The Mead Hall Returning Officer
@meadhallrofficer.bsky.social
Independent verifier of Wülferhampton elections.
Located in the oubliette, behind the dragon.
Located in the oubliette, behind the dragon.
I can confirm that this is mostly 'almost' true.
A full, thorough, and entirely impartial investigation has returned a verdict of suicide by means of holding his own head down in a vat of mead whilst repeatedly stabbing himself in the back.
My thoughts would be with his family if they hadn't all perished attempting his rescue.
My thoughts would be with his family if they hadn't all perished attempting his rescue.
Sad news to report.
Aethlwold the undrowned has, apparently, drowned.
Coelnoth the undecapitated and Leofwine the not yet thrown from a window have been taken into protective custody to prevent any further attempts to subvert the 'democratic' process.
Aethlwold the undrowned has, apparently, drowned.
Coelnoth the undecapitated and Leofwine the not yet thrown from a window have been taken into protective custody to prevent any further attempts to subvert the 'democratic' process.
October 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I can confirm that this is mostly 'almost' true.
Sad news to report.
Aethlwold the undrowned has, apparently, drowned.
Coelnoth the undecapitated and Leofwine the not yet thrown from a window have been taken into protective custody to prevent any further attempts to subvert the 'democratic' process.
Aethlwold the undrowned has, apparently, drowned.
Coelnoth the undecapitated and Leofwine the not yet thrown from a window have been taken into protective custody to prevent any further attempts to subvert the 'democratic' process.
The duly approved applicants for the position of Bretwalda are as follows.
Coelnoth the presently undecapitated.
Leofwine the not yet defenestrated.
Wulfhelm. Incumbent.
Aethelwold the currently undrowned.
Coelnoth the presently undecapitated.
Leofwine the not yet defenestrated.
Wulfhelm. Incumbent.
Aethelwold the currently undrowned.
October 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Sad news to report.
Aethlwold the undrowned has, apparently, drowned.
Coelnoth the undecapitated and Leofwine the not yet thrown from a window have been taken into protective custody to prevent any further attempts to subvert the 'democratic' process.
Aethlwold the undrowned has, apparently, drowned.
Coelnoth the undecapitated and Leofwine the not yet thrown from a window have been taken into protective custody to prevent any further attempts to subvert the 'democratic' process.
Statement from the Office of the Mead Hall Returning Officer.
Applications for the upcoming election to the Bretwaldaship are now closed.
A full list of candidates will be published in due course.
That is all.
Applications for the upcoming election to the Bretwaldaship are now closed.
A full list of candidates will be published in due course.
That is all.
September 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Statement from the Office of the Mead Hall Returning Officer.
Applications for the upcoming election to the Bretwaldaship are now closed.
A full list of candidates will be published in due course.
That is all.
Applications for the upcoming election to the Bretwaldaship are now closed.
A full list of candidates will be published in due course.
That is all.
Statement from the Office of the Mead Hall Returning Officer.
In accordance with ancient tradition the nominees for the Bretwaldaship will be announced in the second week of the tenth month.
Nominations remain open*
*Terms and conditions apply.
In accordance with ancient tradition the nominees for the Bretwaldaship will be announced in the second week of the tenth month.
Nominations remain open*
*Terms and conditions apply.
September 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Statement from the Office of the Mead Hall Returning Officer.
In accordance with ancient tradition the nominees for the Bretwaldaship will be announced in the second week of the tenth month.
Nominations remain open*
*Terms and conditions apply.
In accordance with ancient tradition the nominees for the Bretwaldaship will be announced in the second week of the tenth month.
Nominations remain open*
*Terms and conditions apply.
It has been brought to our attention that by nefarious means an imitation of this true and legitimate @Wülferhampton.Gov acc has been created.
Should there be any doubts in the minds of you good folk of Wülferhampton as to which is we suggest you compare the ages of both this acc and the imposter.
Should there be any doubts in the minds of you good folk of Wülferhampton as to which is we suggest you compare the ages of both this acc and the imposter.
September 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
It has been brought to our attention that by nefarious means an imitation of this true and legitimate @Wülferhampton.Gov acc has been created.
Should there be any doubts in the minds of you good folk of Wülferhampton as to which is we suggest you compare the ages of both this acc and the imposter.
Should there be any doubts in the minds of you good folk of Wülferhampton as to which is we suggest you compare the ages of both this acc and the imposter.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
THE CANDIDATE LIST FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAS NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED AND WILL BE RELEASED IN DUE COURSE!
THAT IS ALL!
THE CANDIDATE LIST FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAS NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED AND WILL BE RELEASED IN DUE COURSE!
THAT IS ALL!
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
THE CANDIDATE LIST FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAS NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED AND WILL BE RELEASED IN DUE COURSE!
THAT IS ALL!
THE CANDIDATE LIST FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAS NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED AND WILL BE RELEASED IN DUE COURSE!
THAT IS ALL!
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
ALL CANDIDATES FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAVE NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED!
UPDATES TO FOLLOW!
ALL CANDIDATES FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAVE NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED!
UPDATES TO FOLLOW!
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
ALL CANDIDATES FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAVE NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED!
UPDATES TO FOLLOW!
ALL CANDIDATES FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDA HAVE NOW BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED!
UPDATES TO FOLLOW!
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
APPLICATIONS FOR THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON ARE NOW CLOSED!
A FULL LIST OF SUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES WILL FOLLOW.
THAT IS ALL.
APPLICATIONS FOR THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON ARE NOW CLOSED!
A FULL LIST OF SUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES WILL FOLLOW.
THAT IS ALL.
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
APPLICATIONS FOR THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON ARE NOW CLOSED!
A FULL LIST OF SUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES WILL FOLLOW.
THAT IS ALL.
APPLICATIONS FOR THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON ARE NOW CLOSED!
A FULL LIST OF SUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES WILL FOLLOW.
THAT IS ALL.