Mike Culpin
@meeike.bsky.social
Bristol
ADHD
Positive Arsenal & Mavericks fan (where applicable)
Unapologetic Tool Fan
Still plays Pokémon games
ADHD
Positive Arsenal & Mavericks fan (where applicable)
Unapologetic Tool Fan
Still plays Pokémon games
Absolute performance of champions. They tried to Stoke us and we slapped them down
September 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Absolute performance of champions. They tried to Stoke us and we slapped them down
This is such a difficult away game, crowd is absolutely up for it and happy to just sit in and smash it up to brobbey. Hopefully we can grind it out like we did at Villa Park
September 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
This is such a difficult away game, crowd is absolutely up for it and happy to just sit in and smash it up to brobbey. Hopefully we can grind it out like we did at Villa Park
Beating those cheating c*nts just hits different
September 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Beating those cheating c*nts just hits different
I'm very pleased with our window. I think the main concerns were what happens if Rice or Saliba get injured, which I think we more than addressed.
It's frustrating we couldn't get a ceiling raising LW but Tzolis looks good and we have plenty of wide options.
Powder stays dry for January
It's frustrating we couldn't get a ceiling raising LW but Tzolis looks good and we have plenty of wide options.
Powder stays dry for January
September 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm very pleased with our window. I think the main concerns were what happens if Rice or Saliba get injured, which I think we more than addressed.
It's frustrating we couldn't get a ceiling raising LW but Tzolis looks good and we have plenty of wide options.
Powder stays dry for January
It's frustrating we couldn't get a ceiling raising LW but Tzolis looks good and we have plenty of wide options.
Powder stays dry for January
What are people's thoughts on the Alvarez situation? I love the player but the figures are crazy, I can't help but think another player we all really like might go out the door
August 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
What are people's thoughts on the Alvarez situation? I love the player but the figures are crazy, I can't help but think another player we all really like might go out the door
Konsa will be another really good bit of business. The reality is when Saliba comes back his load will be managed for a long time and Ezri is as good a stand-in as anybody else in the league.
August 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Konsa will be another really good bit of business. The reality is when Saliba comes back his load will be managed for a long time and Ezri is as good a stand-in as anybody else in the league.
Just finished season 1 of Fargo, such a brilliant show!
August 12, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Just finished season 1 of Fargo, such a brilliant show!
As somebody who has been unlucky to watch 3 years worth of Newcastle games due to living with a big Newcastle fan, all I can say is we need to go big on Bruno G. That Rodgers money was crazy
July 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
As somebody who has been unlucky to watch 3 years worth of Newcastle games due to living with a big Newcastle fan, all I can say is we need to go big on Bruno G. That Rodgers money was crazy
Phoning my dad last night to talk to him about winning the league was just incredible, I hope however people celebrated it last night had a wonderful night and here's to many more! #COYG
May 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Phoning my dad last night to talk to him about winning the league was just incredible, I hope however people celebrated it last night had a wonderful night and here's to many more! #COYG
I can't fucking believe it 😭
May 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I can't fucking believe it 😭
I can't stress enough how much I want Bournemouth to get something tomorrow. The Palace game will not be easier no matter what everyone keeps saying
May 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I can't stress enough how much I want Bournemouth to get something tomorrow. The Palace game will not be easier no matter what everyone keeps saying
Never in doubt... That I will have a heart attack by the end of May
May 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Never in doubt... That I will have a heart attack by the end of May
Every season Spurs have this dilemma, we're never in this situation because we always have bigger things to worry about.
There's absolutely levels to all of this.
There's absolutely levels to all of this.
May 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Every season Spurs have this dilemma, we're never in this situation because we always have bigger things to worry about.
There's absolutely levels to all of this.
There's absolutely levels to all of this.
If there's one thing that works in their favour, the right is always united. It's terrible but it's true.
May 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
If there's one thing that works in their favour, the right is always united. It's terrible but it's true.
These are the fogging standards
May 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
These are the fogging standards
NBA playoffs are here and I still can't find me a clutch game
April 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
NBA playoffs are here and I still can't find me a clutch game
Today was painful, we lost the chance to win the league today, we didn't take it, doesn't mean it's overr
April 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Today was painful, we lost the chance to win the league today, we didn't take it, doesn't mean it's overr
That was such a mature display again away in Europe. We need our 10 to keep attacking the spaces with the attention Gyok gets and we'll get goals
April 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
That was such a mature display again away in Europe. We need our 10 to keep attacking the spaces with the attention Gyok gets and we'll get goals
Another 30mins of football was a worse outcome than losing yesterday.
Having potentially 4 UCL games before our final Prem game is difficult enough, and hopefully City now have 2 extra games.
We can win these cups again once we've taken care of the big ones.
Having potentially 4 UCL games before our final Prem game is difficult enough, and hopefully City now have 2 extra games.
We can win these cups again once we've taken care of the big ones.
April 5, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Another 30mins of football was a worse outcome than losing yesterday.
Having potentially 4 UCL games before our final Prem game is difficult enough, and hopefully City now have 2 extra games.
We can win these cups again once we've taken care of the big ones.
Having potentially 4 UCL games before our final Prem game is difficult enough, and hopefully City now have 2 extra games.
We can win these cups again once we've taken care of the big ones.
As painful as that was it was a lesson. It was this group's first final and we got handled by a side that's won it a lot of time. There will be a reaction and hunger to correct this
March 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
As painful as that was it was a lesson. It was this group's first final and we got handled by a side that's won it a lot of time. There will be a reaction and hunger to correct this
That swag by Eze is unbelievable, spring time Eze hits different
March 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
That swag by Eze is unbelievable, spring time Eze hits different
Good result considering how poor we were, there's never easy champs league away games. Noni was brilliant when he came on
March 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Good result considering how poor we were, there's never easy champs league away games. Noni was brilliant when he came on
This season has been so stressful as an Arsenal fan but watching Spurs is the comic relief we all need
March 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This season has been so stressful as an Arsenal fan but watching Spurs is the comic relief we all need
Happy for Mansfield, this is what the FA Cup is all about!
March 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Happy for Mansfield, this is what the FA Cup is all about!