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Some people are going to have some feelings about this.
I’m about to play Skyrim.
For the first time.
I’m about to play Skyrim.
For the first time.
Some days are like that.
May 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Some days are like that.
I just saw @jess4va.com on The Necessary Conversation.
I remember when she was just a running mom who said she wasn’t anybody. Well look at you now.
I remember when she was just a running mom who said she wasn’t anybody. Well look at you now.
March 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I just saw @jess4va.com on The Necessary Conversation.
I remember when she was just a running mom who said she wasn’t anybody. Well look at you now.
I remember when she was just a running mom who said she wasn’t anybody. Well look at you now.
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Neither did Hitler. And when he invaded Poland he couldn’t go back.
March 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Neither did Hitler. And when he invaded Poland he couldn’t go back.
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Barron: “I don’t think he knows my name. He calls me Eric, Junior, and Barton.”
Ivanka: “Just go along with it. He calls me Stormy.”
Ivanka: “Just go along with it. He calls me Stormy.”
February 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Barron: “I don’t think he knows my name. He calls me Eric, Junior, and Barton.”
Ivanka: “Just go along with it. He calls me Stormy.”
Ivanka: “Just go along with it. He calls me Stormy.”
They suck so much
NEW: The DOJ failed to uphold constitutional rights by allowing the FBI to seize 2020 election records in Fulton County, former department officials alleged.
Their argument strengthens the Georgia county’s case over the return of the 650+ boxes of election records the federal government acquired.
Their argument strengthens the Georgia county’s case over the return of the 650+ boxes of election records the federal government acquired.
As ex-DOJ officials slam FBI seizure of Fulton County ballots, judge sends worrying signal for future elections
The officials said the DOJ recklessly failed to uphold constitutional through the raid.
www.democracydocket.com
February 26, 2026 at 10:08 PM
They suck so much
My grandkids are going to be proud I didn’t support this.
NEW YORK — “growing outrage” after a nearly blind refugee father dropped off by border patrol and left to find his way home in the cold was found dead
February 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My grandkids are going to be proud I didn’t support this.
Oh shit I forgot this was in here. What’s in here?!
February 26, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Oh shit I forgot this was in here. What’s in here?!
I have to eat a bowl of Mac and cheese I just made for my kid to make sure it’s not poisoned.
That’s just good parenting.
That’s just good parenting.
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I have to eat a bowl of Mac and cheese I just made for my kid to make sure it’s not poisoned.
That’s just good parenting.
That’s just good parenting.
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Two days ago, we discovered Trump has engaged in the most corrupt behavior of any president in history—giving secret technology to China's ally in exchange for the Trump family getting half a billion dollars.
And nobody is still talking about it. #Corruption
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
And nobody is still talking about it. #Corruption
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump accused of ‘corruption, plain and simple’ after UAE invested in family firm
White House says president is not involved in running his businesses. Ethics experts remain concerned
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Two days ago, we discovered Trump has engaged in the most corrupt behavior of any president in history—giving secret technology to China's ally in exchange for the Trump family getting half a billion dollars.
And nobody is still talking about it. #Corruption
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
And nobody is still talking about it. #Corruption
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Democratic leadership need to be waking up every morning with the singular goal of matching the energy of the heroes on the ground in Minnesota.
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Democratic leadership need to be waking up every morning with the singular goal of matching the energy of the heroes on the ground in Minnesota.
We are terrible.
A federal judge has blocked the possible deportation of a 5-year-old and his father for now
A Minnesota preschooler detained in Texas with his father cannot be imminently deported, a federal judge ruled Monday.
ground.news
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
We are terrible.
Kristy Knoem and Greg Bovino literally have the same speech.
January 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Kristy Knoem and Greg Bovino literally have the same speech.
@davidpepperoh.bsky.social my man congrats. Just signed up to volunteer.
a person is opening a can of dr pepper with a straw
Alt: a person is opening a can of dr pepper with a straw
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
@davidpepperoh.bsky.social my man congrats. Just signed up to volunteer.
The older you get the more you think about what you should eat based on the time of the day.
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The older you get the more you think about what you should eat based on the time of the day.
Damn Mamdani works fast to benefit society.
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Damn Mamdani works fast to benefit society.
I’m normally anti dementia Don but this isn’t the whole story.
He’s also struggling to protect his friends from getting exposed in the Epstein files.
I think it’s fair he could mix those up while he’s dealing with that.
He’s also struggling to protect his friends from getting exposed in the Epstein files.
I think it’s fair he could mix those up while he’s dealing with that.
Why doesn’t the President know whether he got an MRI or a CT scan??
January 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I’m normally anti dementia Don but this isn’t the whole story.
He’s also struggling to protect his friends from getting exposed in the Epstein files.
I think it’s fair he could mix those up while he’s dealing with that.
He’s also struggling to protect his friends from getting exposed in the Epstein files.
I think it’s fair he could mix those up while he’s dealing with that.
Quantum Physics can best be describe by…
a neon sign that says the game in red
Alt: a neon sign that says the game in red
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Quantum Physics can best be describe by…
Breakfast time.
Coffee and psych meds.
Coffee and psych meds.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Breakfast time.
Coffee and psych meds.
Coffee and psych meds.
Why don’t more people understand that a crueler is the best donut?
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why don’t more people understand that a crueler is the best donut?
Yes sir.
Good morning to everyone that realizes the MSM has failed us. Please support independent journalists.
August 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Yes sir.
No thanks. Tax the fuck out of you.
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.
Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
No thanks. Tax the fuck out of you.