Matthew Cooper
@mcooperbooks.bsky.social
Editor,author,35 yrs in publishing
Editor of anthologies SURPRISING MYSELF and FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS
Author of HAPPY HOLIGAYS and a short story collection COLLEGE JOCKS AND FRAT HOUSE BROS
Available for Developmental Editing on Reedsy. PM for deets.
Editor of anthologies SURPRISING MYSELF and FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS
Author of HAPPY HOLIGAYS and a short story collection COLLEGE JOCKS AND FRAT HOUSE BROS
Available for Developmental Editing on Reedsy. PM for deets.
I'm seeing people in my peripheral vision that aren't there more often than in the past. Why?
1. It's an age thing.
2. I have a stalker.
3. I'm seeing dead people.
1. It's an age thing.
2. I have a stalker.
3. I'm seeing dead people.
July 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I'm seeing people in my peripheral vision that aren't there more often than in the past. Why?
1. It's an age thing.
2. I have a stalker.
3. I'm seeing dead people.
1. It's an age thing.
2. I have a stalker.
3. I'm seeing dead people.
Remember that meme, 'In a world full of princesses, be a hot dog?'
Is it time for the 'Where Are They Now?'
#Ainsley #hotdogprincess #meme
Is it time for the 'Where Are They Now?'
#Ainsley #hotdogprincess #meme
July 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Remember that meme, 'In a world full of princesses, be a hot dog?'
Is it time for the 'Where Are They Now?'
#Ainsley #hotdogprincess #meme
Is it time for the 'Where Are They Now?'
#Ainsley #hotdogprincess #meme
Close ups of grimacing faces. And the question is — World Cup or gay porn?
July 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Close ups of grimacing faces. And the question is — World Cup or gay porn?
My kitchen counter is magical! An avocado can be harvest, packed, distributed, delivered to a supermarket, sit there until I buy it. It'll still be as hard as a rock on my kitchen counter, but the next day when I wake up, it's already over-ripe! Magic!
June 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
My kitchen counter is magical! An avocado can be harvest, packed, distributed, delivered to a supermarket, sit there until I buy it. It'll still be as hard as a rock on my kitchen counter, but the next day when I wake up, it's already over-ripe! Magic!
I’m tired of giving companies my feedback for free. Probably slightly hypocritical because, you know, book reviews.
CVS, it was a lovely experience, but buying SPF doesn’t warrant an online questionnaire.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been asked to provide feedback on?
CVS, it was a lovely experience, but buying SPF doesn’t warrant an online questionnaire.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been asked to provide feedback on?
May 21, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I’m tired of giving companies my feedback for free. Probably slightly hypocritical because, you know, book reviews.
CVS, it was a lovely experience, but buying SPF doesn’t warrant an online questionnaire.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been asked to provide feedback on?
CVS, it was a lovely experience, but buying SPF doesn’t warrant an online questionnaire.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been asked to provide feedback on?
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
May 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Why did you stop using the hand dryer if your hands aren’t dry yet?
May 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Why did you stop using the hand dryer if your hands aren’t dry yet?
Pickleball is the Dungeons and Dragons of exercise.
April 21, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Pickleball is the Dungeons and Dragons of exercise.
Wow, this is so spot on. Really hit the mark! #genx
Psychology of Gen X
YouTube video by Psychology Simplified
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Wow, this is so spot on. Really hit the mark! #genx
My short story, THE ADJUNCT, is now in the Top 20 in Gay Erotica on Amazon. If you have Kindle Unlimited, you can read for free. And if you love it, please consider leaving a rave review.
If you want more, it's also available in the anthology FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS (for purchase - not in KU).
If you want more, it's also available in the anthology FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS (for purchase - not in KU).
The Adjunct
The Adjunct - Kindle edition by Cooper, Matthew. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Adjunct.
www.amazon.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
My short story, THE ADJUNCT, is now in the Top 20 in Gay Erotica on Amazon. If you have Kindle Unlimited, you can read for free. And if you love it, please consider leaving a rave review.
If you want more, it's also available in the anthology FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS (for purchase - not in KU).
If you want more, it's also available in the anthology FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS (for purchase - not in KU).
If CNN is going to block articles unless you have a subscription, then they should block the ads that come with the inaccessible content.
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
If CNN is going to block articles unless you have a subscription, then they should block the ads that come with the inaccessible content.
I really miss Donald Duck. I think it's time for a new big movie. And he should bring along his twink nephews.
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I really miss Donald Duck. I think it's time for a new big movie. And he should bring along his twink nephews.
A short story from FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS is now available on KU. KU members: you can sample one of the stories from the collection for free! And if you love it, please consider buying the full volume or my short story collection COLLEGE JOCKS AND FRAT HOUSE BROS
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFXSLYGN/
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFXSLYGN/
The Adjunct
The Adjunct - Kindle edition by Cooper, Matthew. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Adjunct.
www.amazon.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
A short story from FRAT BOYS AND DORM ROOMS is now available on KU. KU members: you can sample one of the stories from the collection for free! And if you love it, please consider buying the full volume or my short story collection COLLEGE JOCKS AND FRAT HOUSE BROS
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFXSLYGN/
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFXSLYGN/
African safari. A few pictures. What an experience!
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
African safari. A few pictures. What an experience!
Don't forget to celebrate the holidays by buying a copy of my holiday romcom, HAPPY HOLIGAYS!
www.amazon.com/Happy-Holiga...
www.amazon.com/Happy-Holiga...
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Don't forget to celebrate the holidays by buying a copy of my holiday romcom, HAPPY HOLIGAYS!
www.amazon.com/Happy-Holiga...
www.amazon.com/Happy-Holiga...
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What should we call the new White House ballroom:
1. The Barack & Michelle Obama Ballroom
2. Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
3. Bette Midler Auditorium
4. Jasmine Crockett Hall
1. The Barack & Michelle Obama Ballroom
2. Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
3. Bette Midler Auditorium
4. Jasmine Crockett Hall
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What should we call the new White House ballroom:
1. The Barack & Michelle Obama Ballroom
2. Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
3. Bette Midler Auditorium
4. Jasmine Crockett Hall
1. The Barack & Michelle Obama Ballroom
2. Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
3. Bette Midler Auditorium
4. Jasmine Crockett Hall
It’s the start of a prime year for me.
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s the start of a prime year for me.
Why is every drag queen introduced as ‘the one and only?’ Like did anyone ever expect two of the same?
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Why is every drag queen introduced as ‘the one and only?’ Like did anyone ever expect two of the same?
Strike that, reverse it! We've decided on a new title and cover art for my fun, holiday, romcom novella. Now (re-)available for your enjoyment.
Please check out HAPPY HOLIGAYS, by me, Matthew Cooper.
Now available in ebook; coming soon, like in a matter of days, in audio!
Please check out HAPPY HOLIGAYS, by me, Matthew Cooper.
Now available in ebook; coming soon, like in a matter of days, in audio!
August 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Strike that, reverse it! We've decided on a new title and cover art for my fun, holiday, romcom novella. Now (re-)available for your enjoyment.
Please check out HAPPY HOLIGAYS, by me, Matthew Cooper.
Now available in ebook; coming soon, like in a matter of days, in audio!
Please check out HAPPY HOLIGAYS, by me, Matthew Cooper.
Now available in ebook; coming soon, like in a matter of days, in audio!
Joe Burrow looks like the love child of Macaulay Culkin and Colin Jost. ❤️🥰❤️
July 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Joe Burrow looks like the love child of Macaulay Culkin and Colin Jost. ❤️🥰❤️
The worst thing about insomnia is when you tell someone that you couldn’t fall asleep, and then they ask, ‘Why?’
July 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The worst thing about insomnia is when you tell someone that you couldn’t fall asleep, and then they ask, ‘Why?’
Pre-order HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS, my new gay holiday romcom novella! Available now!
Homo for the Holidays
Homo for the Holidays - Kindle edition by Cooper, Matthew. Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
www.amazon.com
June 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pre-order HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS, my new gay holiday romcom novella! Available now!
Something you can’t say in Asbury Park this week, checking out a slim young blond muscular twink on the stand: “Now that’s a lifeguard I’d love to impale.”
June 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Something you can’t say in Asbury Park this week, checking out a slim young blond muscular twink on the stand: “Now that’s a lifeguard I’d love to impale.”