Melz 🍉🌻
@mellzy.bsky.social
chronically online chaos enabler
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426.75 parts per million (ppm) CO2 in air 25-Aug-2026
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
The Keeling Curve
The Keeling Curve is a daily record of global atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration maintained by Scripps Institution of Oceanography at UC San Diego.
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
August 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
426.75 parts per million (ppm) CO2 in air 25-Aug-2026
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
Ok Universe I'm already in absolute shambles over Dolly and now you take Tim Curry too??????
What the absolute flying fuck
What the absolute flying fuck
August 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Ok Universe I'm already in absolute shambles over Dolly and now you take Tim Curry too??????
What the absolute flying fuck
What the absolute flying fuck
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Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
August 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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"I just start treating them with respect. It’s like a magnet. Just treat. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy respectfully.”
August 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"I just start treating them with respect. It’s like a magnet. Just treat. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy respectfully.”
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At an invitation-only gathering in Italy, white supremacists mapped out strategies to target rural America while local press coverage vanishes www.confrontthehate.com/p/white-nati...
August 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
At an invitation-only gathering in Italy, white supremacists mapped out strategies to target rural America while local press coverage vanishes www.confrontthehate.com/p/white-nati...
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I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling.
They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
August 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling.
They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker
The Trump administration announced that power plants built exclusively to serve data centers (ones that never connect to the public grid) are now exempt from the Clean Air Act’s Acid Rain Program.
www.epa.gov
July 29, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker
Remember when hitting 400 was a terrifying prospect?!
428.36 parts per million (ppm) CO2 in air 25-Jul-2026
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
The Keeling Curve
The Keeling Curve is a daily record of global atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration maintained by Scripps Institution of Oceanography at UC San Diego.
keelingcurve.ucsd.edu
July 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Remember when hitting 400 was a terrifying prospect?!
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reaper snags all three of them by sunset
❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast
❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast
July 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
reaper snags all three of them by sunset
❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast
❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast
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i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
July 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
OK TAHTS GOOD ON THE FIREWORKS
Bowen Yang: 'Alright, That's Enough' on SNL
ALT: Bowen Yang: 'Alright, That's Enough' on SNL
static.klipy.com
July 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
OK TAHTS GOOD ON THE FIREWORKS
Small gripe given #thestateofthings but dear agencies and businesses, pretty please have your hold music be instrumental music so I may continue to work while on hold?
I don't want to hear words until it's your representative thanking me for my patience.
I don't want to hear words until it's your representative thanking me for my patience.
June 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Small gripe given #thestateofthings but dear agencies and businesses, pretty please have your hold music be instrumental music so I may continue to work while on hold?
I don't want to hear words until it's your representative thanking me for my patience.
I don't want to hear words until it's your representative thanking me for my patience.
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Holy shit. All academics: read this thread, please!
I'm attending a digital humanities event in Montreal. There was a keynote on AI and something about the talk made me wonder if it had been written by Claude. I said as much in the Q&A. As I posed the question, the speaker shifted, looking slightly uncomfortable. What he said next shocked the room +
June 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Holy shit. All academics: read this thread, please!
My sister in law @emilysuess.com began in home hospice care Tuesday May 12 and passed away Thursday May 14.
Emily has opted to not have a funeral service; this thread will serve as my eulogy for her, inadequate as it will certainly be.
Em has been my friend and bonus sibling from the jump –
Emily has opted to not have a funeral service; this thread will serve as my eulogy for her, inadequate as it will certainly be.
Em has been my friend and bonus sibling from the jump –
June 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My sister in law @emilysuess.com began in home hospice care Tuesday May 12 and passed away Thursday May 14.
Emily has opted to not have a funeral service; this thread will serve as my eulogy for her, inadequate as it will certainly be.
Em has been my friend and bonus sibling from the jump –
Emily has opted to not have a funeral service; this thread will serve as my eulogy for her, inadequate as it will certainly be.
Em has been my friend and bonus sibling from the jump –
Life is profoundly unfucking fair and I'm so fiercly proud of my sister
I'm entering hospice.
May 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Life is profoundly unfucking fair and I'm so fiercly proud of my sister
remind me again how much was spent on steak and lobster? can't eat the grand piano...
Exactly one year ago today:
April 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
remind me again how much was spent on steak and lobster? can't eat the grand piano...
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REMEMBER HIM WHEN HIS RE-ELECTION COMES UP.
April 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
REMEMBER HIM WHEN HIS RE-ELECTION COMES UP.
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The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit.
www.wired.com/story/madiso...
www.wired.com/story/madiso...
April 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit.
www.wired.com/story/madiso...
www.wired.com/story/madiso...
in case you're wondering what the going rate is for Senators to break the arms of US Marine veterans
March 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
in case you're wondering what the going rate is for Senators to break the arms of US Marine veterans
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This regime loves contributing to the genocide of trans people
This is why we must defend our neighbors, we cannot let this regime continue to attack our most vulnerable communities.
Those of us who are able must speak up against these injustices
This is why we must defend our neighbors, we cannot let this regime continue to attack our most vulnerable communities.
Those of us who are able must speak up against these injustices
Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
www.erininthemorning.com
February 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This regime loves contributing to the genocide of trans people
This is why we must defend our neighbors, we cannot let this regime continue to attack our most vulnerable communities.
Those of us who are able must speak up against these injustices
This is why we must defend our neighbors, we cannot let this regime continue to attack our most vulnerable communities.
Those of us who are able must speak up against these injustices
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...