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@meattenderizer.bsky.social
🔞 he/it. adult. mostly here for homestuck porn
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sketch comm for @meattenderizer.bsky.social ~
#Caliborn #eggpreg
Caliborn is tough shit, so carrying an egg aint no biggy, right?
#Caliborn #eggpreg
Caliborn is tough shit, so carrying an egg aint no biggy, right?
pinning this because i require everyone who views my profile to gaze upon my eggy boy
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Prince of Heart. ♡
October 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Prince of Heart. ♡
archiveofourown.org/works/92054776 my drone season fic, COMMENCE REPRODUCTION
it's about crockertier jane getting pregnant, and pregnant, and pregnant, and having no feelings on the matter whatsoever. really, none at all. would i lie to you?
it's also like 30k words long lmao
it's about crockertier jane getting pregnant, and pregnant, and pregnant, and having no feelings on the matter whatsoever. really, none at all. would i lie to you?
it's also like 30k words long lmao
September 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/92054776 my drone season fic, COMMENCE REPRODUCTION
it's about crockertier jane getting pregnant, and pregnant, and pregnant, and having no feelings on the matter whatsoever. really, none at all. would i lie to you?
it's also like 30k words long lmao
it's about crockertier jane getting pregnant, and pregnant, and pregnant, and having no feelings on the matter whatsoever. really, none at all. would i lie to you?
it's also like 30k words long lmao
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public release: playing with food
patreon.com/localcannibal
patreon.com/localcannibal
September 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
public release: playing with food
patreon.com/localcannibal
patreon.com/localcannibal
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some sketches i found while sorting my files- dont think i posted these,,, this au just never stopped rattling around in my head,,
maybe i'll fic it someday ....
#dubcon #possession #stridercest
maybe i'll fic it someday ....
#dubcon #possession #stridercest
September 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
some sketches i found while sorting my files- dont think i posted these,,, this au just never stopped rattling around in my head,,
maybe i'll fic it someday ....
#dubcon #possession #stridercest
maybe i'll fic it someday ....
#dubcon #possession #stridercest
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Popping these here in case they have loading issues via ao3 - and if you haven't read the full fic, you can find it here: archiveofourown.org/works/92012071
September 23, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Popping these here in case they have loading issues via ao3 - and if you haven't read the full fic, you can find it here: archiveofourown.org/works/92012071
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September 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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This dog's gotta bone to pick ♠️❤️♠️❤️
My gift contribution to Drone Season 2026~
#nsfw #xenophilia #docking
archiveofourown.org/works/91970646
My gift contribution to Drone Season 2026~
#nsfw #xenophilia #docking
archiveofourown.org/works/91970646
September 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This dog's gotta bone to pick ♠️❤️♠️❤️
My gift contribution to Drone Season 2026~
#nsfw #xenophilia #docking
archiveofourown.org/works/91970646
My gift contribution to Drone Season 2026~
#nsfw #xenophilia #docking
archiveofourown.org/works/91970646
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In which Kankri finally becomes fuckable
my illustration gift for the Polyswap 2026 gift exchange~
#homesmut #forcedmasc
archiveofourown.org/works/86189306
my illustration gift for the Polyswap 2026 gift exchange~
#homesmut #forcedmasc
archiveofourown.org/works/86189306
September 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
In which Kankri finally becomes fuckable
my illustration gift for the Polyswap 2026 gift exchange~
#homesmut #forcedmasc
archiveofourown.org/works/86189306
my illustration gift for the Polyswap 2026 gift exchange~
#homesmut #forcedmasc
archiveofourown.org/works/86189306
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September 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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Thinking about Dirk straddling Dave's lap and feeding him by hand.
September 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Thinking about Dirk straddling Dave's lap and feeding him by hand.
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quick sketch comm for @lordvakarian.bsky.social ♡
September 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
quick sketch comm for @lordvakarian.bsky.social ♡
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best get to tenderizin' his meat before he puts his meat tenderizer to work hehe
crockertier john drawn up for @glubtier ✨
#windicuffs #johnjake
crockertier john drawn up for @glubtier ✨
#windicuffs #johnjake
September 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
best get to tenderizin' his meat before he puts his meat tenderizer to work hehe
crockertier john drawn up for @glubtier ✨
#windicuffs #johnjake
crockertier john drawn up for @glubtier ✨
#windicuffs #johnjake
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dirkhal • kill me slow, i wanna feel it.
September 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
dirkhal • kill me slow, i wanna feel it.
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gamdave • request
September 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
gamdave • request
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quick sketch comm for @lordvakarian.bsky.social ♡
September 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
quick sketch comm for @lordvakarian.bsky.social ♡
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September 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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“This is a bad idea,” you say. “Even for you. Wait until we get home, you’re insatiable.” When you reach for his wrist, he snaps your hand up in his larger one and pins it to the seat cushion.
“I’m full of bad ideas,”
Live Forever | by anon
archiveofourown.org/works/92268601
#alphacest #nsfw
“I’m full of bad ideas,”
Live Forever | by anon
archiveofourown.org/works/92268601
#alphacest #nsfw
September 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
“This is a bad idea,” you say. “Even for you. Wait until we get home, you’re insatiable.” When you reach for his wrist, he snaps your hand up in his larger one and pins it to the seat cushion.
“I’m full of bad ideas,”
Live Forever | by anon
archiveofourown.org/works/92268601
#alphacest #nsfw
“I’m full of bad ideas,”
Live Forever | by anon
archiveofourown.org/works/92268601
#alphacest #nsfw
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The Drone Season 2026 collection is open!
Come feast upon this trove of smut lovingly crafted by loyal imperial subjects.
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#droneseason #homesmut #fanworkexchange
Come feast upon this trove of smut lovingly crafted by loyal imperial subjects.
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#droneseason #homesmut #fanworkexchange
Drone Season 2026 - Works | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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September 13, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The Drone Season 2026 collection is open!
Come feast upon this trove of smut lovingly crafted by loyal imperial subjects.
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
#droneseason #homesmut #fanworkexchange
Come feast upon this trove of smut lovingly crafted by loyal imperial subjects.
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#droneseason #homesmut #fanworkexchange
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Dirk asscheeks thats it #stridercest #alphacest
November 13, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Dirk asscheeks thats it #stridercest #alphacest
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I think Dave should be allowed to cum inside his big bro's pussy until he's pregnant, even and especially if Dirk doesn't want to be.
September 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I think Dave should be allowed to cum inside his big bro's pussy until he's pregnant, even and especially if Dirk doesn't want to be.
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September 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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brodirkhal • submit • comm ♡
September 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
brodirkhal • submit • comm ♡
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dirkhal • in the end, what are you without me?
September 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
dirkhal • in the end, what are you without me?
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dirkhal • you're the feeling that i can't resist
September 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
dirkhal • you're the feeling that i can't resist