Mellabellanies
@mel-la-d.bsky.social
Let me cook. Focused on the QTNA. Laugh to keep from losing it. 🐘ΔΣΘ🐘
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Mellabellanies
@mel-la-d.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I’m going to start keeping track of how many things are getting weird in 2025.
Imma let summer finish and all, but everything in me is screaming 🗣️BRING OUT THE HOODIES.
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September 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Imma let summer finish and all, but everything in me is screaming 🗣️BRING OUT THE HOODIES.
How are yall sustaining yall selves through the fall of the American Empire? I’m currently trying to figure out how to photosynthesize since all the food is tainted. Accepting any and all survival tips at this point.
September 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
How are yall sustaining yall selves through the fall of the American Empire? I’m currently trying to figure out how to photosynthesize since all the food is tainted. Accepting any and all survival tips at this point.
Yall president finna feed us horse meat. For fucks same. 😓
August 22, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Yall president finna feed us horse meat. For fucks same. 😓
Just saw a Christmas advertisement…. CAPITALISM PLEASE!
August 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Just saw a Christmas advertisement…. CAPITALISM PLEASE!
Dame Dash said it was “unnatural” for Jay Z to keep bragging about his wife. 🤯 EVERYONE should be excited and bragging to the world about their partner! Thats baseline. But to be so gilded, that your life partner is actually Beyoncé?? Shawn shouldn’t even have vocal cords atp. No more mics for Dame.
July 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Dame Dash said it was “unnatural” for Jay Z to keep bragging about his wife. 🤯 EVERYONE should be excited and bragging to the world about their partner! Thats baseline. But to be so gilded, that your life partner is actually Beyoncé?? Shawn shouldn’t even have vocal cords atp. No more mics for Dame.
Russians are inspiring me to believe in the power of love. I’ll be damned. Wtf even is 2026
July 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Russians are inspiring me to believe in the power of love. I’ll be damned. Wtf even is 2026
Vocal stim of the day: MC HAMMER BROKE
July 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Vocal stim of the day: MC HAMMER BROKE
The ozempic jingle makes my skin crawl. Something ain’t right. I’m not certain, but I don’t think being skinny will be worth the eventual cost.
June 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
The ozempic jingle makes my skin crawl. Something ain’t right. I’m not certain, but I don’t think being skinny will be worth the eventual cost.
Why can I find everything in the DMV except a Black Owned nail SHOP that doesn’t charge $95 for a gel pedicure? Am I asking for too much?
June 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Why can I find everything in the DMV except a Black Owned nail SHOP that doesn’t charge $95 for a gel pedicure? Am I asking for too much?
Has anyone noticed that the white children and teens are have super bleached blonde hair lately? Mein wtf????
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June 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Has anyone noticed that the white children and teens are have super bleached blonde hair lately? Mein wtf????
Where do I get the bread the girlies are using for avocado toast? I had some for the first time a few weeks ago and I haven’t stopped thinking about avocado toast since. Ain’t nobody told me it was delicious.
June 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Where do I get the bread the girlies are using for avocado toast? I had some for the first time a few weeks ago and I haven’t stopped thinking about avocado toast since. Ain’t nobody told me it was delicious.
Perhaps all was lost when Snapple started using plastic bottles.
June 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Perhaps all was lost when Snapple started using plastic bottles.
Tinashe’s latest song and video concepts are a hit. She’s exactly who she thinks she is. Ate that up so bad it gave Black mama biracial.
June 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Tinashe’s latest song and video concepts are a hit. She’s exactly who she thinks she is. Ate that up so bad it gave Black mama biracial.
Raising your parents log 2,378. My mother won’t stop opening random links on Facebook 🤬. I’ve repeatedly explained the risks and my patience is gone. Am I wrong if I get her a flip phone and childproof her laptop? Please help.
June 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Raising your parents log 2,378. My mother won’t stop opening random links on Facebook 🤬. I’ve repeatedly explained the risks and my patience is gone. Am I wrong if I get her a flip phone and childproof her laptop? Please help.
Look alive ladies! All that wifey shit is dead, the futbol players are in town, and it’s the series finale for the U.S.A.! May the odds be ever in our favor this Summer 2026. 🥂
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June 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Look alive ladies! All that wifey shit is dead, the futbol players are in town, and it’s the series finale for the U.S.A.! May the odds be ever in our favor this Summer 2026. 🥂
I hate the cognitive decline of society.The Euphoria finale takes are baffling. It was quite bad, but confusion over the dream sequence and lacing Rue? 🥴 For me, Alamo not realizing the gun Bishop handed him was empty, dumb as hell. There’s a huge difference in weight when a weapon isn’t loaded.
June 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I hate the cognitive decline of society.The Euphoria finale takes are baffling. It was quite bad, but confusion over the dream sequence and lacing Rue? 🥴 For me, Alamo not realizing the gun Bishop handed him was empty, dumb as hell. There’s a huge difference in weight when a weapon isn’t loaded.
Quick temperature check. Rich folk have essentially made it illegal to not be able to afford a place to live whilst cutting hundreds of thousands of jobs in favor of “machine learning models.” Is it time for collective action yet? Because I’m quite close to standing in the street with a tinfoil hat
May 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Quick temperature check. Rich folk have essentially made it illegal to not be able to afford a place to live whilst cutting hundreds of thousands of jobs in favor of “machine learning models.” Is it time for collective action yet? Because I’m quite close to standing in the street with a tinfoil hat
THEY OUT HERE CHARGING A WHOLE DOLLAR FOR SAUCE!!! Send. The. Meteor. ☄️
May 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
THEY OUT HERE CHARGING A WHOLE DOLLAR FOR SAUCE!!! Send. The. Meteor. ☄️
So Chrisette Michelle been cancelled since 2016… but we’re still listening to the musical stylings of, *checks notes*, Caresha Diddy Accomplice Brownlee??? I’m ready to start calling yall slurs.
May 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
So Chrisette Michelle been cancelled since 2016… but we’re still listening to the musical stylings of, *checks notes*, Caresha Diddy Accomplice Brownlee??? I’m ready to start calling yall slurs.
Feels like too many people are supporting, rather than shaming, the abusers, cheaters, and deserters within our society. Why? Why y’all buying them concert tickets? “Taking sides” of someone’s failed relationship. How can you support people who treat others in a way you wouldn’t want to be treated?
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April 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Feels like too many people are supporting, rather than shaming, the abusers, cheaters, and deserters within our society. Why? Why y’all buying them concert tickets? “Taking sides” of someone’s failed relationship. How can you support people who treat others in a way you wouldn’t want to be treated?
The First Tower has been hit. Welcome back GERRYMANDERINGGGGG!
April 29, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The First Tower has been hit. Welcome back GERRYMANDERINGGGGG!
Being a billionaire is so gauche. Donating money towards social programs, the less fortunate, and ensuring your wealth never rises above $999,999,999.99 so long as humanity suffers? Chic. Very cute. Very mindful. Very demure.
April 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Being a billionaire is so gauche. Donating money towards social programs, the less fortunate, and ensuring your wealth never rises above $999,999,999.99 so long as humanity suffers? Chic. Very cute. Very mindful. Very demure.
The idea of being 40 trying to find an apartment makes me…
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April 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The idea of being 40 trying to find an apartment makes me…
90° in April….but I don’t cut that air on until June 🤨. Not to mention I’ve used NOTHING but my windows and ceiling fan the past month and just paid $100…. Someone do that math for me? Please?!!
April 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM
90° in April….but I don’t cut that air on until June 🤨. Not to mention I’ve used NOTHING but my windows and ceiling fan the past month and just paid $100…. Someone do that math for me? Please?!!