Meijay
@meijay.bsky.social
Midwestern ex-pat now living in Hell’s waiting room. Cynical gay. Cat dad. Probably judging you.
Completely devoid of color just to really slam home how they don’t do no rainbows.
October 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Completely devoid of color just to really slam home how they don’t do no rainbows.
“Did you buy the ad space?”
“Yes, sure did. They started airing yesterday.”
“In Portland, Maine, right?”
“Of course. What other Portland is there?”
“Because we’re getting a lot of phone calls from Oregon.”
“…”
“It’s fine. I’m sure it will all work out.”
“Yes, sure did. They started airing yesterday.”
“In Portland, Maine, right?”
“Of course. What other Portland is there?”
“Because we’re getting a lot of phone calls from Oregon.”
“…”
“It’s fine. I’m sure it will all work out.”
October 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
“Did you buy the ad space?”
“Yes, sure did. They started airing yesterday.”
“In Portland, Maine, right?”
“Of course. What other Portland is there?”
“Because we’re getting a lot of phone calls from Oregon.”
“…”
“It’s fine. I’m sure it will all work out.”
“Yes, sure did. They started airing yesterday.”
“In Portland, Maine, right?”
“Of course. What other Portland is there?”
“Because we’re getting a lot of phone calls from Oregon.”
“…”
“It’s fine. I’m sure it will all work out.”
I went to university of Cincinnati. They’re now in the same conference as Arizona. Their game last week started at 11 pm. I’m too old for that shit.
October 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I went to university of Cincinnati. They’re now in the same conference as Arizona. Their game last week started at 11 pm. I’m too old for that shit.
When Stanford and Boston college are in the same conference we’ve lost the plot.
October 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
When Stanford and Boston college are in the same conference we’ve lost the plot.
The last round of realignment made zero sense. Cal and Stanford in the ACC. The four teams to the big ten.
October 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The last round of realignment made zero sense. Cal and Stanford in the ACC. The four teams to the big ten.
One of our vendors brought some in as a catered lunch for the office last month and acted insulted when I turned it down and told her why.
October 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
One of our vendors brought some in as a catered lunch for the office last month and acted insulted when I turned it down and told her why.
Kind of sheds a light on why she and Megan Mullaly fell out.
October 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Kind of sheds a light on why she and Megan Mullaly fell out.
Study finds sun rises and sets.
October 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Study finds sun rises and sets.
They absolutely do not understand consent.
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 PM
They absolutely do not understand consent.
They’re all going to have maralago face.
September 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
They’re all going to have maralago face.
I knew the sister back in the day.
September 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I knew the sister back in the day.
What the absolute fuck.
September 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
What the absolute fuck.
If we were capable of thinking we wouldn’t have elected him the first time, let alone the second.
September 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If we were capable of thinking we wouldn’t have elected him the first time, let alone the second.
Straight until you get a little sauce on them, anyway.
September 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Straight until you get a little sauce on them, anyway.
When you’ve lost your propaganda wing what is left?
September 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
When you’ve lost your propaganda wing what is left?
To be fair, he’s always had to be told how to vote.
September 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
To be fair, he’s always had to be told how to vote.
“Did you see what that llama was wearing!?! It’s not my fault!!”
September 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
“Did you see what that llama was wearing!?! It’s not my fault!!”
Me too. I can bag the groceries the way I want and not have frozen stuff in with my shampoo. And no small talk? Heaven.
September 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Me too. I can bag the groceries the way I want and not have frozen stuff in with my shampoo. And no small talk? Heaven.
She was the guest on Dax Shepherd’s armchair expert podcast this week. I didn’t know much about her beyond Wonder Woman but she seems like a cool person.
September 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
She was the guest on Dax Shepherd’s armchair expert podcast this week. I didn’t know much about her beyond Wonder Woman but she seems like a cool person.
The root cause of postpartum is sperm count and erectile dysfunction. Of course.
September 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The root cause of postpartum is sperm count and erectile dysfunction. Of course.
Gee, I wonder why he did that…
August 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Gee, I wonder why he did that…
Look at that! He told the truth! Will miracles never cease.
August 25, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Look at that! He told the truth! Will miracles never cease.
Making the people of one faith into the enemy and trying to eradicate them from your country. Now who does THAT remind you of…
August 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Making the people of one faith into the enemy and trying to eradicate them from your country. Now who does THAT remind you of…