canvas.
Like the shifting patterns of a dream, my thoughts become a visual symphony of chaos and harmony. I strive to pull moments of chaos into order, even as unpredictability continues to shape me. I refuse to remain still.
Acrylic on canvas.
Your daily reminder, as if you needed one:
Trump is a piece of shit on the bottom of our shoes.
Trump is a piece of shit on the bottom of our shoes.
May 16, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Your daily reminder, as if you needed one:
Trump is a piece of shit on the bottom of our shoes.
Trump is a piece of shit on the bottom of our shoes.
This is bullshit.
- Americans
- Americans
May 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is bullshit.
- Americans
- Americans
Bold & bare, he brandished basil.
April 29, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Bold & bare, he brandished basil.
Human wakes up.
Human opens up social media.
Human posts stupid shit, hoping to go viral.
Human thinks, “I so smart. I’m the ish.”
Human gets annihilated in comments section.
Human gets mad and defensive.
Human gets annihilated again.
I love the internet.
😆❤️💀
Human opens up social media.
Human posts stupid shit, hoping to go viral.
Human thinks, “I so smart. I’m the ish.”
Human gets annihilated in comments section.
Human gets mad and defensive.
Human gets annihilated again.
I love the internet.
😆❤️💀
April 22, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Human wakes up.
Human opens up social media.
Human posts stupid shit, hoping to go viral.
Human thinks, “I so smart. I’m the ish.”
Human gets annihilated in comments section.
Human gets mad and defensive.
Human gets annihilated again.
I love the internet.
😆❤️💀
Human opens up social media.
Human posts stupid shit, hoping to go viral.
Human thinks, “I so smart. I’m the ish.”
Human gets annihilated in comments section.
Human gets mad and defensive.
Human gets annihilated again.
I love the internet.
😆❤️💀
I have nothing to offer. Won’t you come along with me on this journey of “Meh”.
April 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I have nothing to offer. Won’t you come along with me on this journey of “Meh”.
A Wookiee knows a tyrant when he sees one. #ishedeadyet
April 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
A Wookiee knows a tyrant when he sees one. #ishedeadyet
