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The Cased Meat of J͇̭̻͕ͪ̀̔̓̿̋ͤͣ́̀uͭ̎̑ͭ̅̉͌҉̴̪̭̫̩̜̘̫d̨͈̞̟͈̰̜̥̞̃ͮ̓̉̌̿̚͝͠g̝͚̳͍̋͐ͪ̒͠m̛̟̘͍͙̱̐̎̿ͩ͗ẹ̺̓̄̓ͬ͆̓͝n̨̜͔̯̱̈͛̓͊͛̀ţ̛̺͚̺̫̖ͮ̏͠
@mellowtabultra.bsky.social
Sleeps with pitbulls. Hobby linguist. Dev/UX professional. Antifascist, anti-nazi, anti-TERF. He/him/his. Standard disclaimers.

Not interested in influencers/advertisers.
If an ad/commercial uses AI, especially to portray humans instead of using actors, then that ad should be required to prominently disclose the AI usage. I’m seeing way too many ads using AI, particularly targeting older folks. If you can’t hire actors, then you should fail.
September 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Anyone who answers “yea” when they mean “yeah” gets a loud British-voiced “YEA, MY LORD!” in my head.
September 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Only dictators need to advertise themselves with triumphal arches when they don’t have any triumphs to celebrate www.nytimes.com/2026/09/03/u...
Plans Announced to Break Ground on Trump’s Triumphal Arch Before Final Approval (Gift Article)
Doug Burgum, the interior secretary, announced plans to start work on the site of the 250-foot-tall triumphal arch. Final approval of the project is still pending.
www.nytimes.com
September 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
So, let’s see: we can’t eat bacon, sprouts, frozen organic berries, eggs, lettuce, jalapeños, pastrami, … what else? And beef probably getting cut back because of screwworm (also don’t let your pets be outside too much in the SW because same)…
August 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The number of people starting sentences with “Me and my X…” instead of “My X and I…” on social media is sending the ghosts of all of my elementary school English teachers into a bloody rage, and making my right eye hurt.
August 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Mar-kwayne “cuck voice” Mullin. Looks like he and Pete get together and peruse, nervously giggling and erect, old Honcho magazines, nominally doing op “research” on “real men.”
July 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Frankly, in these times, these people deserve to feel some of the same fears that immigrants feel under this administration. That LGBTQ+ people feel again under this administration. How does that feel, Magats? Bottles those tears cuz they taste real good.
MYTH: The Democratic Party wants to assassinate MAGA supporters.

FACT: The far-right is using these lies and recent Democratic primary victories to stoke fear and rationalize Trump taking control of elections. https://bit.ly/4aQqs9y
June 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
It’s 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 Reflecting 👏 Pool 👏 ! 👏👏 It was created to be loitered at! This yutz has destroyed everything of historical relevance in the District, everything we grew up hearing about and having some sense if relevance for. These are the People’s Monuments. FTG.
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
June 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’m rather sad for our nation that celebrations for our 250th anniversary are so overshadowed by cultural and political poisoning. I’m lucky to say I’m old enough to have seen our bicentennial, but I was only 4. My memory may be skewed but I remember 1976 being truly celebratory. Not this time.
June 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
For those avoiding Paramount Skydance properties, one that I haven’t seen listed in assets to avoid is Pluto TV. So if you’re using that free streaming service and don’t want to support Paramount and its owners, stop using it and get the word out
June 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Have they removed the tarps from the Kennedy Center yet??? I need current photos of the building without Diaper Donny’s name on it anymore.
June 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Marilyn and Jackie’s Revenge tonight.

Happy birthday,… Mister President… Don’t fuck with Jack or his legacy.
June 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
No human being should be a trillionaire. No human being works enough to even be a billionaire. Unrealized wealth is a scam and a danger to free society.
June 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I wasn’t sure how much of WC2026 I was going to watch with everything making the event contaminated and corrupt (more than usual), but Telemundo and Spanish language announcers are saving WC for me. They may be my announcers for all games, not just Mex vs. SA.
June 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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They’re eating the data centers; they’re eating the tokens
the latest trend in business today is hiring people back because your ai transformation was a fucken disaster
June 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
So, screwworms:
* were successfully pushed well into southern Central America until DOGE cuts in middle of 2025
* can infect ANY warm-blooded animal, not just cows (c.f. Current cases in a dog (NM) and goat (TX))
* hadn’t been an issue in the US since the successful sterile flu program from 1966
June 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
What would Wittgenstein think of LLMs and the challenges of good prompt engineering?
May 30, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Further evidence that we’re living through Absurd Times:

The “THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR ACCESS TO FLAVORED VAPES” political ad.

Because not letting Tammy or Jaxsonn have maraschino cherry with whipped cream-flavored vapes makes them keep smoking.
May 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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“Callais is as legally ridiculous as it is dangerous.

If this doesn’t cause the Democratic Party to recognize that Supreme Court reform has to be part of democracy reform, it’s unclear what would.”
@leahlitman.bsky.social
@contrariannews.org
I wrote for @contrariannews.org about LA v. Callais:

The Supreme Court Has Demolished the Voting Rights Act | The Callais decision is a coup against multiracial democracy

www.contrariannews.org/p/the-suprem...
The Supreme Court Has Demolished the Voting Rights Act
The Callais decision is a coup against multiracial democracy
www.contrariannews.org
April 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I’m sure this has been said already, but:

Saying this as a white person: WHITE FOLKS DON’T GET TO DECIDE WHEN DISCRIMINATION IS OVER OR NO LONGER RELEVANT. WE ARE HISTORICALLY AND CULTURALLY THE RACISTS. IT’S NOT OUR PLACE TO SAY OTHERS ARE NO LONGER DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. NOT HOW THAT WORKS.
April 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
How long before Peter Doocy and other suited-up “journalists” start calling themselves “war correspondents” after last night?
April 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’m angry I feel skeptical about events tonight. I’m angry at the fucking Mouths of Madness cultural poisoning that’s seeped into my and others’ perception of current reality. What’s the antidote?
April 26, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Just a reminder: in saner times, the President doesn’t break news about national interest events—that falls to law enforcement and other journalistic entities. TFG is the biggest “news” prima donna I’ve seen outside a high school know-it-all.
April 26, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’ll admit, I’m kinda hoping to hear the dirt from inside the admin when Miller tries to push Mullins too far and Mar-kwayne punches him.
March 30, 2026 at 12:42 PM
If you think trans people pose any threat to you or others, you are truly a snowflake.
March 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM