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"Probably the only person who could make a scooter cool"
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Fuck AI, but if you've ever read the Key of Solomon it's literally page after page of this
Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."
August 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Fuck AI, but if you've ever read the Key of Solomon it's literally page after page of this
Holy shit
Your first look at the #Murderbot season 2 cast. Aka, what I did on my summer non-vacation. #PremiumQualityEntertainment
August 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Holy shit
Well well well if it isn't the beginning of the end of the whole country's inexplicable love affair with that goddamn beaver gas station
What is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
August 17, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Well well well if it isn't the beginning of the end of the whole country's inexplicable love affair with that goddamn beaver gas station
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If you're a US citizen or permanent resident located in a deep red or deep blue state and want to give somewhere that counts, this is my race that matters this year. Keep Ossoff in the Senate, if we keep what we have we only need four more:
Jon Ossoff – Official Campaign Website
Georgia is MAGA's #1 target in 2026. Donate now to help Jon fight back.
electjon.com
August 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If you're a US citizen or permanent resident located in a deep red or deep blue state and want to give somewhere that counts, this is my race that matters this year. Keep Ossoff in the Senate, if we keep what we have we only need four more:
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The Pope loved French cocaine wine so much he created a special medal for it
August 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The Pope loved French cocaine wine so much he created a special medal for it
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Reading a novel set in the late 1800s and a character casually mentions "French cocaine wine" which 1. I thought they made up and 2. Finding out it was real sent me down a rabbit hole that lasted half the day. The POPE endorsing French cocaine wine literally *mind blown*
August 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Reading a novel set in the late 1800s and a character casually mentions "French cocaine wine" which 1. I thought they made up and 2. Finding out it was real sent me down a rabbit hole that lasted half the day. The POPE endorsing French cocaine wine literally *mind blown*
not the weed of deceit!
Swaths of sargassum are blanketing the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico, suffocating shorelines and snuffing out marine life while spooking visitors in areas that depend heavily on tourism.
Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico beaches swathed in record levels of seaweed
Swaths of sargassum are blanketing the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico, suffocating shorelines and snuffing out marine life while spooking visitors in areas that depend heavily on tourism.
bit.ly
August 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
not the weed of deceit!
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wanted to contribute to Odyssey discourse but unfortunately nothing I could say is better commentary than bsky's post settings
July 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
wanted to contribute to Odyssey discourse but unfortunately nothing I could say is better commentary than bsky's post settings
Me when anyone asks my opinion
Have decided this is going to be how I teach classes from now on.
July 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Me when anyone asks my opinion
Double featured Spın̈al Tap and the sequel yesterday and it's incredibly charming how by the time of the second one, they have become The Muppets. Every big name cameo scene has the energy of an Oscar winner being clearly over the moon to share the screen with Kermit.
July 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Double featured Spın̈al Tap and the sequel yesterday and it's incredibly charming how by the time of the second one, they have become The Muppets. Every big name cameo scene has the energy of an Oscar winner being clearly over the moon to share the screen with Kermit.
Really did not expect two books I've read this year to include scenes set on the same stretch of Ponce between Green's and the Moreland intersection
July 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Really did not expect two books I've read this year to include scenes set on the same stretch of Ponce between Green's and the Moreland intersection
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Today's Yokai Doodle Charm #7
"Friends...Weird is a plus!"
If you're my friend, just sayin' weird = interesting, fascinating, and fun! Also, I love you dearly. 🥰.
#yokai #postcards #handdrawn
"Friends...Weird is a plus!"
If you're my friend, just sayin' weird = interesting, fascinating, and fun! Also, I love you dearly. 🥰.
#yokai #postcards #handdrawn
July 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Today's Yokai Doodle Charm #7
"Friends...Weird is a plus!"
If you're my friend, just sayin' weird = interesting, fascinating, and fun! Also, I love you dearly. 🥰.
#yokai #postcards #handdrawn
"Friends...Weird is a plus!"
If you're my friend, just sayin' weird = interesting, fascinating, and fun! Also, I love you dearly. 🥰.
#yokai #postcards #handdrawn
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This is like when I had a breakup in early 2020 and vowed to get out more and meet new people
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
July 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This is like when I had a breakup in early 2020 and vowed to get out more and meet new people
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I wrote a poem at the zoo. I may have been very tipsy at the time.
July 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I wrote a poem at the zoo. I may have been very tipsy at the time.
That'll be enough social media for MJ this evening
July 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
That'll be enough social media for MJ this evening
Only the best people.
July 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Only the best people.
For the first time I can remember, I've been able to go to bed at a reasonable hour for like three weeks in a row, and now I'm experiencing two days in a row of shitty sleep like a normal person, and I'm like "Wow this SUCKS"
July 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
For the first time I can remember, I've been able to go to bed at a reasonable hour for like three weeks in a row, and now I'm experiencing two days in a row of shitty sleep like a normal person, and I'm like "Wow this SUCKS"
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This tote bag I found at the dollar store.
July 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This tote bag I found at the dollar store.
OMMEGANG 3 PHILOSOPHERS SYRUP WHEN
If Belgium wins every Waho has to have tripels on tap from now on so personally I see no downside
July 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
OMMEGANG 3 PHILOSOPHERS SYRUP WHEN
If Belgium wins every Waho has to have tripels on tap from now on so personally I see no downside
July 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If Belgium wins every Waho has to have tripels on tap from now on so personally I see no downside
I was unaware that the 1980s were the 1890s but I'm thrilled about it
July 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I was unaware that the 1980s were the 1890s but I'm thrilled about it
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Your morning image
July 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Your morning image
Good god I have a soccer hangover.
July 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Good god I have a soccer hangover.
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I want to see Vozinha vs Messi one on one. Like, with swords, or possibly horseback jousting. Maybe goldeneye.
July 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I want to see Vozinha vs Messi one on one. Like, with swords, or possibly horseback jousting. Maybe goldeneye.