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Ayden | 34 | Non-binary (They/She/He) | 🔞
🏳️‍🌈 × 🏳️‍⚧️ × 🩷💛💙 × 💕Horror💕
🌠 Trigun
🦇 Castlevania
🏝 Kingdom Hearts
🌊 Final Fantasy
Why my building has the heat on??? It's not cold out and my ass is literally cooking 😭😭😭
October 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
People commenting on the price of the new Lodos War figurine on AmiAmi, but they're like "60k??? No way!!!" It's $500. it's just listed in yen...
October 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Please tell me why this woman was walking 2 feet behind me, in the dark, at 6:30 in the morning...scared tf outta me and involuntarily went "fuck!!!" 😭😭😭
October 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Walked into my first spiderweb of the season 🥲🥲🥲
October 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Elderly people will be so judgemental of you in public. They'll laugh, stare and make comments to one another, but the second you even look at them, they get so nervous and try their hardest not to meet your gaze. I just find that so funny.
October 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I love pigeons but the fact that they keep shitting all over my balcony, furniture and cleaning supplies, to the point where I had to throw a bunch of it out...my patience with them is so limited.
October 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Bro...I am seriously gunna need a proper break soon, cause the stress dreams I've been having lately...🥲🥲🥲
October 7, 2026 at 9:42 AM
It's 6:30 am and there is a child under the age of 10 out here riding around on a scooter...where are your parents???
October 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
This bus driver is an absolute asshole holy shit. How i even knew before getting on...
October 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
HAPPY OCTOBER/1ST OF HALLOWEEN!!!! 🎃👻🍁🔪🍬
October 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Thank you @thebeguiling.bsky.social !!!! 🥺🥺🙏 my heart is full~
September 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I can't believe hot topic released a line of ghibli apparel, one of them being a sweater with my robot from Castle in the Sky and it's sold out at my local store 🥲🥲🥲
September 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Y'all...i am considering 🫣🫣🫣
September 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
This indie bookstore i like has a strict mask policy and they asked this girl THREE times to put her mask on and not just pretend by holding it close to her face. Like are you not embarrassed??? Toddler level behavior.
September 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Tapas news has me so fucking sad, bro. Why y'all keep doing this shit!!!
September 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My work wife telling our coworkers that she brought me in a container of baked goods and two containers of homemade food yesterday. My coworkers were like "you always bring stuff for Ayden, but what does Ayden do for you?" (1/2)
September 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
IT'S SO COOL OUTSIDE I AM THRIVING!!!!
September 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Would love for all wasps to die now.
September 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
FREE EARLY ACCESS IMAX TICKETS BABY!!!! 😎😎😎
September 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Having someone with no ass, telling me "you have a big ass, but need to work on the shape"...girl, fuck you lmfao.
September 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I genuinely can't get excited for superhero movies anymore. We've gone through so many over the years and most of them are so mediocre. Other than anything animated, it's a pass for me.
September 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Seeing people already wearing sweaters...it's gunna be 24 degrees today, y'all.
September 12, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Sign the Petition
Tell Fan Expo Canada to Stop Overselling Tickets
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September 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Me: i definitely don't need a pro controller for the switch 2. They're too expensive and I don't really like the look of any of them.

This Millions Knives looking ass controller:

Me: 💸💸💸
September 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Elderly people really have no sense of personal space, omg 😭😭😭
September 10, 2026 at 12:01 PM