Tyler’s complete lack of surprise
@meandersquander.bsky.social
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
Joyfully squandering whatever’s left.
Meander-friendly rambler.
Sad songs make me happy.
Lifelong tortured Seattle sports fan.
|| he/him || Liberal AF || Fuck Cancer ||
|| GoHawks || GOMS || PNW Stan 4eva
Joyfully squandering whatever’s left.
Meander-friendly rambler.
Sad songs make me happy.
Lifelong tortured Seattle sports fan.
|| he/him || Liberal AF || Fuck Cancer ||
|| GoHawks || GOMS || PNW Stan 4eva
Nikko still haunts me
October 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Nikko still haunts me
Well, they fixed the sync… just killed the whole feed nationwide.
October 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Well, they fixed the sync… just killed the whole feed nationwide.
Peacock always being out of sync during EVERY SNF broadcast is truly impressively tragic
October 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Peacock always being out of sync during EVERY SNF broadcast is truly impressively tragic
“The after play stuff is not us”
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That IS us right now and I’m pissed about it!
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That IS us right now and I’m pissed about it!
October 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
“The after play stuff is not us”
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That IS us right now and I’m pissed about it!
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That IS us right now and I’m pissed about it!
Nick owes us a Pick 6
October 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Nick owes us a Pick 6
What if Herbert just was never very good?
October 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What if Herbert just was never very good?
Fish throw. ✅ DRINK!
October 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Fish throw. ✅ DRINK!
Stupid birds
October 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Stupid birds
This shit would drive even me to Minecraft.
October 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This shit would drive even me to Minecraft.
I started tucking in my shirt this year.
Should I be worried?
Should I be worried?
September 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I started tucking in my shirt this year.
Should I be worried?
Should I be worried?
As if “Suggested New Albums for You” isn’t evidence enough that AI is complete hogwash.
Wrong. Wrong. WRONG!
You know what I listen to and yet you recommend this shit to me. Get out robot! 🤖
Wrong. Wrong. WRONG!
You know what I listen to and yet you recommend this shit to me. Get out robot! 🤖
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 PM
As if “Suggested New Albums for You” isn’t evidence enough that AI is complete hogwash.
Wrong. Wrong. WRONG!
You know what I listen to and yet you recommend this shit to me. Get out robot! 🤖
Wrong. Wrong. WRONG!
You know what I listen to and yet you recommend this shit to me. Get out robot! 🤖
Hmm
Second game in a row….. in the first half TAKE THE DAMN POINTS
September 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Hmm
Second game in a row….. in the first half TAKE THE DAMN POINTS
September 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Second game in a row….. in the first half TAKE THE DAMN POINTS
Its officially the holiday season.
Lucero Family Christmas tickets on sale today.
See y’all in Memphis Dec 12 fam
Lucero Family Christmas tickets on sale today.
See y’all in Memphis Dec 12 fam
September 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Its officially the holiday season.
Lucero Family Christmas tickets on sale today.
See y’all in Memphis Dec 12 fam
Lucero Family Christmas tickets on sale today.
See y’all in Memphis Dec 12 fam
If you’re bringing an iced drink to an interview with me, it better be a margarita. Two would be best.
September 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If you’re bringing an iced drink to an interview with me, it better be a margarita. Two would be best.
Happy Ian Noe album release day to all that celebrate every 3-4 years.
September 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Happy Ian Noe album release day to all that celebrate every 3-4 years.
Anna Tivel.
Tractor Tavern, Seattle.
Nov. 12.
$27
Thank me later.
Tractor Tavern, Seattle.
Nov. 12.
$27
Thank me later.
September 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Anna Tivel.
Tractor Tavern, Seattle.
Nov. 12.
$27
Thank me later.
Tractor Tavern, Seattle.
Nov. 12.
$27
Thank me later.
Is JSN is the love child of Doug Baldwin and Tyler Lockett?
September 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Is JSN is the love child of Doug Baldwin and Tyler Lockett?
The play after analytics screwed us over, they run a Copilot Analytics ad. FU. Take the points.
September 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The play after analytics screwed us over, they run a Copilot Analytics ad. FU. Take the points.
Just get out of that gawd forsaken building as quickly as possible
September 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Just get out of that gawd forsaken building as quickly as possible
Woke up to a new album by Katie Pruitt.
Don’t call, I’m busy.
Don’t call, I’m busy.
September 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Woke up to a new album by Katie Pruitt.
Don’t call, I’m busy.
Don’t call, I’m busy.
Hey kids, reconsider keeping your wisdom teeth until you’re 60 and then needing to get them all pulled.
Juuuust sayin’
Juuuust sayin’
September 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hey kids, reconsider keeping your wisdom teeth until you’re 60 and then needing to get them all pulled.
Juuuust sayin’
Juuuust sayin’
Mail Call!
Cory Branan you magnificent dirty bastard! I love you.
-and yes, I apparently ordered two. I’ll let you know which color vinyl sounds better :)
Cory Branan you magnificent dirty bastard! I love you.
-and yes, I apparently ordered two. I’ll let you know which color vinyl sounds better :)
September 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Mail Call!
Cory Branan you magnificent dirty bastard! I love you.
-and yes, I apparently ordered two. I’ll let you know which color vinyl sounds better :)
Cory Branan you magnificent dirty bastard! I love you.
-and yes, I apparently ordered two. I’ll let you know which color vinyl sounds better :)
Finished binging Hard Knocks. LFG!
September 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Finished binging Hard Knocks. LFG!
Reposted by Tyler’s complete lack of surprise
My “I am not complicit” t-shirt is raising questions already answered by the shirt
September 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My “I am not complicit” t-shirt is raising questions already answered by the shirt