mdXpnd
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Some Nudity Can Be Found.
(It’s just nakedsy)
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{Open Minded}
Hopeful but it’s waning
(It’s just nakedsy)
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{Open Minded}
Hopeful but it’s waning
The similarities are hard to miss also. Yum. 😈🏆
July 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The similarities are hard to miss also. Yum. 😈🏆
“Boys will be boys”. Everyone USED to understand us. 😈
July 25, 2026 at 1:29 AM
“Boys will be boys”. Everyone USED to understand us. 😈
Must be coke… no sting 😈
July 25, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Must be coke… no sting 😈
The dead soul is a nice touch.
July 25, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The dead soul is a nice touch.
Why oh why, when I have construction guys at my place do I not get one of these perfectly married, chubby-dicked pervs wackin it!? And he makes noise! 🏆
July 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Why oh why, when I have construction guys at my place do I not get one of these perfectly married, chubby-dicked pervs wackin it!? And he makes noise! 🏆
“Be right back, babe… Josh’s rig broke down *again* up near Bigceeoqu Road…” 🤤
July 11, 2026 at 9:46 AM
“Be right back, babe… Josh’s rig broke down *again* up near Bigceeoqu Road…” 🤤
I don’t get it… if I may quote Ms. Janeane Garofalo in the Oscar nominated (that part was in a fever dream) film *Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion*, “What a waste of a tank of gas…”
You don’t get a capable cock like that & then have it jerked off quietly. Blasphemous! I’m ashamed of all of you.
You don’t get a capable cock like that & then have it jerked off quietly. Blasphemous! I’m ashamed of all of you.
July 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I don’t get it… if I may quote Ms. Janeane Garofalo in the Oscar nominated (that part was in a fever dream) film *Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion*, “What a waste of a tank of gas…”
You don’t get a capable cock like that & then have it jerked off quietly. Blasphemous! I’m ashamed of all of you.
You don’t get a capable cock like that & then have it jerked off quietly. Blasphemous! I’m ashamed of all of you.
Here, here.
{at one point, I just punched my inner doubt’s fucking face in. “Not going another 30 years listening to YOU!” 🥊
I mean, it’s been awkward and shit… tween us since, but… 😁
for real… you rocked that red, white & blue!}
{at one point, I just punched my inner doubt’s fucking face in. “Not going another 30 years listening to YOU!” 🥊
I mean, it’s been awkward and shit… tween us since, but… 😁
for real… you rocked that red, white & blue!}
July 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Here, here.
{at one point, I just punched my inner doubt’s fucking face in. “Not going another 30 years listening to YOU!” 🥊
I mean, it’s been awkward and shit… tween us since, but… 😁
for real… you rocked that red, white & blue!}
{at one point, I just punched my inner doubt’s fucking face in. “Not going another 30 years listening to YOU!” 🥊
I mean, it’s been awkward and shit… tween us since, but… 😁
for real… you rocked that red, white & blue!}
I was gonna say something about the slave thing but you and your cunty attitude made me wanna flick something at you. Go pet your dumb cat. Fucking cat people.
July 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I was gonna say something about the slave thing but you and your cunty attitude made me wanna flick something at you. Go pet your dumb cat. Fucking cat people.
I’m watching this as I my family blah blah blah’s on July 4th. All it makes me feel is even more numb from the “wrecked hole” that is existence today. This handsome and well-hung man truly has it all. No nags, no cares, nice things and a proper phone to record it all. He is, for that moment, king.
July 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I’m watching this as I my family blah blah blah’s on July 4th. All it makes me feel is even more numb from the “wrecked hole” that is existence today. This handsome and well-hung man truly has it all. No nags, no cares, nice things and a proper phone to record it all. He is, for that moment, king.
“Be mindful of ticks!” *every time…I yell this to him… does he listen? Who knows… goodness, and there goes Junior…always running after his fuuhhaaathahhh… what they do over in those woods, who knows… me? Huh! I stay here… always here. Making them a nice roast to come home to. My thanks? Who knows…?*
July 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“Be mindful of ticks!” *every time…I yell this to him… does he listen? Who knows… goodness, and there goes Junior…always running after his fuuhhaaathahhh… what they do over in those woods, who knows… me? Huh! I stay here… always here. Making them a nice roast to come home to. My thanks? Who knows…?*
Yet, it’s us living in that fire throughout THIS life. This is hell. It’s just part of where we are imo. We have/will fight & progress… then be pushed back in the next pendulum swing. I’m not someone who identifies as “queer”, but that doesn’t mean I push aside anyone who does. G or Q, igotyou
July 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Yet, it’s us living in that fire throughout THIS life. This is hell. It’s just part of where we are imo. We have/will fight & progress… then be pushed back in the next pendulum swing. I’m not someone who identifies as “queer”, but that doesn’t mean I push aside anyone who does. G or Q, igotyou
“Markwayne”… I blame his parents for steering him toward a life of being the snake that needs a strong pickax.
July 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
“Markwayne”… I blame his parents for steering him toward a life of being the snake that needs a strong pickax.
Then he’d rip the wretched man-made dentures from my mouth that were made of other men’s teeth, animal teeth and bone, and then likely have one of, if not many of his slaves whip us up something for supper! “Why, I sure could go for some potato salad! What were we talking about again?”
July 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Then he’d rip the wretched man-made dentures from my mouth that were made of other men’s teeth, animal teeth and bone, and then likely have one of, if not many of his slaves whip us up something for supper! “Why, I sure could go for some potato salad! What were we talking about again?”
I often wonder how THEY are able to afford food and such. Or do they think this is the proper cost for food things?
July 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I often wonder how THEY are able to afford food and such. Or do they think this is the proper cost for food things?
*Dislocates jaw to swallow dad* 🎆
July 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
*Dislocates jaw to swallow dad* 🎆
I do so love a head that can lock inside. 🏆
July 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I do so love a head that can lock inside. 🏆
I want to site him for wearing a face warmer whilst being so attractive… which I often do to those for whom it applies, but I can’t really. Having seen the manhood area— he’s just keeping it real. Plus, and this is so key, he’s so handsome. He even has a sparkle in his eyes! 🏆
July 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I want to site him for wearing a face warmer whilst being so attractive… which I often do to those for whom it applies, but I can’t really. Having seen the manhood area— he’s just keeping it real. Plus, and this is so key, he’s so handsome. He even has a sparkle in his eyes! 🏆
Just exactly what needs to be seen for exactly the right kind of afternoon. Woof
July 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Just exactly what needs to be seen for exactly the right kind of afternoon. Woof
Like, “Adorbs-Cute” flavor. Shame about the facial hair… smooth is more evil. 😈
May 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Like, “Adorbs-Cute” flavor. Shame about the facial hair… smooth is more evil. 😈